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Pepe Silvia 05-19-2014 11:58 AM

You should have a big order of nachos with the works, jalapenos,sour cream etc., you will be shitting your ass out.

srvy 05-19-2014 11:58 AM

There is an enema in someones future.

Dayze 05-19-2014 11:58 AM

taco bell

Pepe Silvia 05-19-2014 12:00 PM

How many days can you go without shitting before you die? This thread got me curious.

tooge 05-19-2014 12:02 PM

You should be effaced. You should start dilating soon. Push hard, but not too hard, and breath alot. You will be fine.

Hammock Parties 05-19-2014 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10638406)
How many days can you go without shitting before you die?

I don't know but I passed on Waldo Pizza the other night because I was afraid of getting too backed up. :cuss:

Dayze 05-19-2014 12:04 PM

I routinely go 2-3 days without making a deposit.
I'm sure I'm broken. lol

htismaqe 05-19-2014 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 10638400)
That's not going to get him into a Boardwalk Empire situation, is it?

You know, the scene where the kid spikes the other kids drink with this stuff, then the kid shits blood and dies?

Good God no.

It's a saline laxative. All it does is draw water into the bowel. If you drank more than the recommended dosage it can cause other issues but perforation of the intestine certainly isn't one of them.

King_Chief_Fan 05-19-2014 12:05 PM

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clogged drain?...........

Dayze 05-19-2014 12:06 PM

LMAO

Pepe Silvia 05-19-2014 12:06 PM

We now have a shit thread next to the Ham thread, ugh.

ptlyon 05-19-2014 12:07 PM

Two words: obstructed bowel

That's serious shit

Dayze 05-19-2014 12:08 PM

enema time. my newphew years back was stopped up for like 4-5 days for whatever reason, and he had to get 'cleaned out'.

htismaqe 05-19-2014 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 10638416)
Two words: obstructed bowel

That's serious shit

Highly unlikely.

If he had an obstruction, he'd likely be vomiting.

htismaqe 05-19-2014 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10638420)
enema time. my newphew years back was stopped up for like 4-5 days for whatever reason, and he had to get 'cleaned out'.

Saline laxative works just as well as is far less "intrusive".


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