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luv 02-05-2015 09:31 PM

A random Luv "advice needed" thread
 
It's been a while since I've posted a random, pointless thread on here, so here you go...

I've been dating this great guy for a few months. Neither of us have used the "L" word, but we're definitely exclusive. Valentine's Day is quickly approaching, and I have no idea what to get him. I don't want to get him something practical. I want to be at least kind of romantic. What says "I like you a whole lot but don't want to get too sappy"?

Jewish Rabbi 02-05-2015 09:32 PM

Anal.

Perineum Ripper 02-05-2015 09:33 PM

Get him a blowjob..dudes love blowjobs..when finished say Happy Valentines Day..he will get the message

Simply Red 02-05-2015 09:33 PM

I'd definitely get him the new Whitney Houston album.

threebag 02-05-2015 09:34 PM

With a feltching straw

Hammock Parties 02-05-2015 09:34 PM

How many months?

Mr_Tomahawk 02-05-2015 09:35 PM

Skirt....no panties.

Ming the Merciless 02-05-2015 09:35 PM

What are his hobbies

Katipan 02-05-2015 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 11312888)
It's been a while since I've posted a random, pointless thread on here, so here you go...

I've been dating this great guy for a few months. Neither of us have used the "L" word, but we're definitely exclusive. Valentine's Day is quickly approaching, and I have no idea what to get him. I don't want to get him something practical. I want to be at least kind of romantic. What says "I like you a whole lot but don't want to get too sappy"?

A prenup.

:D

bdj23 02-05-2015 09:35 PM

I have the same question... But I'm a dude and he's a she.

lewdog 02-05-2015 09:35 PM

Give him AIDS.

Demonpenz 02-05-2015 09:36 PM

give him nothing. he gives you stuff.

luv 02-05-2015 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 11312893)
Get him a blowjob..dudes love blowjobs..when finished say Happy Valentines Day..he will get the message

Second post in. I expected it to be the first...lol.

luv 02-05-2015 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numbah One (Post 11312896)
How many months?

Nearly 3.

Perineum Ripper 02-05-2015 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 11312900)
I have the same question... But I'm a dude and he's a she.

Get her anal..chick's love anal..say Happy Valentines Day when finished..she will get the message


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