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suzzer99 02-11-2019 07:01 PM
Goddamn offseason sucks.

Al Bundy 02-11-2019 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 14100419)
I've read that it was once proposed to introduce hippos to the Louisiana bayou as a way to fight a meat shortage.

Imagine hippos in the swamps all over southeast America..
Uhhmmm that's what most of the women look like down there.

Perineum Ripper 02-12-2019 11:15 AM
The villagers need to train them as majestic steeds they ride around and into battle. Mount antifreeze cannons to them and carve spears out of AIDS tree branches. That would be a sweet story to read

Rain Man 02-12-2019 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 14102156)
Uhhmmm that's what most of the women look like down there.
Y'know, before I went to Peru I envisioned them as all squatty little women with bowler hats. But that wasn't true at all. A flirty conquistador could enjoy himself immensely there.

Oh. Never mind. I thought you were talking about Colombia, not Louisiana. But I'll leave my observation up, because it makes me happy to think about it.

FAX 02-12-2019 12:00 PM
Can't they just release some squareopotami to balance the ecology?

FAX

stumppy 02-12-2019 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 14103188)
Can't they just release some squareopotami to balance the ecology?

FAX
Then you'd just end up with this.

Rain Man 02-12-2019 12:08 PM
At least it's hard-working hippopotami and not those lazy long-haired hippiepotami.

Oxford 02-12-2019 12:28 PM
Good lord, sell them as Christmas presents like the song says.

or Get Mutual of Omaha to send Marlon and Jim to solve it

Beef Supreme 02-12-2019 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 14100307)
Freshwater snails?
RUN!!!

Mennonite 02-12-2019 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 14102124)
Yeah but do they leave pubes in the urinal?


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Iowanian 02-12-2019 02:51 PM
I'll bet Hippo tastes like giant pork.....and I'll wager the hams and bacon are outstanding.

Raiderhater 02-12-2019 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Oxford (Post 14103236)
Good lord, sell them as Christmas presents like the song says.

or Get Mutual of Omaha to send Marlon and Jim to solve it
I want a Columbian hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a Columbian hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinkey tinker toy
I want a Columbian hippopotamus to get stoned with and enjoy

seclark 02-12-2019 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 14103418)
I'll bet Hippo tastes like giant pork.....and I'll wager the hams and bacon are outstanding.
But I bet the’re bastards when they’re drinking.
Sec

htismaqe 02-12-2019 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 14103418)
I'll bet Hippo tastes like giant pork.....and I'll wager the hams and bacon are outstanding.
They would certainly redefine the term "fatback".

Otter 02-13-2019 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 14103418)
I'll bet Hippo tastes like giant pork.....and I'll wager the hams and bacon are outstanding.
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Hippopotamus. In the words of author and hunter Peter Hathaway Capstick, “It is my personal opinion that hippo meat is one of the finest of game foods … The taste is mild, less than lamb and more than beef, slightly more marbled than usual venison. It tastes exactly like, well, hippo.”
http://mentalfloss.com/article/54988...-animals-taste


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