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RaiderH8r 05-19-2014 12:09 PM

All I ask is that you do a weigh in before and after so we can truly grasp the scale of the thing.

ptlyon 05-19-2014 12:09 PM

PS - have you seen Raggot?

booger 05-19-2014 12:09 PM

Get a shop vac. Take the suction cup of the plunger handle. Don't throw the handle away. Could come in handy to beat that bastard if it gots hair, teeth, is breathing, and/or winks at you when it comes out. Duct tape suction cup to vac hose. Crank it up and wait awhile

srvy 05-19-2014 12:10 PM

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This and that. Because you wont make the toilet.

Dayze 05-19-2014 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 10638424)
Saline laxative works just as well as is far less "intrusive".

:hmmm: didn’t know that.
I hope he didn’t make the entire thing up just to have an excuse for the enema.

RaiderH8r 05-19-2014 12:11 PM

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Required.

Dinny Bossa Nova 05-19-2014 12:13 PM

There's a butt plug joke in there somewhere.

Dinny

Dayze 05-19-2014 12:14 PM

beads.

Otter 05-19-2014 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10638420)
enema time. my newphew years back was stopped up for like 4-5 days for whatever reason, and he had to get 'cleaned out'.

Quote:

I routinely go 2-3 days without making a deposit.
I'm sure I'm broken. lol
I just want you to know up front that when I splice the genes together to make the Chiefs QB for 2020 your familes digestive system will not be included.

booger 05-19-2014 12:15 PM

Quit soliciting those trannys on Craigslist man they got your shit all ****ed up

gblowfish 05-19-2014 12:15 PM

So, did GoChiefs give birth yet?
Did it look like Mount Rushmore?

And more importantly, surgery for what?
Are you a woman now?

Dayze 05-19-2014 12:15 PM

LMAO

Pasta Little Brioni 05-19-2014 12:17 PM

Simply is watching this thread with glee

gblowfish 05-19-2014 12:19 PM

He needs a Mega Colon Blow power shake...
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/oXouSM2JOZk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Pepe Silvia 05-19-2014 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10638455)
He needs a Mega Colon Blow power shake...
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/oXouSM2JOZk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I was thinking the same thing. ROFL


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