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chiefzilla1501 07-13-2014 08:00 PM

Topical humor

So what…. did you Putin his butt?
Was it Messi?
Was he spanish? If so, did you give him an el BJ?
Did you start to feel Melo the day after? I'm sure Melo was weirded out by that.

Fire Me Boy! 07-13-2014 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10745406)
I would have shot it off and then pureed the remains in a Ninja professional before feeding them to a stray cat and then giving it a bowl of antifreeze


You'd get a smoother purée with a Vitamix.

srvy 07-13-2014 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Jones (Post 10744362)
go ahead

Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 10745202)
OP - please rank in terms of hotness: http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/14/showbi...html?hpt=hp_c3


fuk it. ..id smash number 2.

Jim Jones 07-13-2014 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10745433)
Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?

nah it was pretty slick, i don't quite remember but i'm assuming he lubed himself up

lobsterfoe 07-13-2014 08:16 PM

Sometimes I like to go to McDonalds, bend over sideways, and stick french fries in my ass.

Bowser 07-13-2014 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by lobsterfoe (Post 10745447)
Sometimes I like to go to McDonalds, bend over sideways, and stick french fries in my ass.

Have you met Jim Jones?

lobsterfoe 07-13-2014 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 10745452)
Have you met Jim Jones?

No, but he sounds like a classy lady.

PackerinMo 07-13-2014 09:19 PM

This thread is great comedy.

Canofbier 07-13-2014 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Whosurdaddy (Post 10745263)
A lot of overcompensating going on in here.

Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

Canofbier 07-13-2014 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10745505)
This thread is great comedy.

This too.

Rams Fan 07-13-2014 09:27 PM

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srvy 07-13-2014 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10745506)
Hah, exactly what I was thinking. I've never understood the extreme reaction people have to stuff like this. If it does it for you, great; if it's not your thing, A-OK. Where is all the "OMG GONNA BARF PUSSY-FLAVORED VOMIT BRB" coming from? Nobody's going to suspect anything about your sexuality because you clicked on this thread, and seeing a transsexual without feeling revulsion doesn't make you "a homo".

Made me raise an eyebrow.

Dunerdr 07-13-2014 09:28 PM

I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos.

Bowser 07-13-2014 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr (Post 10745521)
I've been a avoiding this thread because of the number of posts in the short amount of time. From the outside looking in I imagine it like planet of the apes, a lot of chimp howling, a few gorilla grunts, and poo being thrown everywhere in mass chaos.

TL;DRTHREAD

This sums it up nicely....

http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Gay-Really_Gay.gif


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