Just spent 12 days in Japan: AMA
 

Sitting in KIX until check in is open and I am bored. Ask me anything.

I’m first so I guess traditional question 1 is up to me



You gay?

No, but there isn't anything wrong if you are.

Agreed. But as I said, tradition is tradition.

Waito piggu go home!

Got some looks.from the older generation. Younger people didn't give a shit.

Do they still have benjo ditches?

Nothing worse than getting stuck in traffic beside a benjo ditch.

did you do the Fukushima nuclear tour?

Did u **** a lady boy?

R u gay?

Didn't drive at all. Took public transport or walked.

I didn't go near that area of Japan.

Did you visit any Japanese massage parlors?

Wrong country and see above.

how about the hotel run by robots?

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