Sweats are my friend.

I'm basically looking to like a block of mild cheddar cheese: slightly sharp, but not overwhelming. I'm not a suit and tie guy, I'm a college student. So casual is for me. If you really want to, you can show me some nice casual kicks, some nice casual shirts and jeans. I dress fairly well for people around here. In the city I'd probably look pretty crappy.

I've just gotten back into the swing of working out. But trying to gain muscle is harder than trying to lose fat. People can lose ten pounds of fat in a month. I'd have to be on some serious juice to gain ten pounds of muscle. As it is right now I'm about 140 pounds.

Also, I am blonde. And I have very fine hair. VERY FINE. I usually put something in it to make it look chunkier and then let it lay down. But I don't like that. I would love to do something interesting, but my hair sucks for anything that requires it to... stay in one place.

You're 140 Lbs?

Yes, sir. I have an incredibly small frame. In high school I was 125-130. Even if I were a low body fat with a large amount of muscle, I'd be close to 150-155.

I edited my post above to be more comprehensive, as well.

FTR women really don't like guys as small as me. I've heard them say it to me. Being a scrawny guy is like being a fat chick.

These shoes are hot as ****. And 4E for my fat ****ing feet!

http://www.endless.com/ASICS-Mens-GT...cs%20gt%202150

http://i.imgur.com/fKD1f.jpg

I don't think your feet are fat.

They're very fat. 4E feet are ****ing fat.

I'm sure it's all muscle

Well, yeah, but they are still wide as ****. I wear fat guy shoes.

I like to say I have ripped feet, though. I'm all vascular and shit down there.

you have extremely ripped feet.

FYP

This Alfani polo is badass. Got it for 10 bucks on clearance at Macy's the other day. OWNAGE. In black.

http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/M...0.5,0&fmt=jpeg

http://www1.macys.com/catalog/produc...xx.esn_results

ALMOST bought these linen pants...they were killer. I'm looking for a nice, thin pair of linens for summer....

http://www1.macys.com/catalog/produc...xx.esn_results

those shoes are ugly as hell. I hate them.

are you sure the title of this thread shouldn't be:
Queer eye for the straight guy?

OK, I bought some swishy linen pants. They are nice and cool, and provide easy access to my balls for the ladies.

Anyway, my concern is what shoes to wear with them. Sandals? Surely not my desert boots.

http://www.cubavera.com/Pants+Shorts...0147ds&bklist=

http://www.cubavera.com/content/ebiz...0147_122_A.jpg

Get some deck shoes. http://www.sperrytopsider.com/store/...tId=cat90046DM

Their boat shoes are nice as well.

If your linen breaks like dress pants, try some two-tone leather saddle oxfords. Maybe Band of Outsiders.
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Just bought this, in black. Very comfortable. Born Loomis.

http://www.shoebuy.com/pi/bornh/born...3_76699_jb.jpg

I hope they look better in black, because they look stupid in that color

I'm not a fan of that particular shoe, but Born makes some great kicks.

Dislike.

for those of you that were asking about shoe recommendations...
 

I like them a lot and don't have any black shoes except sneakers but there's no way I could/would ever spend that much.

Any opinions on those big, wool duffel coats with toggles?
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Damn Red, some interesting stuff in here. What do you suggest for a Midwestern transplant in the thriving metropolis of Albany, GA?

ROFL

a Chad Matthew's classic forest green and navy plaid, button-up polo. :D:D

Hey! I lived in that part of the world for awhile...

I kinda miss Al- baaa - knee

see I knew not to call it Alb - uh -knee

You need a pair of black (non sneakers) just buy quality and the investment is solid .

The key is to not over think and let the classics be classic.

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5446/shoesz.jpg

http://i56.tinypic.com/vmre2w.jpg

I like cole haan even though they're Nikes but I don't like that particular model. They look like those duck boots gals wear.

I'd wear these to work if they came in Expresso.

That's why there are thousands of choices available. I like them just fine for you.

hey red...if you buy em, you are going to take those stickers off, aren't you?
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I bought some Gucci boots the other day off of craigslist for $125. They were going on ebay for like $325 and apparently new in the store $600.

Holy sh**! That is hysterical! I don't even know what happened to that guy...or Calhoun, either. Clothes really do make the man!

:D

any of you w/ medium shorter hair that ride a spiked or manipulated style that are looking for a good product, this is the one. Best I've used since 'fudge' products (ALA 1997.)

Clever Black Matte finished jar, w/ a smart 'quick-flip' top/cap. it doesn't take much of this. It IS something you have to 'WORK' in your hair for a while, i think the warmth will help it 'optimize' it's control. It's precious too, because you can hold it in your left hand as you crunch in your style w/ your right.

BEHOLD!:

http://i52.tinypic.com/2dkafdv.jpg

IM me foo

Well, I'm not style challenged, in fact I have pretty good style, I'd like to think. However, I am perplexed on this latest issue. I could use some help!

I'm meeting the long-distance gf for her best-friends wedding, and she is the maid of honor. I'd like to look good, since we obviously don't get to see each other as often as other couples. I will also be meeting friends and family this go around, so I need to not look like a slapdick.

She will be wearing a "jade" colored dress. The exact color can be found here:http://www.davidsbridal.com/Browse_B...colorName=Jade

Now, I'm not trying to "match" her dress, but I'd like to look good standing next to her, dancing, pictures, etc... so the colors need to not clash or look stupid. The reason I am in a pinch is because one of my normal, go-to colors (light blue) won't work on this go-around. Right now, Im thinking gray suit, white shirt, black tie. My concern is that it is too simple.

Colors that go well with Jade are silver, black, gold, cream, white, and pink.

My style: I am dark blonde, with light blue eyes, and moderately tan. I never wear yellow and pretty much steer clear of earth tones (browns, tan, dark green). I wear a tapered, euro-style suit with a slim tie when I dress suit-nice. I keep it simple, not a lot of crazy designs, mostly solid colors, with the occasional argyle tie.

Suit: Since it's a spring wedding, and I'd rather not look like I'm attending a funeral or prom, a black suit won't do. Because of her color, navy blue is out as well. I've pretty much settled on light gray, and am leaving the door open for a graphite gray (with a hint of shine). Any other options?

Belt/shoes: If the suit is gray, then Black. Simple enough.

Shirt/Tie: Now, in another situation, I would be open to a faint pink shirt, but I'd hate to make a douche impression and be "that guy" in pink. So, is my only option a white shirt? And the tie decision will be settled after the shirt is picked.



Any advice would be appreciated. I'm not insecure with the relationship whatsoever, I'm purely concerned with looking like an asshole in front of everyone in her life. I want to look good for her sake, so thanks in advance for any assistance.

My advice is not to ask for advice if you already have it already figured out.

I'd go with a very light yellow shirt, so light it is almost off white.

I don't.

If you're trying to go as vanilla as possible, your original option of white shirt/black tie isn't a bad one.

You're pretty limited on shirt options - white is the way to go IMO. I wouldn't go with any shade of yellow because it will make you look jaundiced in all of the pictures, and for ****'s sake, why would you even consider a pink shirt with her dress?

If you're worried that your ensemble is too boring, pick out a good tie and some cufflinks. Take a pic of her dress with you to the store and match it against some ties to find colors that you like that also won't look dumb with her dress. Get one with a pattern, like a light paisley, or at least a little texture to the design. If you're just going to wear a solid color, you may as well save the cash and stick with the black tie you already mentioned.

And don't neglect the shoes/belt. The proper accessories can carry an otherwise average look.

I what you consider your best wedding appropriate combo. Unless you'll be in wedding party photos (you won't) you don't need to know how well your suit goes with her outfit. Frankly, it's a bit gay (or beta) to think about it.

I'd wear a slimfit dark navy suit, a white shirt and whatever tie you like. brown shoes perhaps.

and honestly, it may well still be cool in overland park but lose the slim ties -unless you're a member of The Killers, they look stupid.

If you're going to do the solid black tie, then it should be a cotton tie. Maybe throw a tie bar on if u want to stand out a little.

Although I love rocking my light pink shirt with my grey suit and black tie, the pink shirt might not work that well with jade... probably going to stick with the white shirt.

... and if you decide to wear a navy suit, the cool kids are wearing brown shoes/belt with em

Wrong, other than the Killers part.

I guess it depends how slim you're talking, tho. 2" is pretty in right now.

Yeah, I'm not talking pencil-thin. Just skinnier than average, because I don't want to look like I'm borrowing one from the old man's collection. And they are still in style in OP, and KC for that matter. Also, I'm 25, so its not like I'm the 38 year old trying to fit in with the younger crowd: ["So, you guys heard of that new Kings of Leon band?"]

I pull it off just fine.

In regards to the "gay/beta" angle, if you had read my post fully, this issue hasn't arisen because I'm trying to impress her. I fart on her, for ****s sake. I am, however, concerned with making her feel as best she can on an important day; the day where her whole trust circle judges her based on me. The same way I wouldn't want her showing up to meet my family whilst wearing a neon tube top, I'd prefer not to look like an asshat in fugly clothing. Hence my post. I'd like to consider all angles before settling.

Also, Spatch, I agree... the lighter brown shoe/belt combo looks great with a richly colored blue suit.

turning up in an asshat wearing fugly clothing does not equal wearing your best outfit without being paranoid about matching her jade dress, and I never suggested it was.

I have to wonder, with CP perhaps not being a bastion of advice on sartorial elegance, whether you didn't just post so we'll all informed as to how stylin you are.

If you've got it all figured out...

Hey Metrosexuals.....I need to know a place in the Kansas City area I can get BRIGHT white casual slacks and a BRIGHT white casual blazer or suit jacket. I do not have time to order off of the internet. I've looked and looked and nobody has 'em. Goin' to Vegas Tuesday for a week and need to look like the biggest toolshed as possible.

Also what do you guys think about these watches. They are just ones made by Guess, but I thought they were pretty cool for the price, around a hundo

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/pub...NCvNB-Kw_8fw8E

OR

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/pub..._lr9-VSs5BIKpZ

Garbage. You're buying a $4 watch with a $96 logo. It's like buying a Kenneth Cole or Nike watch. Not exactly known for their timepieces, are they?

True, don't like the brand. I just thought they looked nice. Any ideas of good $100-$150 watches? I like the stainless steal silver look. Generally I like watches that have a big face on them.

If you want a good value, try these (no personal experience with these watches, but I assume they're good quality).
http://www.sierratradingpost.com/sea...criptions=True

www.chronoshark.com has some good watches for around $100 occasionally. If you can wait a couple of weeks they will normally have something on there, a Movado or something similar for around $100.

better slacks that dont fit like duffel bags? I been wearin dickies for years. no pleats , no cuffs.

ben sherman type button ups that dont run 100$ that are good quality?

edit- that fit fat americans. no english cuts/sizes.-

http://www.chronoshark.com/p-1441-wi...ens-watch.aspx

http://www.chronoshark.com/images/pr...um/1441_1_.jpg

this thing looks crazy cheap. might even be too gaudy. It's like $200 min anywhere else I've seen online.