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Tribal Warfare 07-14-2014 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Cmd'r&Chief (Post 10745703)
Dudes with Boobs

Girls with gonads

Coochie liquor 07-14-2014 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745102)
one on the right in both pics (thank god not one of the others)

apparently he's some go go dancer at tranny clubs. says he lives full time as a woman but i dunno what to believe. had hair dyed red or red wig last night but can't find a pic of that and he won't send me one.

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

http://s24.postimg.org/fr1tbcnph/rsz..._1_14_1009.jpg







fuk all of you. you'd all hit it if you didn't know it was a man and at least half would hit it even after knowing. i ain't the only one

If that's hotter than the last few chicks you banged, I can see why you switched teams!!

Just Passin' By 07-14-2014 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745506)
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

There's always got to be one asshole who screams "tolerance!", in one manner or another, and pretends he's more enlightened than everyone else.

Congrats. You're that asshole in this thread.

Buehler445 07-14-2014 07:27 AM

This thread is gold.

Canofbier 07-14-2014 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 10745735)
There's always got to be one asshole who screams "tolerance!", in one manner or another, and pretends he's more enlightened than everyone else.

Congrats. You're that asshole in this thread.

I'm not saying a damn thing about whether transgenders should or should not be "tolerated," as you put it; I'm making fun of all the macho men who act like their gag reflex is a sixth sense for detecting penises under skirts.

Besides, I don't have to pretend to be more enlightened than you. :thumb:

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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 10745705)
Girls with gonads

Chicks with dicks.

Fellows with pillows.

Scorp 07-14-2014 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745102)

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

http://s24.postimg.org/fr1tbcnph/rsz..._1_14_1009.jpg







fuk all of you. you'd all hit it if you didn't know it was a man and at least half would hit it even after knowing. i ain't the only one

Don't let these miserable ****s get you down man. Remember one time doesn't make you gay!!! Or does it???? :hmmm: :eek: :Lin: :crybaby:

Dinny Bossa Nova 07-14-2014 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 10745752)
This thread is gold.

And the moral is...

You can chop down the entire forest, and they'll never call you a lumberjack. But get caught sucking one little dick and you're a one who sucks the penis for life.

Dinny

corn fed chief 07-14-2014 08:12 AM

Since you've now willingly been inside a man, has this experience opened up the rest of the playing field for you? Are buttholes just buttholes and mouths just mouths now or will you be more pro-active in fending off queers in the future?

ChiTown 07-14-2014 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10745776)
And the moral is...

You can chop down the entire forest, and they'll never call you a lumberjack. But get caught sucking one little dick and you're a one who sucks the penis for life.

Dinny

LMAO

Scorp 07-14-2014 08:26 AM

...
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...ps78d9b667.jpg

LoneWolf 07-14-2014 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 10745793)

Now I'd bang Fisty McTatt's pretty little mouth and let that moustache tickle my balls. He's the most feminine one in that picture.

beach tribe 07-14-2014 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10745776)
And the moral is...

You can chop down the entire forest, and they'll never call you a lumberjack. But get caught sucking one little dick and you're a one who sucks the penis for life.

Dinny

Gold, Jerry.

KC native 07-14-2014 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745506)
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745531)
Tell that to all of the manly men in this thread who want you, me and everyone to know the following things about them:
  1. They are not gay.
  2. They wouldn't share a bed with a man, ever.
  3. Without the word "my" preceding it, they will NEVER say the word penis.
  4. They're SO straight.
  5. If they had to look at another man's penis in order to save their child's life, they would kill themselves first so that the word gay doesn't show up on their tombstone.
Feel free to add more.

LMAO Yes, there are a lot of closet cases on CP.

KC native 07-14-2014 08:44 AM

and LMAO @ Jim Jones. It took a lot of balls (literally) to come to CP and post that.

ChiTown 07-14-2014 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10745821)
and LMAO @ Jim Jones. It took a lot of balls (literally) to come to CP and post that.

You don't actually believe him, do you?


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