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Simply Red 03-10-2011 08:37 PM
-- Sorry guys, Buck is our best rival poster in CP's history.
 
- Rock solid sense of humor - (top five on the board IMO)

- Cool down to earth personality - 'accepting' and his mother definitely DID teach him manners. Very respectful, IRL.

- Tolerated the hat burning (which was ridiculous IMO) <--@ the bash.

- Relatively decent knowledge of hip-hop for his age - yet appreciates the electro beatzz.

- So loyal to this place, he almost SEEMS like a Chief's Fan.

- Hot looking package and round rump,

- Street-Smart 'aware'



Buck wins, he's our best RP - Stay solid and sweet, brah.

This is part joke and part not - Buck is a great dude and deserves your being sweet to him.


http://i56.tinypic.com/fkxufa.gif




discus!

Jenson71 03-10-2011 08:38 PM
Never heard of him

Rams Fan 03-10-2011 08:38 PM
That hurt...

teedubya 03-10-2011 08:40 PM
I always think of him as a closet Chiefs fan and closet gay homo. Lol

Mr. Flopnuts 03-10-2011 08:40 PM
I just don't sweat to guys. Otherwise I probably would, because he's easily this board's best rival poster. Shit, he's one of the best posters, period. Definitely in my top 5. Love that dude.

Well, I didn't sweat to him but I feel like I may have just blew him. Anyone got any mouth wash?

Amnorix 03-10-2011 08:40 PM
*sniff*

Simply Red 03-10-2011 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7481048)
That hurt...
your day of glory will come, but stay seated for now - when one delivers I generally will all but e-jerk them.

Rams Fan 03-10-2011 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 7481053)
*sniff*
Group hug?

ZootedGranny 03-10-2011 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7481046)
Hot looking package and round rump,
This + Cruisin USA .gif = KILLIN IT

Mr. Flopnuts 03-10-2011 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rams Fan (Post 7481048)
That hurt...
Put a few years in and see where you line up. The fact that he's a fan of a division rival makes it a much more surprising dynamic. Imagine being beloved by a bunch of 49ers fans.

Jenson71 03-10-2011 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 7481051)
I always think of him as a closet Chiefs fan and closet gay homo. Lol
The thing is, round here, we take kindly with gays, and we can handle homos, but gay homos is just crossing the line.

KCUnited 03-10-2011 08:42 PM
exbfcam.com

search 'portly puerto rican'

Phobia 03-10-2011 08:42 PM
He might be top 5, maybe. Perhaps.

Hawaiinboy is still #1 even though he hasn't posted here in years. Amnorix has to be in the discussion. Pez is awesome. Listo... Overhead, Redneckraider - then some of these n00b rival fans.

Rams Fan 03-10-2011 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7481061)
Put a few years in and see where you line up. The fact that he's a fan of a division rival makes it a much more surprising dynamic. Imagine being beloved by a bunch of 49ers fans.
The Rams really don't have any rivals since they moved to LA, except for maybe the Seahawks. 49er week hasn't been relevant since 1999.

I guess I'm your rival, Seahawk boy.

Simply Red 03-10-2011 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 7481053)
*sniff*

your day of glory will come, but stay seated for now - when one delivers I generally will all but e-jerk them.__________________

Mr. Flopnuts 03-10-2011 08:43 PM
Let me put it this way, I humped the dude coming out of Arrowhead Stadium after the MNF game just to make sure no one ****ed with him. I was ready to go to war with my own to make sure he didn't get any shit.

KurtCobain 03-10-2011 08:44 PM
Who?

The Franchise 03-10-2011 08:44 PM
Easily one of the coolest posters on here. Plus he's a good guy in person as well.

Gonzo 03-10-2011 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7481056)
your day of glory will come, but stay seated for now - when one delivers I generally will all but e-jerk them.
You are generally good for one or two man-love threads a year.
I patiently await mine. I've been coming on to you in a semi-homo way for about 3 years now. Where's my happy ending?
Posted via Mobile Device

Simply Red 03-10-2011 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7481067)
He might be top 5, maybe. Perhaps.

Hawaiinboy is still #1 even though he hasn't posted here in years. Amnorix has to be in the discussion. Pez is awesome. Listo... Overhead, Redneckraider - then some of these n00b rival fans.
Ha yes, lots of good folks, I just think Buck would never leave if we were in trouble - I got that sense - solid dude on my side.

That speaks volumes.

Of course; if he lived here, we'd most likely hang out and get into trouble.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-10-2011 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 7481080)
You are generally good for one or two man-love threads a year.
I patiently await mine. I've been coming on to you in a semi-homo way for about 3 years now. Where's my happy ending?
Posted via Mobile Device
Safety first, boy!

The Franchise 03-10-2011 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7481074)
Let me put it this way, I humped the dude coming out of Arrowhead Stadium after the MNF game just to make sure no one ****ed with him. I was ready to go to war with my own to make sure he didn't get any shit.
Buck took that loss like a ****ing champ.

Mr. Flopnuts 03-10-2011 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7481086)
Buck took that loss like a ****ing champ.
Yep. And he would've beat the shit out of 2 Chiefs fans on the way in the stadium had Tiny and I not made them think better of their decisions on his behalf. We saved them, not Buck. LMAO

Hammock Parties 03-10-2011 08:48 PM
He doesn't bring the lulz like Taco John.

Dude was a legend.

Gadzooks 03-10-2011 08:48 PM
Of course he "winning". He has Charger Blood and Bolt DNA.

Simply Red 03-10-2011 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 7481080)
You are generally good for one or two man-love threads a year.
I patiently await mine. I've been coming on to you in a semi-homo way for about 3 years now. Where's my happy ending?
Posted via Mobile Device
you just got it - it lives in this post and it lives in me! - the best compliment of all. I even got your trademarked disclaimer --> 'Posted via Mobile Device'

Simply Red 03-10-2011 08:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7481084)
Safety first, boy!
:LOL:

Simply Red 03-10-2011 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7481100)
He doesn't bring the lulz like Taco John.

Dude was a legend.

Taco John can't smell buck's jock-strap.

Simply Red 03-10-2011 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 7481065)
exbfcam.com

search 'portly puerto rican'
that looks malicious, United - WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?

Jenson71 03-10-2011 08:56 PM
Taco John brought heat. "Lost his burst" is part of chiefsplanet lexicon. WHAT HAS BUCK DONE FOR ME LATELY!?

Gonzo 03-10-2011 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7481106)
you just got it - it lives in this post and it lives in me! - the best compliment of all. I even got your trademarked disclaimer --> 'Posted via Mobile Device'
Thanks baby. ~XOXO~
Posted via Mobile Device

Phobia 03-10-2011 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7481110)

Taco John can't smell buck's jock-strap.
If TJ weren't all DC-crazy he would have been at the top of my list. But he's nuts in there.

Hammock Parties 03-10-2011 08:59 PM
The height of this board was this thread.

It might have been the Green = Griese thread, but I can't find it.

When the Chiefs and Broncos are both good again...Taco will return like Jesus H. Christ.

DaneMcCloud 03-10-2011 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7481122)
If TJ weren't all DC-crazy he would have been at the top of my list. But he's nuts in there.
I haven't seen his nuts but I have seem his gigantic, monstrous head.

Bugeater 03-10-2011 09:00 PM
Uh, yeah. The dude traveled halfway across the country to hang with us. I don't recall Taco or Amno doing anything like that.

Simply Red 03-10-2011 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenson71 (Post 7481119)
Taco John brought heat. "Lost his burst" is part of chiefsplanet lexicon. WHAT HAS BUCK DONE FOR ME LATELY!?
He knows how to make people laugh on the internet, that's a hard thing to consistantly make folks laugh online - takes a lot of clear communication of sarcasm. Most don't have it and TJ CERTAINLY doesn't.

Joe Seahawk 03-10-2011 09:01 PM
I've clearly lost my burst.. Need to start posting more..:)

Gonzo 03-10-2011 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 7481128)
I haven't seen his nuts but I have seem his gigantic, monstrous head.
Me to. Well, the back of it anyway.

Pablo 03-10-2011 09:03 PM
Buck is all good homiez.

KurtCobain 03-10-2011 09:03 PM
I have phone sex with Buck at night. And his/clay's new girl.

Iowanian 03-10-2011 09:05 PM
He's fine, but Joe Seahawk, MilehighMania, Garcia Bronco and redneckraider have seniority and have been here through thick and thin....and haven't called their mother drunk and crying from a ghey bar.


That said....Skinsbra win this big game. American Hero has more cult status, Packfan hasn't posted in a decade and drew more fire. I think if Hawaiianboy hadn't had that unfortunate snorkle incident with the stingray, he'd be the winnah.

In short....The Puerto Geeken has a ways to go to achieve a 50 on Chiefsplanet Halo.

Simply Red 03-10-2011 09:07 PM
I've made little attmepts throughout the yrs to 'get to know.' He never has communicated or acknowledged me, maybe in 05 one time, not sure.

Not really sure what I did,

I'm not really down with the closed doors.

Sorry vets, Taco John can't really even be in the discussion AFAIC. ;)

KurtCobain 03-10-2011 09:08 PM
If Buck is the best, does this mean we're effectively staging a 2005-now n00b presence and MUTINY on this board? Down with the old! In with the Chargers fan and the guy who writes in comic sans!

Simply Red 03-10-2011 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 7481148)
He's fine, but Joe Seahawk, MilehighMania, Garcia Bronco and redneckraider have seniority and have been here through thick and thin....and haven't called their mother drunk and crying from a ghey bar.


That said....Skinsbra win this big game. American Hero has more cult status, Packfan hasn't posted in a decade and drew more fire. I think if Hawaiianboy hadn't had that unfortunate snorkle incident with the stingray, he'd be the winnah.

In short....The Puerto Geeken has a ways to go to achieve a 50 on Chiefsplanet Halo.
I'd loved to have met Hawaiianboy - dude sounded like Parkers' Daddy.

KCUnited 03-10-2011 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7481118)
that looks malicious, United - WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?
Definitely not malicious, just a tribute to the hidden camera thread, which is often overshadowed by the gay bar thread. Deservingly so, but both great threads.

Hammock Parties 03-10-2011 09:21 PM
Taco was slaying Chiefs fans left and right before bi-polar was even a twinkle in your eye, Ryan.

He is legend.

Bugeater 03-10-2011 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7481184)
Taco was slaying Chiefs fans left and right before bi-polar was even a twinkle in your eye, Ryan.

He is legend.
We live in the now, and right now he's a ****ing DC loon.

KurtCobain 03-10-2011 09:25 PM
n00bs unite hard in this one. We will erect a statue of simply red kneeling in front of Buck, and none of these old ****ers are going to stop us.

Hammock Parties 03-10-2011 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7481189)
We live in the now, and right now he's a ****ing DC loon.
That's because he wouldn't dare waste more than a handful of posts a week on a rivalry that's dead.

He's like the Michael Jordan of rival posters. He's "retired" right now...but his comeback will be amazing.

You could also compare him to Bobby Fischer.

KurtCobain 03-10-2011 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7481195)
That's because he wouldn't dare waste more than a handful of posts a week on a rivalry that's dead.

He's like the Michael Jordan of rival posters. He's "retired" right now...but his comeback will be amazing.
You have alot of blue and orange clothing, don't you?

luv 03-10-2011 09:28 PM
I can only say that I must be a bitch when I am drunk. I did offer to pay for a new hat. I felt like shit and even cried after I did it (thanks to sedated).

Buck is cool. We've talked about a lot of stuff in the past. I consider him a friend IRL.
Posted via Mobile Device

Simply Red 03-10-2011 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7481194)
n00bs unite hard in this one. We will erect a statue of simply red kneeling in front of Buck, and none of these old ****ers are going to stop us.
ROFL

JD10367 03-10-2011 09:30 PM
There once was a poster named Buck
Whose e-cock Simply Red did suck
The rest of us n00bs were left feeling like rubes
As collectively we were SR-****ed

:mad:

Simply Red 03-10-2011 09:31 PM
.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7481195)
That's because he wouldn't dare waste more than a handful of posts a week on a rivalry that's dead.

He's like the Michael Jordan of rival posters. He's "retired" right now...but his comeback will be amazing.

You could also compare him to an inflated Greg Brady.
.

KurtCobain 03-10-2011 09:31 PM
What did the new patriots fan say?

Phobia 03-10-2011 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk (Post 7481137)
I've clearly lost my burst.. Need to start posting more..:)
Rival? I thought you guys moved to the CFL.

Simply Red 03-10-2011 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 7481210)
There once was a poster named Buck
Whose e-cock Simply Red did suck
The rest of us n00bs were left feeling like rubes
As collectively we were SR-****ed

:mad:
well damn you, you sonofabitch, who do you like? I've never picked up on it, apparently. :shrug:

RJ 03-10-2011 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 7481051)
I always think of him as a closet Chiefs fan and closet gay homo. Lol
Closet?

Hammock Parties 03-10-2011 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7481196)
You have alot of blue and orange clothing, don't you?
You guys just like Buck because he's nice to you.

A great rival poster drives the discussion while driving everyone insane with sound football logic....and occasionally makes a giant SNAFU that goes down in history:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taco John (Post 1939525)
I can't believe anybody would think that he runs anything like Barry Sanders! The guy's a midget! He doesn't run anything remotely close to like Barry Sanders runs!

http://i52.tinypic.com/211w7sz.jpg
http://www.12pearls.net/pics/BarrySanders.jpg

Quote:
Originally Posted by Taco John
Quentin Griffin and Barry Sanders have similar running styles. Having a below average day against one of the best rushing defenses in the league doesn't change anything. It has nothing to do with Barry's legacy, whatever legacy that is... It has to do with their physical running styles.

To say that they don't have similar running styles is to be in denial of the obvious. People aren't drawing the comparisons for nothing. It's because they have physically similar rushing styles. Why your panties are all bunched up about it, I can't imagine. Other than pure denial.

I don't feel stupid in the least for recognizing the obvious. I'd actually feel stupid if I posted a thread chastizing someone else, while being in total ignorance of where the Jacksonville run defense ranks on the food chain. But I can totally understand why you'd be ignorant of anything going on with the defensive side of the game.

stevieray 03-10-2011 09:38 PM
...maybe for the n00bs, but RNR was the first rival fan at a planet tailgate.

Joe Seahawk spolied KC Dan and I at his tailgate this past season.

..too much history to overcome, IMO.

Rams Fan 03-10-2011 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7481218)
Rival? I thought you guys moved to the CFL.
Is it a bad thing if I laughed?

Gadzooks 03-10-2011 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taco John
Quentin Griffin and Barry Sanders have similar running styles. Having a below average day against one of the best rushing defenses in the league doesn't change anything. It has nothing to do with Barry's legacy, whatever legacy that is... It has to do with their physical running styles.

To say that they don't have similar running styles is to be in denial of the obvious. People aren't drawing the comparisons for nothing. It's because they have physically similar rushing styles. Why your panties are all bunched up about it, I can't imagine. Other than pure denial.

I don't feel stupid in the least for recognizing the obvious. I'd actually feel stupid if I posted a thread chastizing someone else, while being in total ignorance of where the Jacksonville run defense ranks on the food chain. But I can totally understand why you'd be ignorant of anything going on with the defensive side of the game.:
That post remids me of knowmo

Crush 03-10-2011 09:44 PM
Taco John is a failed troll and apparently spends all his time in that shit hole known as D.C. Therefore, he is disqualified.

JD10367 03-10-2011 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7481221)
well damn you, you sonofabitch, who do you like? I've never picked up on it, apparently. :shrug:
I dunno, I guess Indiana Jones-era Harrison Ford, or maybe Burt Reynolds back in "Smokey And The Bandit", although the guy in... wait, what was the question?

Crush 03-10-2011 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zooks (Post 7481241)
That post remids me of knowmo

Add a couple of ROFL and :), then it could pass as a knowmo post.

Simply Red 03-10-2011 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 7481232)
...maybe for the n00bs, but RNR was the first rival fan at a planet tailgate.

Joe Seahawk spolied KC Dan and I at his tailgate this past season.

..too much history to overcome, IMO.
Honestly Stevie, a lot of the OP revolves around my meeting Buck. I never met either of the other two IRL. I can't really say. I know Joe is awesome, but don't really know the other, but he seems nice.

But, I felt a trust when I met Buck, almost instantly, no homo. Just 'trust.' -- He's a rock solid human, he'd leap in front of a train to save Ted Williams.

I truly believe that.

It was cool having a heart-to-heart w/ you too brah, seriously.

Very cool meeting you and actually conversing for a while that night. You happen to rule, too. FDE

Hammock Parties 03-10-2011 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zooks (Post 7481241)
That post remids me of knowmo
Knowmo is like a reeruned version of Taco.

He was a good addition to this place.

stevieray 03-10-2011 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 7481258)

It was cool having a heart-to-heart w/ you too brah, seriously.
:thumb:

KurtCobain 03-10-2011 09:53 PM
Man, I love manlove.

Bugeater 03-10-2011 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7481228)
You guys just like Buck because he's nice to you.

A great rival poster drives the discussion while driving everyone insane with sound football logic....and occasionally makes a giant SNAFU that goes down in history:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EsCyC1dZiN8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Quote:
Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 7481232)
...maybe for the n00bs, but RNR was the first rival fan at a planet tailgate.

Joe Seahawk spolied KC Dan and I at his tailgate this past season.

..too much history to overcome, IMO.
3 days>1 tailgate

KurtCobain 03-10-2011 09:53 PM
My greatest regret in life is not going to the bash and monday night game last year.

Simply Red 03-10-2011 09:55 PM
ROFL:thumb:

Bugeater 03-10-2011 10:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7481286)
My greatest regret in life is not going to the bash and monday night game last year.
It should be, because it was ****ing epic.

stevieray 03-10-2011 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7481282)

3 days>1 tailgate
Raider fan @ Arrowhead > Charger fan @ Arrowhead.

n00b.


:p

Bugeater 03-10-2011 10:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 7481331)
Raider fan @ Arrowhead > Charger fan @ Arrowhead.

n00b.


:p
Yes, but did someone burn his hat? :D

stevieray 03-10-2011 10:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 7481337)
Yes, but did someone burn his hat? :D
ah....and therein lies the rub! if you ever met RNR, you wouldn't try....


:reaper:

luv 03-10-2011 10:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 7481344)
ah....and therein lies the rub! if you ever met RNR, you wouldn't try....


:reaper:
Once I have a little liquid courage in me....

He doesn't strike me as the type that would hit a woman.

:D

stevieray 03-10-2011 10:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 7481347)
Once I have a little liquid courage in me....

He doesn't strike me as the type that would hit a woman.

:D
you'd have to get your hands on it first.

...more RNR history..lost a bet over a R/C game, lost and not only wore a Chiefs hat to honor the bet..posted a pic of it on the planet.

....but at least buck has his snuggie...;)

luv 03-10-2011 10:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 7481365)
you'd have to get your hands on it first.

...more RNR history..lost a bet over a R/C game, lost and not only wore a Chiefs hat to honor the bet..posted a pic of it on the planet.

....but at least buck has his snuggie...;)
Heh.

While I do like Buck, I do agree that he's the best rival poster right now, but not in CP history.

RJ 03-10-2011 10:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7481286)
My greatest regret in life is not going to the bash and monday night game last year.
In that case, you have lived a damn fine life!


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