April fools repository
 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">With 8 AI arms at your disposal, what&#39;s the first thing you’re doing in the Razer Cthulhu? Discover how the ultimate gaming chair can lend a hand (or eight): <a href="https://t.co/1xKJJMAccs">https://t.co/1xKJJMAccs</a> <a href="https://t.co/HsAtMhTvbM">pic.twitter.com/HsAtMhTvbM</a></p>&mdash; R Λ Z Ξ R (@Razer) <a href="https://twitter.com/Razer/status/1774512049986449692?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 31, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

*Opens up thread tools*

- Clicks ignore thread.

My day is now 10% better.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Introducing NERDS<br><br>On the occasion of CERN’s 70th anniversary, the Organization will change its name to ‘Network of Experiments for Research and Development in Society (NERDS). The name change comes as a result of reflecting our new role in society and encapsulates the nature of… <a href="https://t.co/RAYZbyUaxM">pic.twitter.com/RAYZbyUaxM</a></p>&mdash; CERN (@CERN) <a href="https://twitter.com/CERN/status/1774701141520941355?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Rashee Rice

I bet he set this whole thing up as an elaborate April Fools joke.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="fr" dir="ltr">Joyeux mois de la Draft, fans de la NFL ! <a href="https://t.co/0BZJIS8LQU">pic.twitter.com/0BZJIS8LQU</a></p>&mdash; Sunday Night Football on NBC (@SNFonNBC) <a href="https://twitter.com/SNFonNBC/status/1774784305253724320?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Justin Reid “retired”

Ty x-factor Rowen should be admired for being authentic white

<samp class="EmbedCode-container"><code class="EmbedCode-code"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">�� BLACK SWAN EVENT!!!��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BITCOIN?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BITCOIN</a> CRASHING ⚠️ <a href="https://t.co/Z3SpvJ23cE">pic.twitter.com/Z3SpvJ23cE</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Svenson (@KevinSvenson_) <a href="https://twitter.com/KevinSvenson_/status/1774772537211113568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> </code></samp>

I woke up in bed with Billay after a passionate night of love making.

I thought we might be gay, but he said April Fool’s. Great prank. I was worried there for a second.

You're supposed to post things that didnt happen bro

Oh shit.

If my wife is reading this, that totally didn’t happen.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What an amazing day! <a href="https://twitter.com/elon?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@elon</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffBezos?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JeffBezos</a>, AND <a href="https://twitter.com/richardbranson?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@richardbranson</a> all called to offer me a free trip to SPACE! I don’t know which one to accept or all three! I will have to check my calendar. Thanks, guys! And now <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffProbst?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JeffProbst</a> called &amp; asked me to be on <a href="https://twitter.com/survivorcbs?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@survivorcbs</a> ! What a CRAZY…</p>&mdash; Homer Hickam (@realhomerhickam) <a href="https://twitter.com/realhomerhickam/status/1774817256876265638?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 1, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


But truthfully, if one person deserves to go to space, it's Homer Hickam.

Many of you have seen the movie, But you need to read the book

I’m glad you two reconciled after you waited at Best Buy all summer for Deandre Hopkins

She took me back on the condition that I stop engaging in intercourse with members of ChiefsPlanet dot com.

This marriage is a prison.