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Donger 07-13-2014 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744401)
nope

You just had anal sex with a male. At the very least, you are off to a smashing start.

LoneWolf 07-13-2014 11:49 AM

Did his stubble scratch your nut sack?
Did you kiss this man at any time, with tongue?
Will you be telling your grandchildren that you once played tummy sticks?
Did you lick his ass?

Donger 07-13-2014 11:51 AM

Did you wear a condom?

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 11:54 AM

Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!

Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pi▀wasser and drink for the U.S.A!

Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch!

I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pi▀wasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about!

Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pi▀wasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah!

I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right!

PI▀WASSER: German fighting lager for export only

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10744413)
Did his stubble scratch your nut sack?
Did you kiss this man at any time, with tongue?
Will you be telling your grandchildren that you once played tummy sticks?
Did you lick his ass?


no stubble

yes, yes i did :doh!:

fuuuuck no

nope

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 11:55 AM

Wake up the morning, drop a big ol' log Out here, you ain't got time for nothing fruity like a jog Marry a fat bitch, and die workin' like a dog!

Cowboys in the heartland, bankers in the city We love cars, guns and big ol' plastic titties! Lets grab a case of Pi▀wasser and drink for the U.S.A!

Hey neighbors I'm sorry, we're partyin' real butch Ya oughta speak English if you like it here so much! Not Spanish, or Chinese, or British, and not ****ing Dutch! **** the Dutch!

I said yeah, we're gonna keep them illegals out! Guns and Pi▀wasser! Yeah, that's what the party's all about!

Getting real drunk, puking face down Billying and bobbin' while every kid's in town! Drinking Pi▀wasser, fighting, getting real shitfaced tonight! Yeah!

I'm a patriotic American, that's my national right!

PI▀WASSER: German fighting lager for export only

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744414)
Did you wear a condom?

yep

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 11:55 AM

I know all you faygs want to see a pic but nobody wants to be the one to ask. I'm texting the tranny now trying to get some pics. Or at least add him/her on facebook to get access

Prison Bitch 07-13-2014 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744411)
You just had anal sex with a male. At the very least, you are off to a smashing start.

Oprah just offered him a reality tv series, President Obama called to offer his congratulations, and Goodell just suspended 4 posters here for derogatory comments.

Donger 07-13-2014 11:57 AM

Wait, you are claiming that you were not aware this person was male until you began copulation?

Rams Fan 07-13-2014 11:57 AM

Was this only a one night stand?

Bowser 07-13-2014 11:58 AM

Were you shocked that you pulled a tranny out of Hamburger Mary's?

Did he at least wear lipstick for you?

Donger 07-13-2014 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 10744429)
Oprah just offered him a reality tv series, President Obama called to offer his congratulations, and Goodell just suspended 4 posters here for derogatory comments.

Don't deny that it gave you a semi.

Donger 07-13-2014 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 10744431)
Was this only a one night stand?

What does furniture have to do with this? Please stay focused.

LoneWolf 07-13-2014 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744425)
yep

Well, at least you don't have to have the "I raw dogged a man" conversation with your future wife/husband someday.


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