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WHAT KIND OF GOD ARE YOU? |
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Be careful what dialect you choose though. You go with a dung beetle accent and everyone will think you're just talking shit. |
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Yeah I watched the progression of earth thingy on here. I remember the giant bugs. Working outside I have pulled many ticks crawling or embedded in me they get the hot engine hood of the work truck treatment. |
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Not actual flies. Flies worship me. |
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Soon that bug will be develop a following of other bugs after telling tales of an imaginary man that loves all bugs, he will be crucified for his beliefs about the greatness of this man and then for centuries the believers of this bug and his tales about the imaginary man will wait outside grocery stores and shopping malls handing out pamphlets that nobody wants.
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Good news/bad news. The bad news is that you may be Beelzebub. The good news is that William Golding probably owes you millions in royalties. |
There's only one problem with your theory - this bug, the one who received direct revelation of your existence, can't communicate with other bugs. Your stature as a supreme being will not last beyond its already short lifespan.
Furthermore, even if he can communicate, he's probably too embarrassed to tell the other insects that he got himself turned upside down somehow. That has to rank pretty highly on the list of ways for an insect to embarrass himself. It would be like getting your head stuck in a chair. |
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All Rain Man has to do is provide him with a little book and a tiny pencil so he can jot his story down. That should keep his swarm from doubting his word for at least a couple of thousand years, right? Quote:
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Is your religion one where the bugs can depict you in drawings?
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I love this place.
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