What is the Worst Kind of Shit?
 

Please support your response with relevant examples.

Blumpkin

For me...really hot foods.

They make me sit on the stool hoping I don't poop.

This thread.

Example A: This thread

Worst? The shit of 1001 wipes. The kinds of shits where no matter how much you wipe your ass, you just. Can't. Seem. To. Get. Your. Asshole. CLEAN!

On the opposite end of the spectrum is the clean poopie, where you wipe once, see nothing on the paper, and give a quick fist pump.

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The worst kind is when you have to shit you're 5 minutes away from home but traffic is slow as ****

The best kind: You running down the crack of your mother's ass.

This x100

The kind of shits you get when you have a stomach bug and still decide to play beer pong.

Both ends.

College was full of learning experiences.

But I'm here ain't I? Are you referencing the "best part of me"?

I do think you've been cheated.

2014 Kansas City Chiefs offseason.

The Tabasco enema shit.

The kind that feels like you're pissing brown stuff out of your ass crack. Then when you go for the whipe, it becomes impossible to get it clean. You give up eventually and have rot-ass the rest of the day that starts itching a couple hours later.