COME ON DONGER. WHAT DO YOU HAVE THAT PROVES YODA WAS JUST BEING CUTE?

http://yoda.locutus.be/yoda.php

LMAO

this is serious stuff....ROFL

HELLOOOOOOOOOO DONGER

http://www.yodajeff.com/pages/biography/

How about the official Star Wars WOOKIEPEDIA? IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE OFFICIAL THAN THAT YOU INCREDIBLE GIT.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Yoda

You mean like ...

http://www.leonardcohenforum.com/dow...le.php?id=2590

Dude. I'm laughing my ass off.

Dane makes his living in the industry so I'm not including him in my amusement factor but some of the others....

GoChiefs is getting all red in the face about this shit like it really happened.

I'm getting red in the face because Donger is trolling hard...

And I refuse to admit that the prequels were ANYTHING like the originals...which they weren't...apart from the ewoks....and even the ewoks were shown writhing on the ground in pain and dying.

Actually, to me, it's the exact opposite.

I expect GoChiefs to be this way. However, I'm surprised Dane got sucked into one of Donger's webs.

C'mon, Dane! :evil:

Interesting.....wonder why he sold it off? He kids didnt want the empire when he dies in a few years?

The midichlorian count is high in this thread.

Donger always sucks me in...I'm sure he wants a recording of George Lucas defining that scene, though.

Speaking of Lucas bullshit.

Fight the good fight.

So was the alien and chestburster in alien. Does not make it a kids movies.

Hell pg13 movies between then and now are warpdrives apart.

The only thing kiddie about the first trilogy was the immature luke and his acting.
There was nothing serious about the 2nd trilogy. Everything was bad. When a cartoon ala clone wars is better then the movies andmore serious you know your movie sucked.

They'll probably have to battle him for the rights in court. After years of fighting he'll see their point and just give in...

He and his kids are so unfathomably rich they aren't even in touch with any value the franchise will have in the future.

I disagree. There's a difference between a "kiddie movie" and one that's family friendly.

This is a kiddie movie:
http://bigfanboy.com/wp/wp-content/u.../spykids4d.jpg

Whereas this is a family movie:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ppets_ver4.jpg

The Star Wars series is meant to appeal to people of all ages, not just children. That makes it a family movie.

4B is empire enough.

Also, to answer some of the questions people raised about this story:

I feel good about this.

I'm also going to pull out my ****ing Empire DVD and turn on the Lucas commentary track and see if he talks about Yoda.

Donger, you ****.

I look forward to "Jar Jar and Mickey, A Very Special Christmas" in a few years.

:spock:

This is pretty cool. The SW 7 opener could be like the Episode I frenzy all over again...except it won't suck...hopefully.

That's what Lucas did in the 80s.

I'M ALL FOR IT BITCHES.

GEEKS OWN THIS WORLD.

If we're going to make new nerd porn, I'd much rather see a new Star Trek TV series. Set it a century or so after the events in TNG/DS9/VOY. Federation has trans-warp. The assholes can still be the Romulans and the Borg, but then they can resurrect some of the other baddies from previous series since with trans-warp technology the galaxy is now a much smaller place.

Get Rick Berman to put his name on it, but then leave him out of the planning meetings. Let him sit in the corner and smile and nod at him when he gives suggestions. Then ignore them entirely.

Love this. Have they said anything about releasing original versions of Eps 4-6?

I got four words for you....


Guillermo

Del

****ing

Toro.



Let's do this thing!!

Word on the street is we're finally getting original editions in blu-ray.

Nothing like watching Han shoot first in 1080P!!

$4B for Howard the Duck?

Let's get a remake of that shit going!

Herro?

How many years is going to take you fools to realize Donger is basically our version of Brick Tamland. Only instead of forecasting the weather, he forecasts gas prices.

As long as Lucas doesn't direct I'm fine with that.

Yeah. Lucas directed IV but not V and VI

yes please

There's no chance that Lucas was able to sell his company for $4 billion with the express rights to direct or produce future Star Wars films.

I just hope they don't **** it up. Disney really doesn't make movies anymore. They're partnered up with Pixar (another of Lucas's old movie studios) and Marvel.

Most of the true Disney movies are direct to DVD.

whiny baby Lucas. Those prequels sucked man. face it.

**** yes, please. How about a reboot of I through III that doesn't suck? :titus:

The ewoks had ****ing zippers on the back of their fur-suits. And Donger is indeed trolling hard, I imagine it's just to watch the geeks have a shit fit.

Only if they completely change the story and plot.

...speaking of Donger and debates, where is Mr. Frankie?

Wreck it Ralph? Pirate of the Carribean? The Lone Ranger?

All Marvel Movies also

That would be a requirement to make it not suck.

The last two were produced by Bruckheimer, not Disney.

Ah..ok....They just distributed.

JFC people, Marvel produces the films, Disney distributes.

Speaking of Pirates and Lone Ranger. Is there going to be another Pirates and when does Lone Ranger come out?

Oh that makes sense.

Which is why they've been better lately...

My guess is yes on another Pirates, since they are box office gold. Lone Ranger is May or June of next year. There's a trailer out already.

Star Wars 7 in 2015? HTF can you have a Star Wars 7 with no Vader?

Are you guys really THAT desperate for more star wars films that you'll inevitably hate?

Because there's a whole big galaxy out there, son.

I just hope they leave Clone Wars the **** alone. It's gotten really good this season.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU RAPED OUR CHILDHOOD, GEORGE :#

There's an Expanded Universe that IMO, is infinitely more exciting than the events of Episode 1, 2, 3 and 6.

I don't think I like the sound of the Young Jedi series as the next saga but shit does get pretty dark at times.

it wasn't all bad

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/...old-bikini.jpg

Yes, that would be acceptable.

The story should focus on Luke trying to rebuild the Jedi Academy while the New Republic mops up remnants of The Galactic Empire.

There could be an awesome plot twist with one of Luke's trainees turning to the darkside, and he goes off to help The Empire.

I am stupid and like fanboy plots.

I had to look that up.

I'm guessing by the synopsis that I read earlier today, they're going to stick with the Young Jedi Series. Hopefully, they'll incorporate events that happen later in the timeline (no spoiler).

Not surprising

Yes, I've never seen that film.

I actually thought of you a while back. I went to my first movie at a theater since Gladiator for a date with the wife. We saw The Master at one of those leather recliner, get served dinner-type theaters.

Absolutely hated it and left with 30 minutes to go.

The Kevin J. Anderson books? Or something else?

What did Lucas' DVD commentary say about the cute Yoda scene?

For people who like girls:

I was just teasing. You're not exactly my lifeline to pop culture.

:D

I haven't seen the film but I'm told it was amazing. It's about the beginnings of Scientology and while it's not something I'd pay to see in a theater, I'm looking forward to seeing it once it hits the premium channels.

I read somewhere that Liea was/is barren. Is that not correct?

Oh thank heaven for that.

I knew what it was about, but it was just too esoteric for me. Just very contrived and forced. It was a shame, since the wife said, "Great, so it's going to be another 10 years before I get you out to see a film." She hated it too, though.

From my understanding (which could be incorrect), the New Jedi Order, specifically dealing with the Yuuzhan Vong.

I'd imagine the first movie would take the first trilogy by Anderson, then in the second, introduce the threat of the Yuuzhan Vong, with the finale being similar to that conclusion.

With the right setup, Episode 7 might be really cool.

A new vision for the franchise, yeah, i could probably get into that as long as they dont go even more kiddie friendly than the last three... but oh yeah, its a Disney joint now... uh oh.

I'm with you: I don't do esoteric in the movie theater.

These days, with tickets to Arclight set at $16 dollars per person with another $2-4 for parking, I can't justify dropping a $100 bucks to see a movie. Pre-movie drinks are mandatory.

:D

I enjoy my surround sound, 60" LCD show and Blu-ray player far more than the cinema these days, especially considering I can pause for the cause without missing any action.

They can still do it right. The POTC movies are somewhat dark as are the Marvel movies.

I'm just glad that Lucas is handing over the franchise to better hands. There is so much potential that's just wasting away.

I think it's pretty clear. Listen, and learn, dumbass.

youtube post fail.

Hmmmm...wonder if Epsiode 7 will follow the Thrawn trilogy?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thrawn_trilogy