Hooch will shut these ****s down so the bats can start breaking met hearts.

Win Expectancy won't give you a true percentage because it's not going to figure in things like who is actually pitching.

You're probably about 48% right now, but you have the advantage in reality because your pen is far superior.

Come on Hoch., hold the fort!

As our setup guy he used to throw more often than your typical closer.

that's a strike- blue

I think I picked a bad time to quit sniffing glue.

Use the Force, Luke.

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Oh god the shift is aids

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No it's not.