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Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:19 AM

I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
 
go ahead

Donger 07-13-2014 11:20 AM

How did the synchros mesh?

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 11:20 AM

What was its name?

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 11:21 AM

Was it Lady Gaga?

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 11:21 AM

Pre op or post op?

gblowfish 07-13-2014 11:22 AM

Was it a four speed or five speed? Did it have overdrive?

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10744364)
What was its name?

don't remember

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10744367)
Was it a four speed or five speed? Did it have overdrive?

6 speed. Like the one in my new Subaru. :)

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10744365)
Was it Lady Gaga?

looked more feminine than lady gaga iirc


Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10744366)
Pre op or post op?

pre

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 11:23 AM

How big was its penis?

srvy 07-13-2014 11:23 AM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwg6nhGmaF1qzjix8.gif

In58men 07-13-2014 11:24 AM

Was it circumcised?

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10744372)
How big was its penis?

i didn't get much of a good look at it, but it was fairly average sized from what i recall. maybe 5 inches

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 10744375)
Was it circumcised?

yeah

In58men 07-13-2014 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744377)
yeah


Not a bad start

Baby Lee 07-13-2014 11:29 AM

Were they jiggling?

Donger 07-13-2014 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744376)
i didn't get much of a good look at it, but it was fairly average sized from what i recall. maybe 5 inches

Stick shift?

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10744383)
Were they jiggling?

the tits or the balls?

JoeyChuckles 07-13-2014 11:30 AM

How did it feel compared to a woman? Was it worth it?

I'm asking for a friend.

Baby Lee 07-13-2014 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744385)
the tits or the balls?

Answer the question!

Whosurdaddy 07-13-2014 11:33 AM

Somehow this is Eric Fisher's fault.

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeyChuckles (Post 10744386)
How did it feel compared to a woman? Was it worth it?

I'm asking for a friend.


Well I put it in the butt, so it felt just like I would imagine having anal sex with any woman would feel. I didn't know it was a tranny until it was too late and I was too drunk or horny to care. It was a very feminine tranny, honestly hotter than the last few regular women I've banged. So yes, totally worth it.

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10744390)
Answer the question!


Yes

Donger 07-13-2014 11:34 AM

Did you have the God damned common courtesy to give it a reach-around?

Rams Fan 07-13-2014 11:38 AM

Are you gay?

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744395)
Did you have the God damned common courtesy to give it a reach-around?

I did not. But that probably would have been a nice gesture

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10744398)
Are you gay?

nope

gblowfish 07-13-2014 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10744398)
Are you gay?

Duh....

Bwana 07-13-2014 11:45 AM

http://media1.giphy.com/media/C0FcwaopmfsfC/200_s.gif

notorious 07-13-2014 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeyChuckles (Post 10744386)
How did it feel compared to a woman? Was it worth it?

I'm asking for a friend.

LMAO

Donger 07-13-2014 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744401)
nope

You just had anal sex with a male. At the very least, you are off to a smashing start.

LoneWolf 07-13-2014 11:49 AM

Did his stubble scratch your nut sack?
Did you kiss this man at any time, with tongue?
Will you be telling your grandchildren that you once played tummy sticks?
Did you lick his ass?

Donger 07-13-2014 11:51 AM

Did you wear a condom?

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 11:54 AM

Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!

Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pi▀wasser and drink for the U.S.A!

Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch!

I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pi▀wasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about!

Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pi▀wasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah!

I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right!

PI▀WASSER: German fighting lager for export only

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10744413)
Did his stubble scratch your nut sack?
Did you kiss this man at any time, with tongue?
Will you be telling your grandchildren that you once played tummy sticks?
Did you lick his ass?


no stubble

yes, yes i did :doh!:

fuuuuck no

nope

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 11:55 AM

Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!

Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pi▀wasser and drink for the U.S.A!

Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch!

I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pi▀wasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about!

Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pi▀wasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah!

I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right!

PI▀WASSER: German fighting lager for export only

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744414)
Did you wear a condom?

yep

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:55 AM

I know all you faygs want to see a pic but nobody wants to be the one to ask. I'm texting the tranny now trying to get some pics. Or at least add him/her on facebook to get access

Prison Bitch 07-13-2014 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744411)
You just had anal sex with a male. At the very least, you are off to a smashing start.

Oprah just offered him a reality tv series, President Obama called to offer his congratulations, and Goodell just suspended 4 posters here for derogatory comments.

Donger 07-13-2014 11:57 AM

Wait, you are claiming that you were not aware this person was male until you began copulation?

Rams Fan 07-13-2014 11:57 AM

Was this only a one night stand?

Bowser 07-13-2014 11:58 AM

Were you shocked that you pulled a tranny out of Hamburger Mary's?

Did he at least wear lipstick for you?

Donger 07-13-2014 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 10744429)
Oprah just offered him a reality tv series, President Obama called to offer his congratulations, and Goodell just suspended 4 posters here for derogatory comments.

Don't deny that it gave you a semi.

Donger 07-13-2014 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10744431)
Was this only a one night stand?

What does furniture have to do with this? Please stay focused.

LoneWolf 07-13-2014 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744425)
yep

Well, at least you don't have to have the "I raw dogged a man" conversation with your future wife/husband someday.

gblowfish 07-13-2014 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744430)
Wait, you are claiming that you were not aware this person was male until you began copulation?

"Copulation" is such a clinical term. In this case, I'd call it butt ****ing.

TEX 07-13-2014 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744362)
go ahead

You're one ****ed up sick mother ****er...:shake:
Next you're gonna say that you ****ed your sister and didnt "realize" you were related...:eek:

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744430)
Wait, you are claiming that you were not aware this person was male until you began copulation?

We met in the bar and talked for a couple of hours, then went back to her/his place. Up to this point had no clue - granted was very drunk, but this tranny looks and sounds like a woman, no clue whatsoever that its not. Eventually went to her place and it was at that point, when we started gettin frisky, that the penii was revealed. She was about to go down on me and I was so drunk and horny that I just didn't give a fuk.

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10744431)
Was this only a one night stand?

yes, although i'm texting the tranny now and he wants moar. I just really wanna get some pics for the CP brahs


Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10744432)
Were you shocked that you pulled a tranny out of Hamburger Mary's?

Did he at least wear lipstick for you?

yes

Bowser 07-13-2014 12:02 PM

Did the tranny tell you that you need to update the picture in your sig?

Rams Fan 07-13-2014 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744443)
yes, although i'm texting the tranny now and he wants moar. I just really wanna get some pics for the CP brahs

Thank you for taking one for CP.

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 12:04 PM

Are you related to a Mike Jones?

R8RFAN 07-13-2014 12:04 PM

You said you were very drunk...

Did you wake up with a condom hanging out of your ass?

notorious 07-13-2014 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744443)
yes, although i'm texting the tranny now and he wants moar. I just really wanna get some pics for the CP brahs


Are you going to take the mound or sit behind home plate?

vailpass 07-13-2014 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10744370)
6 speed. Like the one in my new Subaru. :)

Google the term "lesbaru"...

Donger 07-13-2014 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744441)
We met in the bar and talked for a couple of hours, then went back to her/his place. Up to this point had no clue - granted was very drunk, but this tranny looks and sounds like a woman, no clue whatsoever that its not. Eventually went to her place and it was at that point, when we started gettin frisky, that the penii was revealed. She was about to go down on me and I was so drunk and horny that I just didn't give a fuk.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/...5032-post-.jpg

Bowser 07-13-2014 12:05 PM

So, yes that you went to Hamburger Mary's? Yeah, you were looking for some man meat last night, bruh.

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10744444)
Did the tranny tell you that you need to update the picture in your sig?

i've had sigs turned off for a while. don't even remember what my sig is

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10744453)
So, yes that you went to Hamburger Mary's? Yeah, you were looking for some man meat last night, bruh.


no, i didn't go to hamburger mary's. but yes, he/she wore lipstick and makeup

Bowser 07-13-2014 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10744450)
Google the term "lesbaru"...

http://heahea.org/img/389-Impossibru.jpg

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10744449)
Are you going to take the mound or sit behind home plate?

always take the mound brah

Rams Fan 07-13-2014 12:08 PM

Did you wake up this morning and vomit?

Stewie 07-13-2014 12:11 PM

Not too drunk to ****. Still kept it up after finding out it was a dude. ???

BDj23 07-13-2014 12:13 PM

Well.. You seem to be in high spirits about the ordeal.

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10744450)
Google the term "lesbaru"...

I will cut you.

Donger 07-13-2014 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 10744462)
Not too drunk to ****. Still kept it up after finding out it was a dude. ???

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs12/i/20..._by_Wocker.jpg

VAChief 07-13-2014 12:14 PM

"You know how I know you're gay?"

teedubya 07-13-2014 12:14 PM

You may want to change your tagline.

Jim Jones
Gettin' Tranny With It

vailpass 07-13-2014 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10744467)
I will cut you.

Why? Nothing wrong with it. My ex drives a Subaru and we discovered it is a preferred brand among the lesbian crowd.

teedubya 07-13-2014 12:15 PM

This should be a Reddit thread...

Vegas_Dave 07-13-2014 12:19 PM

You say you're not gay, but what straight man does this and then publicized it as well. Closet gay/bi the instant you didn't stop after you knew it was a dude... out of the closet when you hit post.

You should call Clayton...

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10744461)
Did you wake up this morning and vomit?

hell naw. i'm proud of my conquest.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 10744462)
Not too drunk to ****. Still kept it up after finding out it was a dude. ???

she was kinda hot, at least last night. like i said, compared to the last few women i've banged, i'd choose that tranny.


Quote:

Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 10744466)
Well.. You seem to be in high spirits about the ordeal.

i don't really regret it.

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegas_Dave (Post 10744482)
You say you're not gay, but what straight man does this and then publicized it as well. Closet gay/bi the instant you didn't stop after you knew it was a dude... out of the closet when you hit post.

You should call Clayton...

why you gotta put labels on everything bro. it's 2014 just chill

Bwana 07-13-2014 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10744471)
Why? Nothing wrong with it. My ex drives a Subaru and we discovered it is a preferred brand among the lesbian crowd.

Around here it's the Tree Hugger's vehicle of choice.

http://foodandwinehedonist.files.wor...pg?w=600&h=600

vailpass 07-13-2014 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744484)
why you gotta put labels on everything bro. it's 2014 just chill

Keep with it. A couple people here might actually believe you're serious...

Mennonite 07-13-2014 12:24 PM

Are you Ray Davies?

If so, will you stop handballing skanky crossdressers long enough to sign an autograph?

p.s. keep the pen

vailpass 07-13-2014 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 10744486)
Around here it's the Tree Hugger's vehicle of choice.

http://foodandwinehedonist.files.wor...pg?w=600&h=600

You have that many of those running free out there?
And you sitting on thousands of live rounds?
Greg I am disappoint...

Bwana 07-13-2014 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10744490)
You have that many of those running free out there?
And you sitting on thousands of live rounds?
Greg I am disappoint...

The majority of them are up around Missoula, which is 350 miles away, thank God. They wouldn't survive long here in Billings.

kcxiv 07-13-2014 12:32 PM

gotta love the planet sometimes! haha

vailpass 07-13-2014 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 10744493)
The majority of them are up around Missoula, which is 350 miles away, thank God. They wouldn't survive long here in Billings.

Ah, good. For a minute I thought you guardians of God's country were sleeping at your post.


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