I worked at Wendy's in high school. I can believe that.

You know who looked normal and seemed like a nice guy?

Ted Bundy.

Too bad he never had the internet.

Gotta love that day old hamburger they put in the chili.

Wendy's has awesome chili. Not spicy, but good.

I'm surprised my dad hasn't managed to do something similar, considering he logged onto Facebook once, then forgot how to do it again.

Well, he did compare my golf game at state this year (ranked near last in Class 1) to 9/11 at golf team bonding eating dinner at Logan's Steakhouse, that was pretty damn embarrassing.

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Let's see if I can remember correctly...you're going to Drury, correct?

Don't worry, I will not be carrying over my absolutely horrible golf game to DU.

But yeah, this is true.

Are you taking summer courses?

Nope, I start in August.

Well, best of luck to you, and your golf game.

I'm more concerned about my "baseball" game more than anything.

Several at bats, lots of strike-outs, two hits with at the very least a VERY immoral base run to second, then another hit that almost resulted in a home run but culminated with some realizations of incompatibility, and nothing since then.

At least my golf pro is getting more ass than I do... Though hearing the details while he tries to fix my game is unsettling.

Are you playing either sport for the Panthers?

I'm ostensibly getting golf lessons to improve my game to have a shot at walking on, but there's a snowball's chance in hell of that happening. Those +100s I've been scoring aren't going to get me a lot of backslaps.

Otherwise, my only "sport" that I had success in Highschool was Academic Bowl (irony: I failed two classes the year we almost were state champs) and Drury doesn't have that... And College Quizbowl is much more hardcore than High school.

Again, I'm more agitated over this 10 months of non consentual celibacy that I've been dealing with.

You're in college. Find some freshman girls. Best of luck with that too. Heh.

Facebook is a gift and a curse. It's a gift in that you get to preview some of the incoming freshman to see what they look like. Like, for example, this one girl who's pretty damned looking and seems similar in personality / interests to me, (Debate, and uses n00b in conversation).

It's a curse when I realize the majority of female freshman are not at all good looking, and even worse there isn't a sizable pool of young ladies who are just below my standards (which are pretty low as it is), and the fact the nice looking ones, as in the one mentioned above, seems to be hung up on an older ex boyfriend that seems to enjoy getting drunk and shoving her around [NOTE: This is a quick assumption I gleaned from myspace/facebook]. Or, the good looking ones have standards that don't include me. I could be a hypocrite and mack out on highschool freshman, but that's just lame.

C'mon, a nerdy, somewhat overweight college freshman is the lowest of the low on the dating totem pole. I'm going to be ****ed, and not in the fun way, unless I start making money as to attract the gold diggers. Which might be a wash considering I'm thinking about becoming a divorce lawyer..

If you think weight is a problem, lose it. All you have to do is put your mind to it.

I say slightly overweight, as in I've got a beer belly and mantits. It doesn't bother me that much, I'm fine with where I am.

It's more or less a dietary/eating disorder type thing... As in, I don't eat a varied amount of things, and stuff I haven't tried yet disgusts me at first sight. Or touch. Certain stuff just makes me want to vomit when I look at it.

Dude, don't stress so much. Once (I assume you are from somewhere else) you move down there, getting some should be the least of your concerns. It's not hard in that town.

There isn't so much stress involved, I'm under no pressure. Just agitation really.

And I have a tendency to MAKE things hard.

You have some learning to do about college life. It isnt high school where its a big popularity contest.

I hope you're right about that, considering I know some 'adults' that still act like the idiots I went to high school with.

College is full of girls and there seems to be something for somebody. Heck you will be suprised what you can pull. I've seen it all.

Class 1-A ??? You must live in Northwest Missouri then ???

My {worthless} high school was mainly Class 1 in every MSHSAA sport, aside from Basketball and Quizbowl where we are Class 2, which is in Joplin.

I kinda like this one, and she lives mere miles away. I think we have a lot in common. What say you, Planet?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=fingrpaintsmile

you didn't by chance go to sparta, did you?

Get an account.

to see who you'll cyber-stalk next? I don't think so.

No thanks.

If she's fat and nasty, you should go for it. You need one serious slump buster, dude. Maybe she does too.

I'm married, why the hell would I register there?

I can't quite tell. She's using tricky angles.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/968/52513120zd1.jpg

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7504/38568472fx3.jpg

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/948/73677100lx9.jpg


Ethnicity: N/A
Height: 5' 2" (1.57m).
Looking For: N/A
Smokes: No
Drinks: Sometimes
Drugs: Never
Religion: Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign: Leo
and it's fun to think about
Education: Graduated from college/university
Job: Other
Income: $0-$20,000
Kids: Dislikes children
Pets: Owns cats
Languages: English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

What the hell are you posting here for? Go get that shit.

Yes

Can't hurt to try

I'll take it slow, thanks. I'm sending her a message.

ROFL Oh yes, she's a keeper. Go for it!

Okay. I'd rather talk about GoChiefs cyber-stalking or my lack of a love life over religion.

Life of the planet.

My fingers hurt. Refer to 10PM thread.

Without looking in the 10pm thread, I'm guessing you sat in the office all night? :)

Yeah, that's why I posted so much tonight.

You really need to get better at multitasking. Looking at porn and posting on the planet at the same time isn't that difficult. :)

I guess I need more practice.

OK. She responded to my e-mail. I will post her response here. I have not viewed it yet. EXCITEMENT!

:spock: Well what on earth are you waiting for?

He has to walk around his computer a few times to build up the courage to open the email. The sad thing is that he will panic, delete it, and run away from his computer.

:D

Alright! Here it is!

EXCITING!

That was it? I waited a couple of hours to hear that? Fuggin lame!

I have a date tonight as well at a Fox n Hound. been a while since I've been on any actual dates, oh well I'll just get liquored up and see how it goes

Oh lord. I have a stalker.

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7262/stalklw1.jpg

Nobody cares

:LOL:

Don't feel bad, Bill. I'm sure there's someone out there for you.

Man...just be careful luv, i know that exceptions exist, but there are an awful lot of horror stories out there.

"He travels a lot" throws up 101 red flags.

She's not stalking you. You're the one posting her pictures on a football message board.

Tricky angles, tricky shmangles...she's cute.

ROFL

You better worry about yourself, boy.

she doesn't make over 20 grand?

That and she dislikes children, so Gochiefs is ****ed...

Finally...

She's 14 and recieves child support from her father...

Welcome to several weeks ago. :)

Goatcheeze, I'd say go for it.

Never thought I'd see the term "Goatcheeze" and the phrase "go for it" in the same sentence. LOL!

I'm just setting him up for failure so I can mock him later.

THis is turning into a really good thread. If GoChiefs throws his hat into the ring it could be like a drag race between a Yugo and A Honda 50.

Maybe you could both come to NZoners and we could have Phil construct a wonderboard booth with a gloryhole, and we all turn around while one of you gets in it. Then we try to guess who's inside by our "feelings".

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Welcome back to the wagon, Evel.

Went on a date myself tonight. A short first date, coffee shop.

Was decent, but as usual she was shy at first so I may have overcompensated my personality to make conversation move. Definite follow-up call, probably second date, not much else on the horizon.

Nice, good luck. Just don't pull a "Swingers" on the phone call if it goes to message.

BTW> I am the dead rat smashed under the wheel of the wagon. I will be back on Aug 02.

Well we texted after the date. I sent my usual gratitude + compliment, and she sent me back this:

"Thank u 4 the coffee. I had a good time."

So... I consider that a minimal compliment. Tells me the date wasn't a smashing success but it warrants a second outing.

want some advice? wear those rad prada sunglasses you have, talk about girl robots, and lick her face several times. chicks really dig that

LMAO

LMAO

ya

heh... you da MAN, chachi!!!

lol, what can I say?

FOLLOW UP

We text messaged a few times after he left town, emailed once, and talked on IM once briefly. No communcation for two weeks.

I've emailed a few guys back a forth off of match, but nothing has come from them. If I'm destined to be single, you'd think I'd end up in a city outside the friggin' bible belt where it's more socially common. Not complaining at all, just stating facts. Pretty content with life right now (knock on wood).

My recent girlfriend of 3 weeks just disclosed that she has a raging case of genital warts...... it's like a mushroom farm.....


I ****ing hate dating.....

Disclosed? So you're telling us you didn't notice the mushroom farm in her "neither regions"?

Hadn't exactly taken the relationship that far south...... luckily....

...and now I think I know why... :hmmm: