Something interesting I read on Facebook
 

Copied and posted for your pleasure.

A man who can control his sexual urge is a man who can
live many years on earth. Men don't know that some of
their failures are caused by multiple girlfriends Not all girls
have good spirit. Some are demons, others have venom
between their legs.
Some women are destiny destroyers, beware.
Pay close attention:
1. A real man only has one woman in his life.
2. Don't obey your Erection at all times. Most erections
mislead you Control your erection if you don't want to have
few days on earth with much poverty in you.
3. Don't date a lady because she has curves, boobs and a
sexy shape. These things are simply misleading avoid
such, don't fall for what is called social media irony.
4. Not everything you see under skirt you must work to
eat, some skirts contain snakes that bite you and make you
uncomfortable. control your sexual urge Self control and
abstinence pays a lot in most cases.
5. Marrying a woman doesn't mean she owns you. Treat
her with respect Make her your queen, love, honor her and
give her reasons to treat you the same.
6. Having many girlfriends doesn't make you a man. It only
makes you a womanizer, a cheater and a boy.
7. Just because you're good in bed doesn't make you a
man. A real man is a man who does not run away from his
responsibility but faces it squarely.
8. Respect any woman who loves you Yes, is not easy for a
lady to throw her love on you and support your future.
9. The world celebrates successful men No one will
celebrate you for having many girlfriends. So what's the
point tho? Waste of energy, money & wasted sperm.
Remember, being honest, loyal and faithful, is the
trademark of a real man.
Always remember that

Stick to shit posting, OP.

What does any of that dribble have to do with beer and titties. Smack a bitch!

This is what happens to you after the 9th booster shot.

I'm gonna send this to Rashee Rice on FB right now just in case

That reads like AI, or a foreign person, or a reerun.

Otherwise, great post.

Blah blah blah, I’m a dirty tramp.

Brutal!

Well done guys, this reminds me of the olden glory days of CP.

Legit good read for any college aged dude. Any man of average CP age hopefully has known all this for years. If not, you’ve probably got yourself in some really shitty circumstances. Like Rabble Rouser territory.

Co-written by a gay guy and a fat ugly broad.

Broo one time I was at this motel 6 middle of no where on a road trip just trying to take a nap.

Dude and his girl with another dude in the room next to me.

Dude with the GF leaves with his GF with his homie, he bangs her out, he comes back, friend leaves, then, hes over here asking him if she banged him, shes over here lying saying no.

Craziest shit ever man I got the **** up out of there. Way too much 24/7 movement for me.

Men having sex toys being socially acceptable now. Must really be frustrating for you

Switch inmen and OPs thread starting ability

Another day, another shitty post on FB somebody absolutely has to share.

News at 11.

I don’t care what FB says, I’m still gonna do your mom.