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Mennonite 07-16-2014 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10749215)
I doubt it. Maybe when I was young?

One of the benefits of admitting to cheating on your husband is that all future lovers tend to pee on you as often as possible.

And I sleep like the dead right after.

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Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10749281)
Umm... What?


Don't worry - the Greeks were completely cool with this.

Donger 07-16-2014 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10749281)
Umm... What?

I think she means that figuratively. Hoping so, anyway.

Fire Me Boy! 07-16-2014 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10749300)
Pee on = sleep with as much as possible in some quasi conscious way of marking their territory. As if any of it is their territory anyways. I only lease it out.


Ah! OK.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10749301)
Don't worry - the Greeks were completely cool with this.


Thank gods.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10749303)
I think she means that figuratively. Hoping so, anyway.


Yeah, I get that now. I was taking it literally and hoping it was an autocorrect thing.

Katipan 07-16-2014 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10749301)
Don't worry - the Greeks were completely cool with this.

LMAO

Baby Lee 07-17-2014 08:53 PM

Jim Jones' blind date

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2014/07/1...5/84200824.gif

Buzz 07-17-2014 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10749300)
Pee on = sleep with as much as possible in some quasi conscious way of marking their territory. As if any of it is their territory anyways. I only lease it out.


yep, still cant figure that out?

Mennonite 07-17-2014 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10752131)


Not hard to see who's the "top" in that relationship...

Katipan 07-17-2014 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10752150)
yep, still cant figure that out?

My ex psycho used to...jokingly?... offer me up for a carton of cigarettes at parties. And then beat the shit out of anyone that hit on me.

I only lease now.

Titty Meat 07-17-2014 09:14 PM

Surfboard

Surf board

srvy 07-17-2014 09:20 PM

I think Jim Jones drank his kool aid. Thought of what he did must have crushed the man.

Or they are both in Vegas tying the knot with Reverend Elvis.

Buzz 07-17-2014 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10752158)
My ex psycho used to...jokingly?... offer me up for a carton of cigarettes at parties. And then beat the shit out of anyone that hit on me.

I only lease now.

Sorry, I try not to judge, we are all damaged goods. Could you shed some light on your avatar and what it means to you. Not to be a jerk but what do you mean by leasing, seams self degrading.

Canofbier 07-17-2014 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10752176)
I think Jim Jones drank his kool aid. Thought of what he did must have crushed the man.

Or they are both in Vegas tying the knot with Reverend Elvis.

He sure did!

Canofbier 07-17-2014 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10752192)
Sorry, I try not to judge, we are all damaged goods. Could you shed some light on your avatar and what it means to you. Not to be a jerk but what do you mean by leasing, seams self degrading.

Nah, don't worry about her. She knows what she's about in life, far as I can tell.

PackerinMo 07-17-2014 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10749041)
One knows he spends too much time on CP when nearing the conclusion of an evening, your wife mentions this thread. Then after being awake/around for a few updates she asks (before shutting down her NooK) ....."So....you hear any thing abut the guy who ****ed a guy"?
(as she snuggles in, just before drifting off into slumber LMAO.....she knows how ****ed up this place is and doesn't bat an eye)

Holy Shit ROFL Nobody knows I post here, my family and friends would have me committed. It's just too entertaining.

Buzz 07-17-2014 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10752194)
Nah, don't worry about her. She knows what she's about in life, far as I can tell.

Yeah, I know it's CP, shouldn't have asked, sometimes my heart gets the better of me.


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