-- The Biggest Ass in Brazil (I guess, NSFW?)
 

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Discuss-

Ever been to Brazil? Not even close

ROFL

Would you hit it red?

LMAO

I mean, probably?

I don't like those jumbo fingernails tho.

When I fathom how large of a turd she shats, I'm not at all certain I'd 'hit it'

Based on the first minute of the video, I see bigger ones every weekend at Guitar Center.

Big fat asses are gross

I think I agree!

Don't give VICE clicks/views. They're scum.

Never found that over sized ass look attractive at all. Take a look at female volleyball players if you want to see some Grade A, USDA approved, perfectly marbled nice ass.

Blue collar white guys in the midwest like small asses? Damn I figured they would like a Big African Amazon Fat ass Blopping up in down on their Cutlass sitting on 22's

That’s right perfect ass

I bet that ass stinks. Like how the hell does she reach around and wipe that butt after a poop? I wipe my ass with a roll of TP on the end of a stick. No thank you!!

You gotta go to Brazil for this?
I don’t get it.
Set

It’s fine.

She doesn’t want to sleep with you either.

When Westinghouse Nuclear would go to Brazil, the woman would follow the guys from the beach to the hotel room. Usually about 3 women and they would fight to come into the hotel room. Made the guys feel so cheap and used. It was like being a dude and getting treated like a homecoming queen.

Brazil may have its share of big asses, but I know in my heart that Birmingham is the big ass capital of the US. Maybe the world.

It's the Land of Our Citizens Crab Walk Sideways Through Doorways.

FAX

Gosh, that sounds terrible. I hate being desired.

pretty sure the giant-ass capital of america is right here in southeast kansas.

It was brutal. Getting chased around by a bunch of ladies that would put Tom’s wife to shame. Only time most of the guys had been treated the way they deserved to be treated. The bad part is they would answer the phone in the hotel room. The guys had to tell their wife’s that’s how the maids do it in Rio.

Sounds like we're in a rare agreement between the two of us CJ.

Round here they ain’t no rolling on 22s. It’s Super Swampers, Country music and a cooler of Ice Cold Beer.

Esto.