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LoneWolf 07-13-2014 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745057)
no food was eaten, but she/he did buy me a few drinks. maybe that was all part of the grand plan.

You can quit putting the she/he in your posts. It was a man you ****ed.

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 04:47 PM

http://i.imgur.com/LlyGVG0.gif

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:48 PM

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KcMizzou 07-13-2014 04:49 PM

I've been plenty drunk. Many, many times.

I've never been "Oh, she's a dude? Whatever." drunk.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10745078)
You can quit putting the she/he in your posts. It was a man you ****ed.

Just about to say this. Now referring to him as her. Lol.
You ****ed a dude. You didn't stop. You are a homo. End of story.

Cmd'r&Chief 07-13-2014 04:49 PM

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cf-dafuq.gif

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:51 PM

10:1 he sees him again.

Chief Faithful 07-13-2014 04:52 PM

Gay man born every day.

KcMizzou 07-13-2014 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745084)
You ****ed a dude. You didn't stop. You are a homo. End of story.

And that's fine.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:54 PM

I actually almost had this happen to me in Japan. Until the bartender says: "So, you like ladyboy?"

I sure as shit didn't say **** it.
I got the **** outta there.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10745091)
And that's fine.

NTTAWWT.

But don't claim to not be gay. That is 100% gay.

KcMizzou 07-13-2014 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745095)
NTTAWWT.

But don't claim to not be gay. That is 100% gay.

Exactly. OP just needs to accept it and deal with it.

Or this is just a troll thread that's too entertaining to leave alone.

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 05:00 PM

one on the right in both pics (thank god not one of the others)

apparently he's some go go dancer at tranny clubs. says he lives full time as a woman but i dunno what to believe. had hair dyed red or red wig last night but can't find a pic of that and he won't send me one.

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

http://s24.postimg.org/fr1tbcnph/rsz..._1_14_1009.jpg







fuk all of you. you'd all hit it if you didn't know it was a man and at least half would hit it even after knowing. i ain't the only one

KcMizzou 07-13-2014 05:02 PM

Are you Mac from "It's Always Sunny..." ?

beach tribe 07-13-2014 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745102)
one on the right in both pics (thank god not one of the others)

apparently he's some go go dancer at tranny clubs. says he lives full time as a woman but i dunno what to believe. had hair dyed red or red wig last night but can't find a pic of that and he won't send me one.

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

http://s24.postimg.org/fr1tbcnph/rsz..._1_14_1009.jpg








fuk all of you. you'd all hit it if you didn't know it was a man and at least half would hit it even after knowing. i ain't the only one

ROFL:LOL:
I'm ****in' dyin' over here.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10745106)
Are you Mac from "It's Always Sunny..." ?

"She's gettin' it removed, bro"

Rain Man 07-13-2014 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745057)
no food was eaten, but she/he did buy me a few drinks. maybe that was all part of the grand plan.

Well, in that case I think it's fine, because you were the woman in that situation.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 05:04 PM

ROFLROFL
Oh, shit that's a good laugh.

New World Order 07-13-2014 05:04 PM

Thread of the year

Tribal Warfare 07-13-2014 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745063)
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This

Cmd'r&Chief 07-13-2014 05:05 PM

http://38.media.tumblr.com/5e0eab8e5...5jcso1_400.gif

Fire Me Boy! 07-13-2014 05:07 PM

Someone needs to post that top pic in the Would You thread. ROFL

Valiant 07-13-2014 05:09 PM

Championship thread here.

well played.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 10745125)
Championship thread here.

well played.

This.
Very nice.
True or not.
Very funny.

LoneWolf 07-13-2014 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745102)
one on the right in both pics (thank god not one of the others)

apparently he's some go go dancer at tranny clubs. says he lives full time as a woman but i dunno what to believe. had hair dyed red or red wig last night but can't find a pic of that and he won't send me one.

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

http://s24.postimg.org/fr1tbcnph/rsz..._1_14_1009.jpg







fuk all of you. you'd all hit it if you didn't know it was a man and at least half would hit it even after knowing. i ain't the only one

He has hands as big as Andre the Giant's and his Adam's apple is as big as his balls. It's OK to admit you're gay. You're amongst friends here.

Mennonite 07-13-2014 05:13 PM

When the "chick" you're talking too has two wingmen who look like Meat Loaf - you may be talking to a tranny.

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10745134)
When the "chick" you're talking too has two wingmen who look like Meat Loaf - you may be talking to a tranny.

LmaoLmao

Tribal Warfare 07-13-2014 05:15 PM

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/70...opt_medium.gif

this would be me if it was a trap

suzzer99 07-13-2014 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745102)
one on the right in both pics (thank god not one of the others)

apparently he's some go go dancer at tranny clubs. says he lives full time as a woman but i dunno what to believe. had hair dyed red or red wig last night but can't find a pic of that and he won't send me one.

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

http://s24.postimg.org/fr1tbcnph/rsz..._1_14_1009.jpg

fuk all of you. you'd all hit it if you didn't know it was a man and at least half would hit it even after knowing. i ain't the only one

OMG I'm dying laughing. I used to live near Polk St. in SF where all the tranny hookers cruised. Some of them if you met in a bar you would never have any idea. This one would be laughed off the street.

I'm going to assume someone got a hold of your screen name while they knew you'd be out camping in the woods somewhere. On the off chance this is real I have to at least give you props for your unflinching honesty itt.

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10745134)
When the "chick" you're talking too has two wingmen who look like Meat Loaf - you may be talking to a tranny.


rofl

Katipan 07-13-2014 05:18 PM

I like his earrings.

JakeLV 07-13-2014 05:22 PM

Thought for sure this was gonna be from reddit somewhere.

58-4ever 07-13-2014 05:27 PM

This is all way too good to be true.

58-4ever 07-13-2014 05:28 PM

Mult for sure?

Easy 6 07-13-2014 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745074)
Oh, it was, bro. It was his 21st BD or something, and he was flaming.
First she told me he thought I was cute. Then she started hitting on me, and when she got drunk, she got down to brass tax.

Oh yes, the tax would've cost you dearly...

Baby Lee 07-13-2014 05:37 PM

Oh my gawd, Chandler

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...l&tid=10534525

suzzer99 07-13-2014 05:39 PM

OP - please rank in terms of hotness: http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/14/showbi...html?hpt=hp_c3

beach tribe 07-13-2014 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745144)
rofl

And I would do anything for love

BUT I WON'T DO THAT

Finally figured out what he meant in that song.

gblowfish 07-13-2014 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegas_Dave (Post 10744482)
You say you're not gay, but what straight man does this and then publicized it as well. Closet gay/bi the instant you didn't stop after you knew it was a dude... out of the closet when you hit post.

You should call Clayton...

Hell, the tranny who blew him might have been Clayton!

Baby Lee 07-13-2014 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745205)
And I would do anything for love

BUT I WON'T DO THAT

Finally figured out what he meant in that song.

ROFL - On Seinfeld's Comedians Getting Coffee in Cars, he interviews Howard Stern and tools him around NYC in a GTO Judge. Returning from the coffee shop, Howard looks at the car and says 'hey, I'm a Judge.'

This is about 15 minutes into the show. Jerry gives him the perfect stink eye and deadpans 'you figured that out?' It was delivered so sublimely [and yes, I'm using that word correctly here].

ROFL ROFLhttp://theoriginalwinger.com/wp-cont...-2-597x335.jpg

Baby Lee 07-13-2014 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 10745202)
OP - please rank in terms of hotness: http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/14/showbi...html?hpt=hp_c3

Well, I'm assuming since he's the only one still with a penis, I'm guessing he picks Chaz.

Tribal Warfare 07-13-2014 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10745221)
ROFL - On Seinfeld's Comedians Getting Coffee in Cars, he interviews Howard Stern and tools him around NYC in a GTO Judge. Returning from the coffee shop, Howard looks at the car and says 'hey, I'm a Judge.'

This is about 15 minutes into the show. Jerry gives him the perfect stink eye and deadpans 'you figured that out?' It was delivered so sublimely [and yes, I'm using that word correctly here].

ROFL ROFLhttp://theoriginalwinger.com/wp-cont...-2-597x335.jpg

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...Broflovski.png

Jews

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 06:01 PM

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=wwjinq&s=5

Discuss Thrower 07-13-2014 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10745221)
ROFL - On Seinfeld's Comedians Getting Coffee in Cars, he interviews Howard Stern and tools him around NYC in a GTO Judge. Returning from the coffee shop, Howard looks at the car and says 'hey, I'm a Judge.'

This is about 15 minutes into the show. Jerry gives him the perfect stink eye and deadpans 'you figured that out?' It was delivered so sublimely [and yes, I'm using that word correctly here].

ROFL ROFLhttp://theoriginalwinger.com/wp-cont...-2-597x335.jpg

Whoosh.

bevischief 07-13-2014 06:21 PM

Bend over bob come out the closet yet?

Whosurdaddy 07-13-2014 06:26 PM

A lot of overcompensating going on in here.

Buzz 07-13-2014 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745102)
one on the right in both pics (thank god not one of the others)

apparently he's some go go dancer at tranny clubs. says he lives full time as a woman but i dunno what to believe. had hair dyed red or red wig last night but can't find a pic of that and he won't send me one.

http://s24.postimg.org/a1lkr1hj9/rsz_1gallery.jpg

http://s24.postimg.org/fr1tbcnph/rsz..._1_14_1009.jpg







fuk all of you. you'd all hit it if you didn't know it was a man and at least half would hit it even after knowing. i ain't the only one




um, no, dude is a dude.

Buzz 07-13-2014 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whosurdaddy (Post 10745263)
A lot of overcompensating going on in here.

So your say'n you would?

Setsuna 07-13-2014 06:29 PM

Lmao wow. Any straight man can see that a mile away. I mean dude. Dang I'm sorry. Anyway. This is where it starts. That Doctor Who episode where Rose finds out that humans in the future screw everything and everyone. OP kicks it off.

Whosurdaddy 07-13-2014 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10745265)
So your say'n you would?

Nah, looks too much like your mom.

Buzz 07-13-2014 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whosurdaddy (Post 10745268)
Nah, looks too much like your mom.

That was my dad FREAK!

Setsuna 07-13-2014 06:37 PM

Man I'm getting sick and I didn't even do it.

Iconic 07-13-2014 06:40 PM

10/10 read
OP gives absolutely zero ****s lol.

Mennonite 07-13-2014 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 10745277)
10/10 read
OP gives absolutely zero ****s lol.

Oh he gives them alright. Just to dudes.

KCrockaholic 07-13-2014 06:48 PM

The dude with the devil horns is built pretty well. I wonder if he wears his wig in the gym.

gblowfish 07-13-2014 06:54 PM

"Hey for a chick, you got some pair of balls!" - Dice Clay

KcMizzou 07-13-2014 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10745304)
"Hey for a chick, you got some pair of balls!" - Dice Clay

You know how I know you're old?

:D

KCrockaholic 07-13-2014 06:56 PM

I do feel like this is something Clay would've done. Would've met off craigslist though.

Rain Man 07-13-2014 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745102)


So...is the one in the middle a woman? Or is that some other variation? I kind of like the hairstyle.

KcMizzou 07-13-2014 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10745348)
So...is the one in the middle a woman? Or is that some other variation? I kind of like the hairstyle.

Unless my detctor is way off.. that's an actual woman. I mean... born as a woman.

KCrockaholic 07-13-2014 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10745348)
So...is the one in the middle a woman? Or is that some other variation? I kind of like the hairstyle.

Every human in both pictures are all men.

booger 07-13-2014 07:20 PM

http://youtu.be/gaMS_5i0Bbs

Jim jones ain't dumb but he can't understand why she walks like a woman but talks like a man...

Rain Man 07-13-2014 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10745352)
Unless my detctor is way off.. that's an actual woman. I mean... born as a woman.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 10745354)
Every human in both pictures are all men.

This isn't helping.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10745352)
Unless my detctor is way off.. that's an actual woman. I mean... born as a woman.

"It's a man, baby"

KcMizzou 07-13-2014 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 10745354)
Every human in both pictures are all men.

Ehh, I don't think so.

Rain Man 07-13-2014 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10745359)
Ehh, I don't think so.

I want to believe.

KcMizzou 07-13-2014 07:22 PM

LMAO

So anyway... this is why I make it a point to stay out of these situations.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger (Post 10745356)
http://youtu.be/gaMS_5i0Bbs

Jim jones ain't dumb but he can't understand why she walks like a woman but talks like a man...

Cannot believe it took this long for Lola to make the thread.

Now, I'm not the world's most passionate man....

KCrockaholic 07-13-2014 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10745359)
Ehh, I don't think so.

Ok the one on the far right in on the dance floor thing might be a female, can't tell. But the rest are men. Including the one Rain man likes. I've been to drag shows before. For a friend.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 07:23 PM

LOLa

srvy 07-13-2014 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10745352)
Unless my detctor is way off.. that's an actual woman. I mean... born as a woman.

I dont like the neck and shoulder muscles. That one is sporten cockage.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 10745364)
Ok the one on the far right in on the dance floor thing might be a female, can't tell. But the rest are men. Including the one you like. I've been to drag shows before. For a friend.

I've been to Emerald City.
I've been on Pensacola Beach on Memorial Day.
Those is mens.
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KcMizzou 07-13-2014 07:26 PM

Welp, now I've creeped myself out, and am done with this thread.

booger 07-13-2014 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745363)
Cannot believe it took this long for Lola to make the thread.

Now, I'm not the world's most passionate man....

... But I ( JJ ) no what I am and I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola... Lmfao

beach tribe 07-13-2014 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10745368)
I dont like the neck and shoulder muscles. That one is sporten cockage.

I wish Colonel Angus were here to straighten all of this out.

But there is no Colonel Angus in this thread.

Rain Man 07-13-2014 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 10745364)
Ok the one on the far right in on the dance floor thing might be a female, can't tell. But the rest are men. Including the one Rain man likes. I've been to drag shows before. For a friend.

If there's one woman in the club, there could be others. Right? It's possible, right?

KCrockaholic 07-13-2014 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10745373)
If there's one woman in the club, there could be others. Right? It's possible, right?

Let's hope the one on the box in the far right is a woman then.

Tribal Warfare 07-13-2014 07:31 PM

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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/PGNiXGX2nLU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

almost forgot the obligatory Dead or Alive music videos

KcMizzou 07-13-2014 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10745373)
If there's one woman in the club, there could be others. Right? It's possible, right?

Sure. Lots of women hang out in places like that. There's a term for them... "f@g hags" is one.

Buzz 07-13-2014 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10745373)
If there's one woman in the club, there could be others. Right? It's possible, right?


Don't tell me your trying to forget the past. Hey, a mistake is a mistake, right?


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