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J Diddy 05-19-2014 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10639596)
Speaking of shit, my stool's been green for about the past 5 days or so. I haven't changed my diet so I'm kind of curious as to what it could be..

Of course WebMD churned up some pretty scary results. I hate that website.

WebMD is a great website. It says you have 2 months to live before you die from AIDS but in reality all you have is an allergy problem

BeeHo 05-19-2014 10:23 PM

be one with the poop. then you can move the poop.

TimeForWasp 05-19-2014 10:50 PM

Didn't you lose a bet? Your username should be something shittier than the one you have.

LiveSteam 05-19-2014 11:01 PM

Clay ate a Dingo's bay-bay

LiveSteam 05-19-2014 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10640019)

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Good God man LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

booger 05-19-2014 11:05 PM

Did you cry?

SDChiefs 05-19-2014 11:06 PM

it amazes me that your single.

TimBone 05-19-2014 11:30 PM

God damn it. I can't believe I actually just saw a picture of Clay's shit.

Bob Dole 05-19-2014 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10639672)
Nope, my diet is far from high in leafy greens.

Google says I either have Crohn's or my shit is just passing through my intestines too quickly.

Or you are drinking too much grape soda...

Hammock Parties 05-19-2014 11:49 PM

As it turns out taking too many laxatives in a 48-hour period can lead to some stomach discomfort. Oy vey.

loochy 05-20-2014 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10640019)
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That's actually not as bad as I expected. I bet it was the consistency of a piece of rebar though. Did you cry when it came out? How's your butt? Did it tear?

Dayze 05-20-2014 06:06 AM

why is the top of the turd folded over like a poop oragami?

booger 05-20-2014 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsNow (Post 10640065)
Didn't you lose a bet? Your username should be something shittier than the one you have.

TP queen from the looks of it

srvy 05-20-2014 07:14 AM

Some of you shit gazers need to be passed out spoons. Sorta like the cream of mushroom soup vomit scene in The Great Santini

Come on grunts get on it.

htismaqe 05-20-2014 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Davechief (Post 10639562)
I had the ol colonoscopy procedure done last year. Maybe you could get your doc to prescribe you some of the stuff they use for the prep. I swear I shit out stuff from the 70's after downing that.

He already used some, it's called magnesium citrate. ;)


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