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Scorp 07-13-2014 12:46 PM

Did she shoot her semen in your bottom?

Dante84 07-13-2014 12:48 PM

How'd ya finish?

ILChief 07-13-2014 12:48 PM

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srvy 07-13-2014 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744441)
We met in the bar and talked for a couple of hours, then went back to her/his place. Up to this point had no clue - granted was very drunk, but this tranny looks and sounds like a woman, no clue whatsoever that its not. Eventually went to her place and it was at that point, when we started gettin frisky, that the penii was revealed. She was about to go down on me and I was so drunk and horny that I just didn't give a fuk.

For someone who was to drunk and horny to care you sure remember a lot of the details.

http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/...7750-tumbl.gif

I'm afraid Im calling Hoeeeeeeeeee Moeeeeeeee on this .

Eleazar 07-13-2014 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 10744462)
Not too drunk to ****. Still kept it up after finding out it was a dude. ???

But says he's not teh ghey...

Discuss Thrower 07-13-2014 01:12 PM

What the **** is happening

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 10744526)
How'd ya finish?

jerked off on her ass

loochy 07-13-2014 01:25 PM

What is this I don't even.

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 01:31 PM

did it have a gunt?

Mennonite 07-13-2014 01:31 PM

Still less gay than the World Cup thread.

bevischief 07-13-2014 01:32 PM

WTF?

Bwana 07-13-2014 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10744585)
What the **** is happening

You are getting your chain yanked.

Donger 07-13-2014 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10744611)
Still less gay than the World Cup thread.

LMAO

Mennonite 07-13-2014 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 10744616)
You are getting your chain yanked.

By a dude...but you are too drunk to give a damn.


And yet, oddly enough, not too drunk to remember every bit of it in vivid detail.

New World Order 07-13-2014 01:36 PM

Did it smell?

Mennonite 07-13-2014 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 10744626)
Did it smell?

Well sure. Her nose wasn't the problem - it was her dick that was a little out of the ordinary.

Discuss Thrower 07-13-2014 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 10744616)
You are getting your chain yanked.

Well I mean at least my chain is getting touched by someone other than me for once.

srvy 07-13-2014 01:41 PM

We all can be duped but the second the dick popped through the barn door you run like the wind.

This reads like a post from the dude with the Howard Stern sig. Guy who has nothing better to do with the kiddo's at Chucky Cheese so he wanks off.

Seems like was poster(Confused) hope i didn't get that wrong.

Coochie liquor 07-13-2014 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744376)
i didn't get much of a good look at it, but it was fairly average sized from what i recall. maybe 5 inches

Not sure if call 5 inches average. Was it ReerunKC??

Bwana 07-13-2014 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 10744621)
By a dude...but you are too drunk to give a damn.


And yet, oddly enough, not too drunk to remember every bit of it in vivid detail.

Exactly, my only question is, is there anyone left buying into it? :hmmm:

Bwana 07-13-2014 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10744638)
We all can be duped but the second the dick popped through the barn door you run like the wind.

This reads like a post from the dude with the Howard Stern sig. Guy who has nothing better to do with the kiddo's at Chucky Cheese so he wanks off.

Seems like was poster(Confused) hope i didn't get that wrong.

Yes RIP.

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10744632)
Well I mean at least my chain is getting touched by someone other than me for once.

Jesus. You are one miserable ****.

I'm coming to pick you up. We'll take my Lesbaru out hoggin.

thabear04 07-13-2014 01:46 PM

Did both of you came at the same time.

Mennonite 07-13-2014 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 10744640)
Exactly, my only question is, is there anyone left buying into it? :hmmm:

It sounds perfectly believable to me.

Signed,

Eddie Murphy

p.s. I was just giving her a ride home!

Discuss Thrower 07-13-2014 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10744645)
Jesus. You are one miserable ****.

I'm coming to pick you up. We'll take my Lesbaru out hoggin.

Nah brah. Gottsta make some grilled cheese.

Big Smoke 07-13-2014 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10744657)
Nah brah. Gottsta make some grilled cheese.

Make me one too.

And make 1 that we can use as a lure.

Mennonite 07-13-2014 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10744657)
Nah brah. Gottsta make some grilled cheese.

Not even the cholesterol in fried dairy products will be able to clog the hole that is in this man's heart. :deevee:

Coochie liquor 07-13-2014 01:55 PM

I banged a Sasquatch last night. Didn't realize it was a Sasquatch until we got back to it's cave. I was too hopped up on mushrooms to care once I realized it was a Sasquatch. Woke up this morning next to Jim Jones, and I was wearing a condom....

Donger 07-13-2014 01:55 PM

I need to hem some pants. Does this seem right?

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Katipan 07-13-2014 01:59 PM

It's pretty high risk behavior for a tranny to not talk about his twig and berries prior to actually revealing his twig and berries.

Do you think you just give off that much of a safe vibe? Or is it a gay one?

Coochie liquor 07-13-2014 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10744673)
It's pretty high risk behavior for a tranny to not talk about his twig and berries prior to actually revealing his twig and berries.

Do you think you just give off that much of a safe vibe? Or is it a gay one?

I think the trannys gay-dar was going off when he was in the vicinity. And it might be hard for trannys to turn down some Jim Jones juice!!

aturnis 07-13-2014 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 10744486)
Around here it's the Tree Hugger's vehicle of choice.

http://foodandwinehedonist.files.wor...pg?w=600&h=600

B/c they recycle 100% of their waste.

aturnis 07-13-2014 02:07 PM

Jim Jones. Are you serious?

Baby Lee 07-13-2014 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 10744679)
I think the trannys gay-dar was going off when he was in the vicinity. And it might be hard for trannys to turn down some Jim Jones juice!!

Knockin' 'em dead since Disco

http://dailyactuality.com/wp-content...massacre_.jpeg

bevischief 07-13-2014 02:14 PM

So is this your coming out thread?

Coochie liquor 07-13-2014 02:15 PM

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I had no idea it was that kinda place....

Bwana 07-13-2014 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 10744640)
Exactly, my only question is, is there anyone left buying into it? :hmmm:

:eek:

It would seem so.

Baby Lee 07-13-2014 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bevischief (Post 10744700)
So is this your coming out thread?

Clearly it's his coming on thread.

srvy 07-13-2014 02:20 PM

Thread title should be.

I fudge packed a tranny last night. And he asked do you mind dick with your ass.

KCFalcon59 07-13-2014 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744600)
jerked off on her his ass

FYP

Chief_For_Life58 07-13-2014 02:20 PM

congrats on the secks

Donger 07-13-2014 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 10744684)
B/c they recycle 100% of their waste.

Isn't that just at one plant?

Hog's Gone Fishin 07-13-2014 02:29 PM

Fortunately this is something that will never be on my resume.

Ragged Robin 07-13-2014 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744395)
Did you have the God damned common courtesy to give it a reach-around?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744400)
I did not. But that probably would have been a nice gesture

selfish!

Mennonite 07-13-2014 02:32 PM

If anyone here is a fan of Breaking Bad, there was a pretty funny minisode about Hank hooking up with a tranny on his wedding day.

I can't post links yet, but it's on Youtube: Breaking Bad - Minisode 2 (2009) VOSTFR - Wedding Day

Worth a watch if you missed it.

aturnis 07-13-2014 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744751)
Isn't that just at one plant?

Dunno. You should look it up for me! :D

Donger 07-13-2014 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 10744818)
Dunno. You should look it up for me! :D

Already did. It's just the plant in Indiana.

But, it just goes to show that good marketing works.

aturnis 07-13-2014 02:51 PM

Are there any other plants in north America?

Tribal Warfare 07-13-2014 02:54 PM

I'm surprised that no one has made an Ultra Peanut/ Psychosis reference yet

Easy 6 07-13-2014 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10744555)
For someone who was to drunk and horny to care you sure remember a lot of the details.

http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/...7750-tumbl.gif

I'm afraid Im calling Hoeeeeeeeeee Moeeeeeeee on this .

I was thinking the same thing, this may well be a big swing for the thread making fences, a HOC bid from the noob.

But what if its true and he actually just found a big swing?

Donger 07-13-2014 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 10744828)
Are there any other plants in north America?

No.

aturnis 07-13-2014 03:24 PM

How many more?

Donger 07-13-2014 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 10744902)
How many more?

One here and one in Taiwan. There are five in Japan.

Rain Man 07-13-2014 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 10744902)
How many more?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744922)
One here and one in Taiwan. There are five in Japan.

When I open the thread and see these as the two most recent responses, I get a very different picture of Donger than my existing one.

Rain Man 07-13-2014 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744362)
I fugged a tranny last night, ask me anything


Who bought dinner?

Donger 07-13-2014 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10744931)
When I open the thread and see these as the two most recent responses, I get a very different picture of Donger than my existing one.

LMAO

aturnis 07-13-2014 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744922)
One here and one in Taiwan. There are five in Japan.

So it is the only one in North America?

aturnis 07-13-2014 03:48 PM

I'm assuming most american hippies believe the Subaru they buy is made at the Indiana plant... Though that may not be true(not sure what they put out), it's understandable.

Randallflagg 07-13-2014 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744362)
go ahead



Was Scott Pioli in town?

Donger 07-13-2014 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 10744965)
So it is the only one in North America?

I already answered that.

Donger 07-13-2014 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 10744966)
I'm assuming most american hippies believe the Subaru they buy is made at the Indiana plant... Though that may not be true(not sure what they put out), it's understandable.

They probably are, but most Subarus aren't anywhere near the most fuel-efficient in their respective class to begin with.

Like I said, marketing.

Baby Lee 07-13-2014 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10744980)
They probably are, but most Subarus aren't anywhere near the most fuel-efficient in their respective class to begin with.

Like I said, marketing.

It's the Birkencar.

Discuss Thrower 07-13-2014 03:56 PM

Also, filter evasion in the title.

LoneWolf 07-13-2014 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 10744684)
B/c they recycle 100% of their waste.

They should buy a BMW manufactured in Greeneville, SC. They also recycle 100% of their waste.

KcMizzou 07-13-2014 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10744933)
Who bought dinner?

:hmmm:

Rain Man, always asking the important questions.

Predarat 07-13-2014 04:03 PM

Why didn't you cut the damn thing off?

Mennonite 07-13-2014 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10744933)
Who bought dinner?


Jim Jones did. Coincidentally, he ordered salmon but the waitress brought him coq au vin.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:26 PM

When I was bartending, I had older woman ask me to come home with her, and if her son, who was seated right next to her, could join in.

Easy 6 07-13-2014 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745026)
When I was bartending, I had older woman ask me to come home with her, and if her son, who was seated right next to her, could join in.

So how'd it go?





:D

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10745034)
So how'd it go?





:D

I knew that was coming as soon as I hit submit.
Ever see the doom generation?

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10744555)
For someone who was to drunk and horny to care you sure remember a lot of the details.

http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/...7750-tumbl.gif

I'm afraid Im calling Hoeeeeeeeeee Moeeeeeeee on this .


"too drunk and horny to care" doesn't mean "I was so wasted that I had no idea what was going on"

I was fully aware of what was before me, and at that point had enough liquor in me and had blue balls to the point where I was going to screw this hot she/he regardless.

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10744933)
Who bought dinner?

no food was eaten, but she/he did buy me a few drinks. maybe that was all part of the grand plan.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:37 PM

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beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:38 PM

"You're gun is digging into my hip"

Lex Luthor 07-13-2014 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744441)
We met in the bar and talked for a couple of hours, then went back to her/his place. Up to this point had no clue - granted was very drunk, but this tranny looks and sounds like a woman, no clue whatsoever that its not. Eventually went to her place and it was at that point, when we started gettin frisky, that the penii was revealed. She was about to go down on me and I was so drunk and horny that I just didn't give a fuk.

Hold on a minute, Sparky.

The penis was revealed. THEN he went down on you, and AFTER that you butt ****ed him? You butt ****ed a man?

And now you're telling everyone about it?

This is definitely a coming out of the closet thread. The man had tits, but he's still a man. You had sex with a man, and you've already said you don't regret it. It's only a matter of time before you come completely out of the closet and start sucking every dick you can.

:facepalm:

Easy 6 07-13-2014 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10745051)
Ever see the doom generation?

Nope.

But I bet that wasnt her son.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:42 PM

Spoiler!

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 04:44 PM

just got the tranny's facebook link. cringing so fukin hard right now looking at these pics. looked way more passable last night. still probably looks better than most of the chicks ive banged recently, but obviously a man if you are looking at her through sober eyes.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 10745070)
Nope.

But I bet that wasnt her son.

Oh, it was, bro. It was his 21st BD or something, and he was flaming.
First she told me he thought I was cute. Then she started hitting on me, and when she got drunk, she got down to brass tax.

beach tribe 07-13-2014 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10745073)
just got the tranny's facebook link. cringing so fukin hard right now looking at these pics. looked way more passable last night. she's still OK in the pics, but obviously a man. fawwwwwwwwk.

One of my buddies got blown a lil while back and sent me a pic right after it happened.
MFer had a 5'0clock shadow. It was Hilarious.

Oh, and let's see the pics, f@g.


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