You left dream shits off the poll. Not cool dude, not cool.
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I picked bowling ball shits. Some times those actually scare me. I feel real, honest fear that I may injure myself.
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The ones that burn your ass crack a b-hole like sulfuric acid
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But occasionally, if I've been drinking or gorging myself on foods and otherwise getting myself out of rhythm... forget it, I find myself trying to be Korean on an American toilet. Whatever it take to wrap this crap UP. |
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Coital.....
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tubgirl mode is the worst.
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Incomplete evacuations are the worst for me. Your ass is dirty and you don't even get that feeling of satisfaction. It's the cruelest shit of all.
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My stepdad always smelled like poop and now I have a complex of smelling like poo. Thank god I've had women in my life to assure me I don't smell like kaw kaw.
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When you were kids did your mom ever lay naked on a couch with a red can of aqua-net on her woo woo? She said she would do it because her lips were swollen from the hives,
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What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
While we're on the subject, I had a small bout of what I'm guessing was diarrhea a couple months ago.
I'd get this legitimate heat wave feeling in my intestines followed immediately by an intense urge to shit what usually ended up being a liquid-y almond butter looking concoction. Luckily I only dealt with that for a couple days but that fiery feeling in the gut was unmistakeable. That's the nearest I've gotten to a burning sensation going number 2 though. My stomach must be a ****ing battle tested warrior because my pooping habits or what have you don't change much at all depending on what I eat. |
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breakers. hate those bastards. nothing like wiping your ass for hours on end afterwards.
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