No wonder the Mrs got pissed last night. Praise Jesus for CP!

I am stunded that no major college has chosen the Ocelot as their mascot. Everybody and their ******* neighbor is either a tiger or a wildcat, but an ocelot? Excusssseeee Meeeeeee!

That shit will change one day.

Would be a fantastic expansion team name, IMO. Keeps with the Panthers, Jaguars philosophy.

Ontario Ocelots.

Does Geno Smith have an ocelot?

YES

He should get one.

Just don't attempt to drive with it in the car.

Bad things will happen (supposedly).

About 15 years ago, driving from Corpus to San Antonio, I saw a dead ocelot on the side of the road. I circled back to verify what I had seen because at the time there weren't supposed to be any in Texas. But there definitely had been at least one. Wish I'd seen it alive.

That would have been depressing for a long time.


I'd love to see one in the wild.

I turn to Sorter for my zoological Chiefs Planet needs.

He's the only poster besides myself who called out that one asshole when he thought the animal in the "I haz a bucket NOOOOO they be stealin mah bucket" picture was a walrus. He was all like, "Huhr huhr huhr look you guys it's Andy Reid!"

I lit him up, telling him that the animal in that picture is an elephant seal, and not a walrus. I also called him a stupid dope. But when I had posted it, Sorter had beaten me to the punch.

Ocelots indeed rule. I can't wait until the platypus thread.

The platypus thread will be most excellent. Probably not as good as this thread, but pretty damn good.

Osceola Ocelots

That's ****ing gold, Jerry.