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2112 06-22-2007 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fightclub1983
ROFL wow there are a lot of morons on here. I think I better head out before some of you start hurting yourselves from thinking too much haha.

ONly douche bags go to the bars early. There is NOBODY there at like 7 or 8. Besides, there is this little thing called "pre drinking" that a lot of young people like to do.
You're a lost puppy dog, shit for brains. you're obviously too young to drink legally, that's for sure. go hit your dad's nyquil before you go out into the mean streets of San Diego and try and ''hook up'' with something special..buh bye.

The Franchise 06-22-2007 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fightclub1983
:shake:

Enjoy your internet date. He sounds like a real winner (divorced with two kids, from SD and dislikes sports) ROFL

Have a fun weekend ! :)

What the **** is wrong with being from South Dakota?

Good luck Luv. Just be careful.

greg63 06-22-2007 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bill parcells
You're a lost puppy dog, shit for brains. you're obviously too young to drink legally, that's for sure. go hit your dad's nyquil before you go out into the mean streets of San Diego and try and ''hook up'' with something special..buh bye.
LMAO

You're being to kind, and in fact insulting lost puppy dogs and people who have crap for brains everywhere in San Diego. :D

GoHuge 06-22-2007 08:41 PM
8 out of 10 times I've been dissapointed in deals like this, but every once in a while you get surprised. Prettier than you thought, nicer tits, etc....

L.A. Chieffan 06-22-2007 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoHuge39
8 out of 10 times I've been dissapointed in deals like this, but every once in a while you get surprised. Prettier than you thought, nicer tits, etc....
How are his tits Luv?

The Franchise 06-22-2007 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan
How are his tits Luv?
ROFL

Fire Me Boy! 06-22-2007 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoHuge39
8 out of 10 times I've been dissapointed in deals like this, but every once in a while you get surprised. Prettier than you thought, nicer tits, etc....
That would be ESPECIALLY sweet if luv's date was prettier than she thought and had nicer tits.

The latest CP drama: luv goes lesbo.

Hammock Parties 06-22-2007 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoHuge39
Prettier than you thought, nicer tits, etc....
Yup.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9228/alc20lv9.jpg

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3356/prettyqe6.jpg

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1406/hallow78mz6.jpg

The Franchise 06-22-2007 08:43 PM

Who the hell is that?

Hammock Parties 06-22-2007 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23
Who the hell is that?
Bitch I chatted up a few years ago.

L.A. Chieffan 06-22-2007 08:44 PM
kinda looks like Lohan. Without all the blow.

2112 06-22-2007 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by greg63
LMAO

You're being to kind, and in fact insulting lost puppy dogs and people who have crap for brains everywhere in San Diego. :D
You get the ''Post of the week nomination'' for that. ;)

And I'm terribly sorry for insulting all puppy dogs and people with shit for brains in San Diego. :wayne:

We have to have Buckinkaeding put a tail on this tool.

The Franchise 06-22-2007 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Bitch I chatted up a few years ago.

And what happened to her? She found out you wrote for Warpaint?

L.A. Chieffan 06-22-2007 08:45 PM
The chick looks alright but the car looks even better

Simply Red 06-22-2007 08:45 PM
Keep a close eye on him, don't let him wonder around by himself in your house.

GoHuge 06-22-2007 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23
Who the hell is that?
Looks yummy! She would be part of the nicer tits scenario.

greg63 06-22-2007 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bill parcells
You get the ''Post of the week nomination'' for that. ;)

And I'm terribly sorry for insulting all puppy dogs and people with shit for brains in San Diego. :wayne:

We have to have Buckinkaeding put a tail on this tool.
:D

LOL!! No doubt; what an idiot.

The Franchise 06-22-2007 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoHuge39
Looks yummy! She would be part of the nicer tits scenario.
I'd put it in her butt.

greg63 06-22-2007 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red
Keep a close eye on him, don't let him wonder around by himself in your house.
LMAO

GoHuge 06-22-2007 08:48 PM
Hey Luv post a pic of this guy. Get the real CP dating advice going.

Phobia 06-22-2007 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
I'm scared to tell anyone for the fact that I'm afraid they'll show up there!
In Springfield? It would be the biggest ChiefsPlanet outing ever.

Saulbadguy 06-22-2007 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
OK, honestly, I guess it's time for me to come clean, too.

I also have a date.













































Lots of 'em!

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5...itt0342bz4.jpg
http://www.theindyexperience.com/int...interview1.gif

Bad dates.

blueballs 06-22-2007 08:56 PM
it is best to get the nervousness right out of the way
bring saran wrap and a condom to lunch
just jump right into a 69 -or massage his balls

Phobia 06-22-2007 08:57 PM
If the dude is flying into Springfield just to see you, the only thing to do is bring a friend and treat him to a proper threesome. Congratulations one and all.

Simply Red 06-22-2007 08:59 PM
Well Luv, It's funny. From time to time, I converse with women in public. You know, maybe a waitress or a pharmacists etc.

I always have an alarm/indicator click that tells me: SR, if you were still single this is one you'd go after (ask out.) Though married, I still know when I would('ve) "made the move."

However,

I've only been married for three years. But the thought of dating just sounds so different now.

It's funny. Anyhow best of luck. YOU GO GIRL!! *snapping fingers and wrist*

Hammock Parties 06-22-2007 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23
And what happened to her? She found out you wrote for Warpaint?
No, she just sort of disappeared.

Coach 06-22-2007 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
No, she just sort of disappeared.
In other words, do we need to alert the authorties?

GoHuge 06-22-2007 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
No, she just sort of disappeared.
It happens.

2112 06-22-2007 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
No, she just sort of disappeared.
Clayton, you have to make the girl have at least one orgasm if you want her to be the least bit interested. I have a strange feeling you didn't rise to the occasion.

luv 06-22-2007 09:23 PM
I'll bet GoChiefs really knows how to treat a lady.

FAX 06-22-2007 09:24 PM
Chat him up about torsion fields, Ms. luv.

He'll be yours forever.

FAX

SPchief 06-22-2007 09:25 PM
Don't forget to introduce him to the planet. It seems to work for Stummpy

luv 06-22-2007 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief
Don't forget to introduce him to the planet. It seems to work for Stummpy
HELL NO!

KurtCobain 06-22-2007 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
HELL NO!
I've already arranged for him to meet a bunch of paneteers a the Bears game.

Hammock Parties 06-22-2007 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bill parcells
Clayton, you have to make the girl have at least one orgasm if you want her to be the least bit interested. I have a strange feeling you didn't rise to the occasion.
We chatted twice on AIM and she disappeared. WTF was I supposed to do?

KurtCobain 06-22-2007 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
We chatted twice on AIM and she disappeared. WTF was I supposed to do?
Stalk that bitch.

blueballs 06-22-2007 09:37 PM
Luv's muffin man
no male will want to look at this link
http://www.scottparent.net/Images/Muffins.jpg

SPchief 06-22-2007 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by joey
Stalk that bitch.

GoChiefs' idea of stalking someone is circiling around the block of a girls house over and over and over.

Hammock Parties 06-22-2007 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by joey
Stalk that bitch.
Her AIM name was "GirlUsed." See if she comes online LOL.

The Franchise 06-22-2007 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
We chatted twice on AIM and she disappeared. WTF was I supposed to do?
Did she see a picture of you? That's not meant to be mean either....I'm just asking.

KurtCobain 06-22-2007 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Her AIM name was "GirlUsed." See if she comes online LOL.
She better hope she doesn't.

luv 06-22-2007 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blueballs
Luv's muffin man
no male will want to look at this link
http://www.scottparent.net/Images/Muffins.jpg
LOL

Phobia 06-22-2007 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
I'll bet GoChiefs really knows how to treat a lady.
Heh. I'll bet he knows how to treat her for the first 30 seconds.

KurtCobain 06-22-2007 09:45 PM
I found a date online once, but she had muffins in her butthole.

Halfcan 06-22-2007 09:54 PM
so did the date go good??

hope so you deserve a good man for a change

007 06-22-2007 09:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
You ask more questions than my dad!

Soemthing to do with computers and consulting.
Better find out his blood type.

KurtCobain 06-22-2007 09:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Bitch I chatted up a few years ago.
A few years ago? And you still have her pics?

Stalker.

luv 06-22-2007 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfcan
so did the date go good??

hope so you deserve a good man for a change
It's tomorrow afternoon.

007 06-22-2007 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfcan
so did the date go good??

hope so you deserve a good man for a change
Trouble paying attention?

Halfcan 06-22-2007 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
It's tomorrow afternoon.
Best of luck!

luv 06-22-2007 10:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfcan
Best of luck!
Thanks.

Where have you been?

Phobia 06-22-2007 10:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
We chatted twice on AIM and she disappeared. WTF was I supposed to do?
Chatted twice and you're saving her pictures forever? Jeesh. You really need to get out of the batter's box, dude.

Halfcan 06-22-2007 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by luv
Thanks.

Where have you been?
Fixing up my house, putting it up for sale and working.

Halfcan 06-22-2007 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Guru
Trouble paying attention?
lol with that many responses-figured it was old.

007 06-22-2007 10:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfcan
lol with that many responses-figured it was old.
But this is a Luv thread. Since when have those not drawn out the mass posters?

luv 06-22-2007 10:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
But this is a Luv thread. Since when have those not drawn out the mass posters?
What can I say? People love the luv. I'm irresistable!

Halfcan 06-22-2007 10:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru
But this is a Luv thread. Since when have those not drawn out the mass posters?
yep its a hot ticket on Fri night-lol

007 06-22-2007 10:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
What can I say? People love the luv. I'm irresistable!
Wake up and get over yourself. :rolleyes: :)

Hammock Parties 06-22-2007 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23
Did she see a picture of you? That's not meant to be mean either....I'm just asking.
I have no idea.

Hammock Parties 06-22-2007 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
Chatted twice and you're saving her pictures forever? Jeesh. You really need to get out of the batter's box, dude.
LOL...I just don't delete anything. I wouldn't be able to show 'em in this thread now, would I?

The Franchise 06-22-2007 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
I have no idea.
You have no idea?

Just tell the truth.....she didn't look like Larry Johnson so you booted her to the curb.

Halfcan 06-22-2007 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
LOL...I just don't delete anything. I wouldn't be able to show 'em in this thread now, would I?
if she is hot-I wouldnt have a prob with it

milkman 06-22-2007 11:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by joey
I found a date online once, but she had muffins in her butthole.
She was the girl of your dreams!

Logical 06-22-2007 11:08 PM
I seriously hope you are taking a friend on this first meeting. You cannot be too careful these days. Good luck luv.

stumppy 06-22-2007 11:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief
Don't forget to introduce him to the planet. It seems to work for Stummpy

That seems to work out better for the planet than it does for me.



Well, actually it did work out pretty well for me with the last one. As long as you all kept her entertained I didn't have to engage in any conversation with her.:D

007 06-22-2007 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stumppy
That seems to work out better for the planet than it does for me.



Well, actually it did work out pretty well for me with the last one. As long as you all kept her entertained I didn't have to engage in any conversation with her.:D
Check your email Stumppy

88TG88 06-22-2007 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23
I'd put it in her butt.
ROFL
What a class act.

The Franchise 06-22-2007 11:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 88TG88
ROFL
What a class act.
Thank you Thank you. This probably explains why I'm still single. lol

Halfcan 06-22-2007 11:42 PM
If she wants it in her butt then-oh nevermind they all do-lol

Frankie 06-23-2007 12:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bogie
What does he do for a living?
International hitman.

luv 06-23-2007 12:19 AM
Everybody ready?

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 12:20 AM
DO EEEEEET! DO EEEEET NOOOOOW!

007 06-23-2007 12:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
Everybody ready?
for what?

luv 06-23-2007 12:22 AM
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Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 12:23 AM
Creepy.

Frankie 06-23-2007 12:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
Everybody ready?
You make it sound like an orgy! It's a date with ONE guy for pete's sake.......
.....Isn't it?

luv 06-23-2007 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Creepy.
Didn't this say something about Phil's brother?

Phobia 06-23-2007 12:27 AM
If gochiefs says he's creepy, you'd better listen. He knows creepy.

Seriously, dude looks like a normal guy. I hope you get whatever you want out of it.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 12:28 AM
Phil's brother?

Phobia 06-23-2007 12:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv
Didn't this say something about Phil's brother?
My brother? Because the dude has a goatee and a ballcap?


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