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booger 07-13-2014 07:37 PM

I don't know man... I suppose it coulda been worse.. At least you didn't motorboat it's butt..

Hope that helps!

Tribal Warfare 07-13-2014 07:40 PM

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beach tribe 07-13-2014 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10745377)
Sure. Lots of women hang out in places like that. There's a term for them... "f@g hags" is one.

Yup. Like I said, I've been to queer bars in a lot of different cities. Always went with a group of chicks. It was a lot of fun actually.
I ended up in them in Germany, and Japan, but didn't know it until I got a really good look around.
It's all fun when you are with a group of girls. Totally different by yourself.
I was wearing a suit when I ordered a drink in the one in Hamburg, and a tranny came up to me, and said " I sink you vondered into the ze' wrong bah, sveethaht"

OH!! And I've been to Fantasy fest in Key west twice.

booger 07-13-2014 07:41 PM

I can't fathom this... I would still be using the foam brush and power washing my dick at the car wash and not telling you all about it lmao

chiefzilla1501 07-13-2014 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745102)
one on the right in both pics (thank god not one of the others)

apparently he's some go go dancer at tranny clubs. says he lives full time as a woman but i dunno what to believe. had hair dyed red or red wig last night but can't find a pic of that and he won't send me one.

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

http://s24.postimg.org/fr1tbcnph/rsz..._1_14_1009.jpg

fuk all of you. you'd all hit it if you didn't know it was a man and at least half would hit it even after knowing. i ain't the only one

He looks like Amy Winehouse's transexual brother. Jamie Winehouse.

booger 07-13-2014 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 10745392)
He looks like Amy Winehouse's transexual brother. Jamie Winehouse.

He tried to get a bj but Jim Jones said no no no

Eleazar 07-13-2014 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10745352)
Unless my detctor is way off.. that's an actual woman. I mean... born as a woman.

The tranny makes a better looking woman :huh:

KcMizzou 07-13-2014 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 10745392)
He looks like Amy Winehouse's transexual brother. Jamie Winehouse.

He probably banged his twin brother Cersei Winehouse.

Dave Lane 07-13-2014 07:45 PM

Was it Alex Smith?

Eleazar 07-13-2014 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745390)
Yup. Like I said, I've been to queer bars in a lot of different cities. Always went with a group of chicks. It was a lot of fun actually.
I ended up in them in Germany, and Japan, but didn't know it until I got a really good look around.
It's all fun when you are with a group of girls. Totally different by yourself.
I was wearing a suit when I ordered a drink in the one in Hamburg, and a tranny came up to me, and said " I sink you vondered into the ze' wrong bah, sveethaht"

OH!! And I've been to Fantasy fest in Key west twice.

It would be nice if you could play along and get people to buy you drinks all night, but I'm guessing it wouldn't work

Buzz 07-13-2014 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger (Post 10745391)
I can't fathom this... I would still be using the foam brush and power washing my dick at the car wash and not telling you all about it lmao


don't forget soaking it in bleach and gasoline.

Eleazar 07-13-2014 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10745403)
don't forget soaking it in bleach and gasoline.

I would have shot it off and then pureed the remains in a Ninja professional before feeding them to a stray cat and then giving it a bowl of antifreeze

booger 07-13-2014 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10745403)
don't forget soaking it in bleach and gasoline.

That too!

Tribal Warfare 07-13-2014 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10745403)
don't forget soaking it in bleach and gasoline.

and lye

beach tribe 07-13-2014 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10745401)
It would be nice if you could play along and get people to buy you drinks all night, but I'm guessing it wouldn't work

Dude, Their gaydar is honed to a level you or I will NEVER understand.
BUT, they will buy you drinks, and try anyway. They have told me turning out a straight man is their ultimate fantasy and biggest belt notch.
On a funnier note:
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chiefzilla1501 07-13-2014 08:00 PM

Topical humor

So what…. did you Putin his butt?
Was it Messi?
Was he spanish? If so, did you give him an el BJ?
Did you start to feel Melo the day after? I'm sure Melo was weirded out by that.

Fire Me Boy! 07-13-2014 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10745406)
I would have shot it off and then pureed the remains in a Ninja professional before feeding them to a stray cat and then giving it a bowl of antifreeze


You'd get a smoother pure with a Vitamix.

srvy 07-13-2014 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744362)
go ahead

Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 10745202)
OP - please rank in terms of hotness: http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/14/showbi...html?hpt=hp_c3


fuk it. ..id smash number 2.

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10745433)
Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?

nah it was pretty slick, i don't quite remember but i'm assuming he lubed himself up

lobsterfoe 07-13-2014 08:16 PM

Sometimes I like to go to McDonalds, bend over sideways, and stick french fries in my ass.

Bowser 07-13-2014 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lobsterfoe (Post 10745447)
Sometimes I like to go to McDonalds, bend over sideways, and stick french fries in my ass.

Have you met Jim Jones?

lobsterfoe 07-13-2014 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10745452)
Have you met Jim Jones?

No, but he sounds like a classy lady.

PackerinMo 07-13-2014 09:19 PM

This thread is great comedy.

Canofbier 07-13-2014 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whosurdaddy (Post 10745263)
A lot of overcompensating going on in here.

Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

Canofbier 07-13-2014 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10745505)
This thread is great comedy.

This too.

Rams Fan 07-13-2014 09:27 PM

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srvy 07-13-2014 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745506)
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

Made me raise an eyebrow.

Dunerdr 07-13-2014 09:28 PM

I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos.

Bowser 07-13-2014 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 10745521)
I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos.

TL;DRTHREAD

This sums it up nicely....

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Gay-Really_Gay.gif

vailpass 07-13-2014 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745506)
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

Easy Francis. The whole thing is a spoof.

Canofbier 07-13-2014 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10745527)
Easy Francis. The whole thing is a spoof.

Tell that to all of the manly men in this thread who want you, me and everyone to know the following things about them:
  1. They are not gay.
  2. They wouldn't share a bed with a man, ever.
  3. Without the word "my" preceding it, they will NEVER say the word penis.
  4. They're SO straight.
  5. If they had to look at another man's penis in order to save their child's life, they would kill themselves first so that the word gay doesn't show up on their tombstone.
Feel free to add more.

srvy 07-13-2014 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745531)
Tell that to all of the manly men in this thread who want you, me and everyone to know the following things about them:
  1. They are not gay.
  2. They wouldn't share a bed with a man, ever.
  3. Without the word "my" preceding it, they will NEVER say the word penis.
  4. They're SO straight.
  5. If they had to look at another man's penis in order to save their child's life, they would kill themselves first so that the word gay doesn't show up on their tombstone.
Feel free to add more.

What one were you in Jimbo's Facebook photo's?

Baby Lee 07-13-2014 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745443)
nah it was pretty slick, i don't quite remember but i'm assuming he lubed himself up

http://www.midlifegamer.net/wp-conte...ard_sleeve.jpg

Canofbier 07-13-2014 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10745533)
What one were you in Jimbo's Facebook photo's?

You couldn't see me; I was behind the tall one, balls deep.

Mennonite 07-13-2014 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745531)
If they had to look at another man's penis in order to save their child's life, they would kill themselves first so that the word gay doesn't show up on their tombstone.

I would just go all Keyser Sze and shoot the kid, the guy threatening him, and the s.o.b. who tried to write "gay" on my tombstone.

I would rather see my family dead than live another day after seeing some dudes wang.

PackerinMo 07-13-2014 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10745526)
TL;DRTHREAD

This sums it up nicely....

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Gay-Really_Gay.gif

Christopher Lowell ROFL That dude was flaming gay.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745531)
Tell that to all of the manly men in this thread who want you, me and everyone to know the following things about them:
  1. They are not gay.
  2. They wouldn't share a bed with a man, ever.
  3. Without the word "my" preceding it, they will NEVER say the word penis.
  4. They're SO straight.
  5. If they had to look at another man's penis in order to save their child's life, they would kill themselves first so that the word gay doesn't show up on their tombstone.
Feel free to add more.

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ClevelandBronco 07-13-2014 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745363)
Cannot believe it took this long for Lola to make the thread.

Now, I'm not the world's most passionate man....

It didn't take that long. Post #76 a few hours ago:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10744489)
Are you Ray Davies?

If so, will you stop handballing skanky crossdressers long enough to sign an autograph?

p.s. keep the pen


beach tribe 07-13-2014 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 10745589)
It didn't take that long. Post #76 a few hours ago:

Right over my head, obviously.

ClevelandBronco 07-13-2014 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745596)
Right over my head, obviously.

I enjoyed it, but I think just about anyone can be forgiven for overlooking that one.

BigRedChief 07-13-2014 11:03 PM

Trolling still works well here.

Hammock Parties 07-13-2014 11:06 PM

I feel better about myself after reading this horror.

el borracho 07-13-2014 11:07 PM

I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything
 
Was it your most memorable moment as a Chiefs' fan?

teedubya 07-13-2014 11:09 PM

So is this the OFFICIAL Tranny Gay Sex thread? Or should everyone start their own threads?

Kyle DeLexus 07-13-2014 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 10745638)
So is this the OFFICIAL Tranny Gay Sex thread? Or should everyone start their own threads?

I think this is the official thread so feel free to share.

teedubya 07-13-2014 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 10745643)
I think this is the official thread so feel free to share.

haha. I have watched a porn where a tranny banged a hot chick. It was like lesbian sex, without needing a strapon.

Don Corlemahomes 07-13-2014 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10745527)
Easy Francis. The whole thing is a spoof.

I'm not so sure...

Mennonite 07-13-2014 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10745633)
I feel better about myself after reading this horror.

Good - we may need a second thread containing crayon drawn pictures illustrating how Jim Jones can achieve "Maximum Beef Penetration."

Baby Lee 07-13-2014 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10745633)
I feel better about myself after reading this horror.

Good for you!! Put yourself out there. You find a man!!

Hammock Parties 07-13-2014 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10745657)
Good for you!! Put yourself out there. You find a man!!

I believe I did, based on Mr. Jones public confession of his love for me.

Hammock Parties 07-13-2014 11:35 PM

You could have at least gone with this one.

http://i.imgur.com/z9fnwcGl.png

http://i.imgur.com/h2bIPdzl.png

Jim Jones 07-14-2014 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10745668)
You could have at least gone with this one.

http://i.imgur.com/z9fnwcGl.png

http://i.imgur.com/h2bIPdzl.png

I'm sure none of the manly mens in this thread would ever be caught dead sticking their penis in a hideous creature like that.

Id hit it

suzzer99 07-14-2014 12:03 AM

I have a really hard time believing that has a dick.

ThaVirus 07-14-2014 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10745668)
You could have at least gone with this one.

http://i.imgur.com/z9fnwcGl.png

http://i.imgur.com/h2bIPdzl.png

Damn. That dude looks pretty damn good..

PackerinMo 07-14-2014 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10745683)
Damn. That dude looks pretty damn good..

I know wtf? lol You would never know until you saw the shlong.

Kaylore 07-14-2014 01:17 AM

Well it's good to see you Chief fans are doing your best to maintain your reputation. In the OP's defense, the KC Cheerleaders look like Trannys, so I'm going to assume this dude really is pretty hot for KC.

nstygma 07-14-2014 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaylore (Post 10745696)
Well it's good to see you Chief fans are doing your best to maintain your reputation. In the OP's defense, the KC Cheerleaders look like Trannys, so I'm going to assume this dude really is pretty hot for KC.

No surprise that a thread about ****ing a tranny draws you like a fly to shit.

kcxiv 07-14-2014 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10745632)
Trolling still works well here.

I don't think he's trolling lol. Internet is where u can let this out anonymously lol

Cmd'r&Chief 07-14-2014 03:16 AM

Dudes with Boobs

Tribal Warfare 07-14-2014 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cmd'r&Chief (Post 10745703)
Dudes with Boobs

Girls with gonads

Coochie liquor 07-14-2014 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745102)
one on the right in both pics (thank god not one of the others)

apparently he's some go go dancer at tranny clubs. says he lives full time as a woman but i dunno what to believe. had hair dyed red or red wig last night but can't find a pic of that and he won't send me one.

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

http://s24.postimg.org/fr1tbcnph/rsz..._1_14_1009.jpg







fuk all of you. you'd all hit it if you didn't know it was a man and at least half would hit it even after knowing. i ain't the only one

If that's hotter than the last few chicks you banged, I can see why you switched teams!!

Just Passin' By 07-14-2014 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745506)
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

There's always got to be one asshole who screams "tolerance!", in one manner or another, and pretends he's more enlightened than everyone else.

Congrats. You're that asshole in this thread.

Buehler445 07-14-2014 07:27 AM

This thread is gold.

Canofbier 07-14-2014 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 10745735)
There's always got to be one asshole who screams "tolerance!", in one manner or another, and pretends he's more enlightened than everyone else.

Congrats. You're that asshole in this thread.

I'm not saying a damn thing about whether transgenders should or should not be "tolerated," as you put it; I'm making fun of all the macho men who act like their gag reflex is a sixth sense for detecting penises under skirts.

Besides, I don't have to pretend to be more enlightened than you. :thumb:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 10745705)
Girls with gonads

Chicks with dicks.

Fellows with pillows.

Scorp 07-14-2014 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745102)

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

http://s24.postimg.org/fr1tbcnph/rsz..._1_14_1009.jpg







fuk all of you. you'd all hit it if you didn't know it was a man and at least half would hit it even after knowing. i ain't the only one

Don't let these miserable ****s get you down man. Remember one time doesn't make you gay!!! Or does it???? :hmmm: :eek: :Lin: :crybaby:

Dinny Bossa Nova 07-14-2014 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 10745752)
This thread is gold.

And the moral is...

You can chop down the entire forest, and they'll never call you a lumberjack. But get caught sucking one little dick and you're a one who sucks the penis for life.

Dinny

corn fed chief 07-14-2014 08:12 AM

Since you've now willingly been inside a man, has this experience opened up the rest of the playing field for you? Are buttholes just buttholes and mouths just mouths now or will you be more pro-active in fending off queers in the future?

ChiTown 07-14-2014 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10745776)
And the moral is...

You can chop down the entire forest, and they'll never call you a lumberjack. But get caught sucking one little dick and you're a one who sucks the penis for life.

Dinny

LMAO

Scorp 07-14-2014 08:26 AM

...
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...ps78d9b667.jpg

LoneWolf 07-14-2014 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 10745793)

Now I'd bang Fisty McTatt's pretty little mouth and let that moustache tickle my balls. He's the most feminine one in that picture.

beach tribe 07-14-2014 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10745776)
And the moral is...

You can chop down the entire forest, and they'll never call you a lumberjack. But get caught sucking one little dick and you're a one who sucks the penis for life.

Dinny

Gold, Jerry.

KC native 07-14-2014 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745506)
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745531)
Tell that to all of the manly men in this thread who want you, me and everyone to know the following things about them:
  1. They are not gay.
  2. They wouldn't share a bed with a man, ever.
  3. Without the word "my" preceding it, they will NEVER say the word penis.
  4. They're SO straight.
  5. If they had to look at another man's penis in order to save their child's life, they would kill themselves first so that the word gay doesn't show up on their tombstone.
Feel free to add more.

LMAO Yes, there are a lot of closet cases on CP.

KC native 07-14-2014 08:44 AM

and LMAO @ Jim Jones. It took a lot of balls (literally) to come to CP and post that.

ChiTown 07-14-2014 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10745821)
and LMAO @ Jim Jones. It took a lot of balls (literally) to come to CP and post that.

You don't actually believe him, do you?

Donger 07-14-2014 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10745818)
LMAO Yes, there are a lot of closet cases on CP.

There's nothing wrong with being revolted by homosexuality. In fact, it's perfectly natural to feel that way, by definition.

KC native 07-14-2014 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10745838)
You don't actually believe him, do you?

Suspension of disbelief

KC native 07-14-2014 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10745841)
There's nothing wrong with being revolted by homosexuality. In fact, it's perfectly natural to feel that way, by definition.

No.

Donger 07-14-2014 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10745845)
No.

No?

Buehler445 07-14-2014 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10745776)
And the moral is...

You can chop down the entire forest, and they'll never call you a lumberjack. But get caught sucking one little dick and you're a one who sucks the penis for life.

Dinny

Absolutely hilarious

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 10745838)
You don't actually believe him, do you?

I know it's fake. But I still am trying to convince myself it's legit. It's far funnier that way.


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