Ten Things About Today's Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32
 

Ten Things About Today’s Game Week 10: Tits 35 KC 32

10. OK, now I’m mad. Choking Losing Pussies! As much as last week was a total team effort, this week was also a total team effort. Total effort to blow a game they had no business losing. We’d probably be in last place if we were in the AFC South, because we can’t seem to figure out how to beat teams like Houston, Indy and the Tits. Total domination in the first quarter and a 10-zip lead. Grandpa Spags -doing his best Grandpa Bob impersonation, looks every bit the defense that pissed away a 21-3 lead in Alex Smiff’s last game. Remember that game? Playoffs two years ago? Couldn’t hold a God Damn lead in the second half and let Derrek Henry run wild? How bout the offense? Sure, Mahomes throws for big yards, but we put the ball on the ground and give up a fumble return for a TD to totally flip the momentum. Watkins and Hill drop critical passes for first down conversions. And we’ll talk about special teams getting off the short special bus this morning. We’ve now lost four straight to the Tits. Andy Reid’s only beaten them once. Once. In his entire career. I thought the Texans game was going to be the one game we just flat out blew this year. But nope. This one is going to sting. A lot. Damn it I’m still mad!

9. Spags was actually worse than Grandpa Bob in this game. Think we’ve figured out how to stop the run? Hell no. Henry goes for 188 and 2 TDs. Well, maybe we can play pass defense. Hell no. Ward gives up a 52 yard bomb in the 2nd quarter. Spags actually shut out the Tits in the first quarter; first time we’ve shut out a team in the first quarter all year. But he made up for it by sucking the rest of the game. Thornhill bounces off Henry like a pinball and gives up a 69 yard run on a basic off tackle play. Chiefs manage to get up by nine with 12 minutes left in the game. A two-score lead. Can they hold it for 12 minutes? Hell no. They let Henry run it down their frickin’ throat, just like the Arrowhead 2017 playoff game. Henry looks like a NCAA Division One running back playing a community college team. Can we stop Ryan Freakin’ Tannehill from scrambling? Hell no. We let him scramble for 37 yards in the second half. And even with all this fail on defense, we still should have won the damn game.

8. On offense, more fail. Bienemy is responsible for teaching our backs ball security. Williams fumble changed the momentum of the game. Chiefs were lucky to go in tied 13-13 at halftime. First quarter: Watkins drops a very catchable pass on third down, ending a drive. Six minutes left in the fourth after catching a 39 yard pass that should have sealed the game, Hill drops two passes in a row. One gets batted up in the air that should have been picked. Mahomes throws for over 400 yards and 3 TDs, but takes a totally unnecessary sack on third down with three minutes left, loses seven yards of field position, then Colquitt and Winchester screw the pooch on the field goal attempt. Choking Losing Pussy Football with a total absence of a killer instinct. Embarrassing Fail.

7. Kelce, Hill and Hardman combined score three TDs. When your QB throws for 446 yards, you should win. When you have nine more first down than your opponent, you should win. When you’re 50% successful on third down conversions, you should win. When you run 29 more plays than your opponent, you should win. When you have 159 more offensive yards than your opponent, you should win. When you have the ball 18 freaking minutes more than your opponent….. DAMN IT….

6. Both teams lost a fumble. Our fumble was much more deadly, putting the Tits back in the game. Both teams had a bunch of penalties. Chiefs has stupid ones like Chris Jones pushing guys in the face. Tits had a pretty clean first half, then Tyler Lewan #77 for the Tits started trying to hand the game to us all by himself. He must have had money bet on KC today. KC had nine penalties for 80 yards. That’s irresponsible back sliding on team discipline. That’s on Andy Reid. And he has done nothing to fix it since September.

5. Dave Toub should be let go after this season. We haven’t had a single punt return or kickoff return for a TD. So specials are not helping, at all. We can't seem to get through a game without penalties on punt returns. We did have Hardman field a punt on his own three yard line before the end of the first half, so we've got that going for us. We did have Buttkicker miss a critical PAT that changed the game strategy. We did have Colquitt chip in with a 26 yard punt, and have him muff a hold, and add on a intentional grounding when he panicked when the snap hit him in the freaking feet. His game is slipping, he's old and makes a shit ton of money. Time to send him on his way with a gold watch and some pudding at the end of the year. He’s a veteran player, and veteran players should not piss their pants like that when the game is on the line. On the final FG attempt, the guy who blocked the punt was offsides, but the Ref’s had a plane to catch, so…no call. Never should have come to that anyway. Game was lost when they puked up the lead with less than :30.

4. Schwartz lost his injury free streak. At least he had the gonads to suck it up and come back in and play out the rest of the game. Cam Erving got his ass beat on several occasions. We lost Rankin-Canadian Doc’s backup- when they carted him off the field. Ogbah left with a shoulder or chest injury, so now we’re missing both Ogbah and Okafor. Great.

3. Chris Jones was gimping around in the second half. Since we’re running out of guys and they can’t rotate, our D-linemen looked gassed in the fourth quarter, especially when the Tits went to the hurry up offense. When you have twice as many sacks as your opponent, you should win. In the Tits final scoring drive Fenton makes a nice play to break up a pass, then freaking FALLS DOWN to allow the game winning TD. Very Grandpa Bob-like defensive stand. Once again, Andy put the game in Spag’s hands to win it, and he totally shits the bed.

2. Total fail on coaching. Total let down after last week. Pissing away this game, to an AFC opponent, not only totally wipes away the progress from beating the Vikes last week, but even worse, this is a CONFERENCE LOSS, which will probably end up making us play in the first round of the playoffs, on the road somewhere. IF they can pull their heads out of their asses, get it together and actually MAKE the playoffs. After today, I seriously have my doubts.

1. I can’t even bring myself to listen to Andy’s after game presser. Here, let me guess: “We didn’t get the job done. We can’t turn the ball over. We’ve got to be better on special teams. We’ve got a lot of guys hurt. Pat played well coming back but he was rusty, and we dropped too many passes. We have too many penalties. We’ll fix all of this, because we look forward to the challenge of playing the Mexican Chargers on Monday Night Football next week....blah blah blah." I need a Zanex and a handful of Tums. I need to go and be mad somewhere for awhile now.

This game was like the 90s all over again. Finding ways to lose to teams that shouldn't even be in this game.

same

Colquitt's mistake was on the panicked throw, not the hold. That ball was skipped to him. Also, the rusher was not offsides.

Marty era electric booogalooo

Perhaps the saddest 10 things evah ...

FAX

Correct

Truth. My feelings exactly. Your game review should be posted in the Chiefs locker room.

Also, never let Andy Reid play "not-to-lose" in the 4th quarter. We lose every time.

No killer instinct. Thanks , George.

Can't argue wiht any of that

That was a Bob Sutton-esque loss.

The Titans always bring out the worst.

I hate that ****ing franchise.

The formula on how to beat the Chiefs is pretty straight forward... survive Mahomes' led big plays for three quarters, stay in a close game into the fourth quarter and Andy/his clown show coaching staff will find a way to blow it with bad game management decisions, etc.

Good point on Reid hire Bieniemy and lack of ball security killing games.

Spot on except for the offsides. He was onside — timed it perfectly.

I almost threw up after the game. Now I’m just becoming a mean drunk.

Andy’s presser will be the same after a loss - “It’s on me” I’m so tired of hearing that - yes it is in you - the Chiefs are soft and undisciplined like their head coach.

Chiefs clownstomped themselves. Thx, for the write up.

Williams is in disbelief

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chiefs RB Damian Williams hasn’t moved since we got into the locker room. Still fully in pads and staring straight ahead.</p>&mdash; James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1193643668890095618?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 10, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Frank Clark told me he felt the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Chiefs</a> defense came out “soft” on the final drive and that the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Titans?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Titans</a> came out more aggressive than they did on that drive. Clark also said they didn’t expect Tannehill to come out and run as physically as he did today.</p>&mdash; James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/JamesPalmerTV/status/1193649559060262914?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 10, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

"We look forward to the challenge of playing the Chargers, with that time is yours".

(Chiefs media guy to Andy... Coach it is a Sunday/loss, not Wednesday)...

Andy... "That's on me, we'll get this cleaned up and go back to work, with that time is yours".

WHAT THE ****ING ****

Total fail, unforgettable. :shake:

Good write-up. :thumb:

Share what Andy did wrong... The 3rd and 2? Don't bring that bullshit in here or I can get threads that bitch that we didn't try that in the past over and over. What else? They don't coach the longsnapper/punter mix up?

When you get ran over by QB for 3 extra yards you are a soft bitch. I don’t care if he is a big QB.

If only Clark's mouth could help him get off a block.

ROFL it only looked like he was running "physically" because of the Chiefs soft ass defense.

They made Tannehill look like Lamar Jackson.

Can't stop shaking my head over keeping Pennel inactive

Tired of Watkins inconsistency. He was supposed to be our hands guy. Sick of all the circus catches while dropping way too many easy ones.

Bieniemy is on my shit list. How is ball security not drilled over and over. Tiki barber was carrying a football around Omar Epps "the program" style when he had issues

The D got too cocky. Seemed like it was mostly the D complaining about the arrowhead crowd. Today, we paint Nashville red and they lay a turd. Shut up and play football.

Maybe it's a good thing Winchester blew a snap today. Feel like this guy was due for a bad snap. This isn't exactly the first terrible snap. If not for Colquitts skills as a holder this guy might have been cut long ago.

My thoughts exactly.

Calling a time out on the 2 point attempt made complete sense to you, right?

Not a good day for your dumbshit Andy Reid apologist act.

Give it up for today.

Yep, Winchester screwed the pooch on that one. Colquitt wasn't even ready for him to snap it.

Lots of mistakes today. From the coaches to the players. I am sick of Defensive players who can't tackle. No way should Ryan Freaking Tannehill scramble for a first down dragging players across the line to gain.

I mean, that completely encapsulates it, doesn’t it? “We were surprised another team got physical with us.”

Still can't believe they lost that game

Colquitts look on his face was like wtf guys on a muffed hold isn't there supposed to be a jail break with someone running to an open area for him to throw too? That could be the most costly play of the season and it was embarrassing to watch :doh!:

Colquitt did the right thing. Dude has an arm tho.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">James Winchester and Dustin Colquitt, two stand-up guys, owned miscommunication that led to low/early snap that made possible Titans&#39; go-ahead TD. Key was that Winchester thought when Colquitt looked up at Butker was looking his way/cue to snap, then tried to hold it but couldn&#39;t</p>&mdash; Vahe Gregorian (@vgregorian) <a href="https://twitter.com/vgregorian/status/1193660101678247936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 10, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Just absolutely no excuse for that FG fiasco that gave Tennessee the ball back for the go-ahead TD.

Veteran kicker/holder/long snapper who have all been together for a long time, the crowd noise wasn't much of a factor... no weather condition issues... the snap/hold should be automatic.

Also, mahomes is not 100%. His 75% is better than almost every qbs 100%, but his touch and ability to throw off platform are just not there right now.

George, #5 is wrong. Toub was screaming at Mecole for fielding the punt. Do you think Toub coaches Butker, one of the best kicker's in the league to miss an extra point? Do you think he coaches Winchester to snap it early? We had really good kick off returns today and we only punted once and that's probably the worst punt Colquitt's had all year. Was this Toub's fault. The last FG, after watching the replay, was the best timed jump I've seen on a snap in a long time, to the naked eye, it looked offsides but wasn't. It was equally as lucky for him to block it with the arm that he did...

Toub is a great special teams coach.The only bone I have against Toub today was he should have had Tryeek deep on the last kickoff.

Are we really bitching about Mahomes now?? 446 yards and 3 TDs

:rolleyes:

So the Chiefs can't win if Mahomes isn't perfect on every throw?

JFC he played out of his mind today.

I didn't say that. Did you read where I said his 75% is still better than other teams 100%? He's obviously not the reason we lost today. But he's clearly not close to 100%.

Seems like HB is okay after this loss

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr">Lol</p>&mdash; Tyrann Mathieu (@Mathieu_Era) <a href="https://twitter.com/Mathieu_Era/status/1193659443046682624?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 10, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

good

they're on to mexico

that's exactly the attitude they need

what?

did you even watch the game?

jfc

It's a results driven business, dude. Our ST play this year has been woefully poor compared to previous years. Hardman fielding punts inside the ten; his fumble against the Vikes, Colquitt having one punt attempt and hitting it 26 yards. Coaches are responsible for the conduct of their players. That's just the way it is.

HB calling the defense out now

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Look tyrann Mathieu throwing his teammates under the bus. “We just need a few dogs” you just calling some of your players soft. Ryan Clark spit nothing but facts. I’m glad Houston didn’t resign you. <a href="https://twitter.com/Mathieu_Era?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Mathieu_Era</a> <a href="https://t.co/xB1onMPLZ2">pic.twitter.com/xB1onMPLZ2</a></p>&mdash; Texanpalace (@Texans47) <a href="https://twitter.com/Texans47/status/1193647575741730819?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 10, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

No one thinks he was 100%... but whatever % he was at today turned in an epic performance that was more than enough to win.

We most likely wouldn't have been able to use 3 timeouts anyway? We got in very makeable range anyway?

What else did he do wrong?

Lots of people to blame today that did things they don't coach...

Do you think we should fire Reid?

1) Watkins should sit for Pringle.... absolutely no toughness.
2). Ivie over Penell??? 188 Yds..
3). Failed to call a Defensive timeout in support of a gassed group right before the go ahead Td. Second time this season this has happened.
4). 3rd and 2 pass... soooo Reid.
5). Is Tyrone Mathieu making a difference...?
6). Run game...at all?
7). More fielding punts inside the 5 yard line. Tremon....
8). Use of snap count adjustments....2nd time a team has commented on predicting snaps. Coaching...
9). Penalties, penalties....
10). Time is coming when Mahomes is going to take a position that will put players and coaches under extreme scrutiny.

HB would rather call out his own defense instead of trying to actually be good.

Good write up. Horrible game, makes me question why they **** I even bother. Yes, some will say "settle down, it's one game". But, when is the last time you ever saw the Patriots have some goofy ass shit like that snap on the FG? Never? You know WHY? Because they actually want to destroy the souls of every team they face, and they don't take anything for granted. This team will NEVER go to the SB with this kind of bullshit coaching. 3rd and 2...let's pass it, even though we had a couple of really nice runs. Pat...throw the ****er away, don't take a sack there (not that it mattered, but still).

We're just a team that ****s up constantly when they can least afford it. The worst part is, I'm starting to think it is what it is. I keep telling myself not to get too high or too low on these idiots, but they never cease to find new and creative ways to lose. Kudos...FFS...

Oh. Great write up blah blah blah...:)

The frustrating thing is KC could have won this game any number of ways. It HAD to go the way that it did for the Titans to win. If you look at the stats, you would think the Chiefs easily won it. I thought once we got Mahomes this type of a loss was a thing of the past. Nope. Poor coaching down the stretch and terrible defense can trump a generational QB. Pathetic. Nobody should get their game check.

11. As soon as Colquitt grounded the ball I shut the game off and played catch with my sons.

Best time I've had all week.

Get the **** outta here with that shit.

Jesus, I am not saying he didn't have a great performance and shame on our team for needing a perfect performance from him to win this kind of game. But he isn't close to 100%. I'll repeat, his 75% is better than most 100% and that is more than good enough to win games. But he's doing this without being fully himself.

Mahomes deserves so much more than this. I wouldn’t be upset at him if he didn’t re sign here. He deserves so much more

From some rando on Twitter:

We have a 1987 Michael Jordan. Eventually you have to find your Phil Jackson

Fyp

It seemed to me the guys lost focus on offense and especially defense. It’s as if, since they thought Mahomes was back, they didn’t have to be as sharp, or aggressive as they had been when he was gone? Just a terrible loss for the team! I was hollering at the tv, on the play call with 3rd and 2, and was still hollering when they elected to go for the field goal! When is Andy going to learn how to close a game and not depend on the defense, to hold the lead? Wow, Run the ball twice if you have to , and get those 2 yards! The sausage could have ran it twice and picked up 2 yards! What a disappointment!

Holy shit.

This is the most accurate thing I have read in a LONG time.

I have tried (over the years) to not get too wrapped up in the Chiefs. Results matter and they have not failed to disappoint for many, many years. Today was just one more example of why I don't get too excited when they win and too mad when they shit the bed.

Mahomes is just a winner!

What the **** are you even talking about??

Titans have our number.

A 52 yard FG is not a "very makeable" range... especially if you have the opportunity to get in for a closer FG.

Well, he should be. He probably felt this way a LOT at Texas Tech when he threw for over 400 and still lost because of a suck defense and special teams.

Dude is ****ing laughing after this game and wants to throw teammates underneath the bus. **** him

Taking the sack there was actually an incredibly high football IQ play that took away the Titans' final timeout (and still left the team in comfortable FG position). One of the rare times throwing the ball away is the wrong thing to do and he realized it. The guy is maybe the most impressive football player I've ever watched...too bad he's not getting much help.

We set another record tho!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Kansas City Chiefs have lost by 7 points or less in their last 13 losses, including the playoffs. That is the longest streak in NFL history.</p>&mdash; Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) <a href="https://twitter.com/jazayerli/status/1193646710444175361?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 10, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

He's not throwing anybody under the bus.

Yes he was. I’ve watched it a dozen times, he’s in a full sprint ad the ball is snapped.

Yeah, losing that seven yards of field position made the field goal much easier. Especially after Butker had missed a PAT earlier. Sorry. The Tits didn't need all those time outs. They won anyway after the botched attempt.

Agree it was the right decision by Mahomes, but the play call was bad.

Mahomes was not going to be running today, so the option should not have been pass or Mahomes having to run it.

Your piss and vinegar is entirely appropriate, Mr Blowfish... #7 is a crusher, how do they SQUANDER that kind of production

Not at all. Just saying some peeps need to step up. That's way different than saying we need "new guys."

This. Very smart play by mahomes. Even though it would have given us a better shot at a first down, also very smart not to risk his body trying to leg it out. Blame the playcall or the special teams buffoonery. But mahomes did the right thing there.

Your and idiot. Have a drink for shit's sake.

I'm having a really hard time understanding why this defense sticks their head straight up their ass when mahomes plays. Denver was one of the few times we got a glimpse of what mahomes can do with a semi competent defense.

We can't play the TOP bs today. We played a much slower offense today with lots of runs, third downs, and short pass plays. Nobody can complain that our offense was scoring too fast.

Titans have our number.

Sigh. Andy really is his own worst enemy.

He's 1-7 against the Tits for his career...what the actual **** Andy...