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KC native 07-14-2014 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10745853)
No?

No.

Donger 07-14-2014 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10745856)
No.

LMAO

Dinny Bossa Nova 07-14-2014 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10745845)
No.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10745853)
No?

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10745856)
No.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10745862)
LMAO

What's the score? What inning is it?

Have you seen the bridge?

Dinny

Donger 07-14-2014 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10745869)
What's the score? What inning is it?

Bottom of the tranny.

hometeam 07-14-2014 09:28 AM

leave me out of this~

beach tribe 07-14-2014 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10745856)
No.

I am not homophobic at all.

A phobia is a FEAR.

I have hung out with trannys and partied with gays.
And they are cool with me.
but when they start being physical, it is absolutely disgusting.

This LITERALLY made me gag.
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Graystoke 07-14-2014 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 10745793)

Oh my! I was wondering how long it would take for Fisty McTatt to show up on this thread.

Baby Lee 07-14-2014 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 10745884)
Oh my! I was wondering how long it would take for Fisty McTatt to show up on this thread.

These penises, . . . are making me FISTY!!

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/nIypMI_zXSQ/0.jpg

gblowfish 07-14-2014 10:17 AM

The Original Fisty McTatt, who, should be the official mascot of the CP, BTW...
http://i62.tinypic.com/29der0w.jpg

gblowfish 07-14-2014 10:24 AM

A song in honor of Jim Jones:

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Fire Me Boy! 07-14-2014 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10745853)
No?


There's a fairly extensive history of homosexuality in ancient cultures. Homophobia is a relatively new phenomenon.

Donger 07-14-2014 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10745975)
There's a fairly extensive history of homosexuality in ancient cultures. Homophobia is a relatively new phenomenon.

Yes, there most certainly is. I'm not suggesting that deviancy is a new phenomenon.

Fire Me Boy! 07-14-2014 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10745981)
Yes, there most certainly is. I'm not suggesting that deviancy is a new phenomenon.


According to some, ancient Greeks who declared a preference were considered strange.

Donger 07-14-2014 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10745985)
According to some, ancient Greeks who declared a preference were considered strange.

****in Greeks

Katipan 07-14-2014 11:02 AM

No modern day lube made their dedication even more impressive.

Bowser 07-14-2014 11:02 AM

For your consideration - an 80's song about big penises.....

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Fire Me Boy! 07-14-2014 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10745988)
****in Greeks


They certainly were. Pretty much anything that moved.

Mennonite 07-14-2014 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10745975)
Homophobia is a relatively new phenomenon.


Absolutely. Just ask the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah about how open minded people in the past were about the subject. The Bible would have you believe that these cities were obliterated by a vengeful God with fire and brimstone. But archeologist now believe that the cities actually destroyed one another after a heated discussion over who was more fabulous - Jezebel or Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Tribal Warfare 07-14-2014 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745754)
I'm not saying a damn thing about whether transgenders should or should not be "tolerated," as you put it; I'm making fun of all the macho men who act like their gag reflex is a sixth sense for detecting penises under skirts.

Besides, I don't have to pretend to be more enlightened than you. :thumb:



Chicks with dicks.

Fellows with pillows.

Sally's with Schlongs

Men with minge

DJ's left nut 07-14-2014 12:00 PM

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gblowfish 07-14-2014 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10746006)
Absolutely. Just ask the citizens of Sodom and Gomorrah about how open minded people in the past were about the subject. The Bible would have you believe that these cities were obliterated by a vengeful God with fire and brimstone. But archeologist now believe that the cities actually destroyed one another after a heated discussion over who was more fabulous - Jezebel or Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat.

They died by each other's jazz hands.

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-14-2014 01:08 PM

Reach-a-round?

Bowser 07-14-2014 01:09 PM

Over/under that Jim Jones hooked up with shim last night again?

Sweet Daddy Hate 07-14-2014 01:09 PM

I've got some good, meaty farts today.

Carlota69 07-14-2014 02:16 PM

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I remember comin into a human sexuality class once and a pic of this woman was on the screen. It wasnt this pic exactly, but it was her Playboy Spread pics. Then the teacher showed a pic of her when she was little and when she was a boy. All the dudes were sick becasue they started out hootin and hollerin...and then the big reveal came. It was a geat laugh.

srvy 07-14-2014 02:40 PM

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Frosty 07-14-2014 03:05 PM

Late to the thread, but...

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10744450)
Google the term "lesbaru"...

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LoneWolf 07-14-2014 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlota69 (Post 10746341)
I remember comin into a human sexuality class once and a pic of this woman was on the screen. It wasnt this pic exactly, but it was her Playboy Spread pics. Then the teacher showed a pic of her when she was little and when she was a boy. All the dudes were sick becasue they started out hootin and hollerin...and then the big reveal came. It was a geat laugh.

The hands are always a dead giveaway. If you want to avoid the cock, look at the hands.

Pasta Giant Meatball 07-14-2014 04:16 PM

Shocked deberg hasn't started a I ****ed up my tranny last night thread...shocked!

ThaVirus 07-14-2014 04:46 PM

I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
 
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10746471)
The hands are always a dead giveaway. If you want to avoid the cock, look at the hands.


They actually say men's ring fingers are longer than their pointer finger and the opposite is true of women.

I'm sure it's not perfect science but...

Fire Me Boy! 07-14-2014 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10746554)
They actually say men's ring fingers are longer than their pointer finger and the opposite is true of women.

I'm sure it's not perfect science but...


And every guy reading this just checked his ring fingers.

Mine are longer than my index fingers.

Bowser 07-14-2014 04:51 PM

Mine too

beach tribe 07-14-2014 04:54 PM

Same here.

beach tribe 07-14-2014 04:57 PM

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...psd5dfb377.gif

PackerinMo 07-15-2014 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10745776)
And the moral is...

You can chop down the entire forest, and they'll never call you a lumberjack. But get caught sucking one little dick and you're a one who sucks the penis for life.

Dinny

POTD ROFL

Dayze 07-15-2014 04:18 AM

The Official "Chicks With Hanging Luggage" Thread.

Dayze 07-15-2014 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10745811)
Now I'd bang Fisty McTatt's pretty little mouth and let that moustache tickle my balls. He's the most feminine one in that picture.

LMAO

I should've known by Fisty's first name that he was into some weird shit.

Dayze 07-15-2014 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10746557)
And every guy reading this just checked his ring fingers.

Mine are longer than my index fingers.

LMAO
I just checked mine before I read your post.
I love this place.

kcxiv 07-15-2014 04:29 AM

That dude didnt come back to post again. This shit was too good to be a troll thread! I would suspect he would have picked a different chick to show if he was lying. haha

Dayze 07-15-2014 04:32 AM

yeah, pretty much the only other topic that could've been worse for JJ to start a thread about would be something asking the CP collective if it's weird that he eats his own poop on occasion.

Buehler445 07-15-2014 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10746554)
They actually say men's ring fingers are longer than their pointer finger and the opposite is true of women.

I'm sure it's not perfect science but...

Son of a bitch. How did you learn this wizardry?

Gonzo 07-15-2014 08:07 AM

God, whenever I think this place has gone to hell and there's no hope for a comeback, someone ****s a transvestite and posts a thread about it.
It's almost like a government bail out. LMAO

beach tribe 07-15-2014 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10745985)
According to some, ancient Greeks who declared a preference were considered strange.

Sorry, sir, but you are incorrect.
The Ancient Greeks PREFERRED **** was a boy under the age of 13.

And no "Homophobia" as it is so broadly labeled to include being grossed out by men kissing and ****ing men, is not a new phenomenon just becuase the Greeks liked to **** men and Children.

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beach tribe 07-15-2014 08:33 AM

I'll tell you a real misconception.

These guys are not wimps.

You want your ass whipped, talk some shit to em'.

I have seen it with my own eyes. A lot of these dudes have been fighting their whole lives because of the way they are, and ain't scared of shit.

Mennonite 07-15-2014 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10747569)
You want your ass whipped, talk some shit to em'.


Friendly advice - never, ever tell a tranny that the dress she's wearing makes her balls look fat.

beach tribe 07-15-2014 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10747585)
Friendly advice - never, ever tell a tranny that the dress she's wearing makes her balls look fat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HiUmDbxO0Q

KC native 07-15-2014 08:53 AM

So Jim Jones must have really clicked with the tranny, because he's been absent from this thread recently.

beach tribe 07-15-2014 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10747597)
So Jim Jones must have really clicked with the tranny, because he's been absent from this thread recently.

He's gonna let him play QB, and he's conna play TE this time.

"Gotta get some to give some"

Valiant 07-15-2014 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10747549)
Sorry, sir, but you are incorrect.
The Ancient Greeks PREFERRED **** was a boy under the age of 13.

And no "Homophobia" as it is so broadly labeled to include being grossed out by men kissing and ****ing men, is not a new phenomenon just becuase the Greeks liked to **** men and Children.

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Didn't most of them **** between the legs though, anal was considered illegal and punishable by death?

beach tribe 07-15-2014 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 10747606)
Didn't most of them **** between the legs though, anal was considered illegal and punishable by death?

Which would further prove my point of "Homophobia" being FAR from a new phenomenon?

No?

ThaVirus 07-15-2014 09:13 AM

I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
 
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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 10747491)
Son of a bitch. How did you learn this wizardry?


MANSWERS LMAO

beach tribe 07-15-2014 09:14 AM

I gotta work, but wanted to share one last true tranny story before I go.

I used to buy......stuff from one I was friends with in Pensacola. BIG black dude named "Mo'nique"
That's how he spelled it, too. He had the whole shebang done. Big tits, no dick. Built like a Fn Linebacker.

He gave me a killer deal one night, and I was like "Wow, man. Thanks, man"
He said: "you call me man again, we gonna have a problem"
I said: "My bad, dude" and smiled.
He laughed and said: "You got balls white boy"
And I said "and you don't girlfriend" he laughed all the way to his car.

I got some more funny ones too. I'll share em' later.

Fire Me Boy! 07-15-2014 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10747549)
Sorry, sir, but you are incorrect.

The Ancient Greeks PREFERRED **** was a boy under the age of 13.

True.



Quote:

And no "Homophobia" as it is so broadly labeled to include being grossed out by men kissing and ****ing men, is not a new phenomenon just becuase the Greeks liked to **** men and Children.



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Wasn't even close to just the Greeks.

And I rally hope you're not basing your facts on Zack Snyder.

Kaepernick 07-15-2014 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 10747539)
God, whenever I think this place has gone to hell and there's no hope for a comeback, someone ****s a transvestite and posts a thread about it.
It's almost like a government bail out. LMAO

I said it before and I will say it again...

This isn't a Football forum, it is an insane asylum. What you guys dredge up from the sewers of Mumbai and the depths of Hell isn't fit for human consumption.

Dayze 07-15-2014 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10747585)
Friendly advice - never, ever tell a tranny that the dress she's wearing makes her balls look fat.

LMAO

ChiTown 07-15-2014 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10747585)
Friendly advice - never, ever tell a tranny that the dress she's wearing makes her balls look fat.

LMAOLMAO

That's not friendly advice, that's called a "Pro Tip":D

Dayze 07-15-2014 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10746554)
They actually say men's ring fingers are longer than their pointer finger and the opposite is true of women.

I'm sure it's not perfect science but...

there are ways of telling if she's a man..
http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850...g&f=1405915200

KC native 07-15-2014 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaepernick (Post 10747674)
I said it before and I will say it again...

This isn't a Football forum, it is an insane asylum. What you guys dredge up from the sewers of Mumbai and the depths of Hell isn't fit for human consumption.

It's a no holds barred football forum with an eclectic mix of personalities and a reasonable amount of trolling.

ChiTown 07-15-2014 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaepernick (Post 10747674)
I said it before and I will say it again...

This isn't a Football forum, it is an insane asylum. What you guys dredge up from the sewers of Mumbai and the depths of Hell isn't fit for human consumption.

Fact

It's what makes this place the massive slice of awesome that it is

tooge 07-15-2014 10:34 AM

Eeeewww.

Buehler445 07-15-2014 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10747585)
Friendly advice - never, ever tell a tranny that the dress she's wearing makes her balls look fat.

No idea if this n00b is a mult or not but he is funny. Early favorite for n00bof the year

beach tribe 07-15-2014 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10747691)
there are ways of telling if she's a man..
http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850...g&f=1405915200

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Pasta Giant Meatball 07-15-2014 12:21 PM

Jim Jones may have just made the list

tooge 07-15-2014 01:28 PM

the list of "guys that have stuck their peckers in the nastiest places"

Will that list take forever and become extremely boring as well?

PackerinMo 07-15-2014 01:42 PM

Adams apple is key.

Fire Me Boy! 07-15-2014 01:43 PM

I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
 
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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10748039)
Adams apple is key.


Not a fail-proof method. Not all guys have Adam's apples.

And everyone has one, they're just more prominent in men.

Graystoke 07-15-2014 01:45 PM

This thread scares me.
It kept me up all night.
I had drunken tranny dreams
Does it have a happy ending?

Mennonite 07-15-2014 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10748041)
And everyone has one, they're just more prominent in men.


Oh, I see. Sort of like brains.

Katipan 07-15-2014 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10748053)
Oh, I see. Sort of like brains.

Ive never accidentally found a vagina.

MahiMike 07-15-2014 02:08 PM

Jim Jones should have drank koolaid before posting this thread.

jerryforeverrice80 07-15-2014 03:20 PM

i guess trannys needs love to just not by me.

kcxiv 07-15-2014 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 10748080)
Jim Jones should have drank koolaid before posting this thread.

I think he posted the start of this thread, while still drunk, when he came down off his hangover realized, wtf did i do. haha

Kaepernick 07-15-2014 04:38 PM

CP's own Jim Jones -- making goat ****ers look good by comparison since 2014.

Rausch 07-15-2014 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruit Ninja (Post 10748234)
I think he posted the start of this thread, while still drunk, when he came down off his hangover realized, wtf did i do. haha

I think the tape came off right before the fireworks and now he's trying to justify it to himself...

Pasta Giant Meatball 07-15-2014 04:42 PM

Never go full MTG

Baby Lee 07-16-2014 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10746571)

It's that gal!!

http://ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.co...in-bauer_l.jpg

Dayze 07-16-2014 03:53 AM

One knows he spends too much time on CP when nearing the conclusion of an evening, your wife mentions this thread. Then after being awake/around for a few updates she asks (before shutting down her NooK) ....."So....you hear any thing abut the guy who ****ed a guy"?
(as she snuggles in, just before drifting off into slumber LMAO.....she knows how ****ed up this place is and doesn't bat an eye)

Dayze 07-16-2014 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10747883)
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LMAO
just now noticed this.


....and yes......it's exactly something that was going through my mind. LMAO

life is really simple when you boil it down to stuff as simple as grabbin' another mans' balls.

Coochie liquor 07-16-2014 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10749040)

Hey, Pam is 100% woman..... I pray!!

Baby Lee 07-16-2014 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 10749049)
Hey, Pam is 100% woman..... I pray!!

Yeah, but she played 'man hands' on Seinfeld back in the day. Perhaps it is easier when you hear her voice/dialect.

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