I would say I volunteer but I need paid. Sign me up.

1864 AD for you. I wonder if there was anything interesting going on in 1864.

Would you visit the north, the south, or would you find something interesting overseas?

Man oh man where to begin. I witnessed Ulysses S. Grant being appointed commander of Union Army, General Robert E. Lee winning his last victory of Civil War at Battle of Cold Harbor, Abraham Lincoln renominated for US President by Republican Party, US Civil War Battle of Mobile Bay was won by the Union led by Rear Admiral Farragut with the cry "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!", Union General William T. Sherman captures and burns Atlanta, Jesse James' gang surprise attack train: 150 killed, a personal favorite here, Abraham Lincoln (R) elected to his 2nd term as American President, and a civil war battle basically every single day this year. Lots of blood shed.

I'm in. I hope I don't have to wear a corset.

Where you're going, we don't need corsets. 1450 AD. Or maybe you do need corsets. I don't really know. Will you watch Gutenberg open up shop, or watch Macchu Picchu being built, or something else?

DMT

Did you get an assignment yet? If not, we need somebody in 1565 AD to study ... whatever happened in 1565.

What the heck, while my B-17 is still in the shop, I'll see where I land in time.

819 BC for you. Your guess is as good as mine about what to study.

Maybe I'll assisinate Chris and delay the "discovery" of America...

This will be fun, let me check my options and I'll let you know where I woke up New Year's Day.

No electricity, it's dark, and I'm sleeping on a dirt bed. 927 BC ****ing sucks.

Yeah, but there are probably no lines at the airport.

Ok Rainman, I had a rough day at work, get me the **** out of here

You can't go wrong with 1224 AD. I bet there's all sorts of fun stuff going on in France and Spain.

In.