Am I gay?

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Brad is a gay name

Are you Brad from State Farm

Ok Brad...

Ellen DeGeneres, Joy Behar and Tutti from Facts of Life

You gotta **** one, marry one, and kill one... GO!

i won't do marry **** kills based on the fact their all horrible

How many dildos can you fit in your ass at once

Purple ribbed ones

who's your favorite Chuef?

Do I have to pay a certain amount of money for every question I ask?

It;s 2:41 AM Are you ****ing awake!

Why are you?

Are you a black dude? If so, your moms sucked on your nuts? Is that your mom’s job....sucking your nuts? Is that how she supported you and your family growing up? If so, how much did you pay her per testicle? Would you like to talk about it? If not, have you ever been in a black dude? Have you ever had a black dude in you? If not, would you like either to happen?

If you had sexual intercourse with George Strait, would it make you less gay because his last name is “Strait?”

You were given the chance to redeem yourself and you blew it. The correct answer would have been:

Sex = Tootie - still looks pretty good
Marry = Ellen - she's stinky rich
Kill = Joy Behar - watch the view for 5 minutes

So, now that we've re-confirmed your sexual preference towards men let's get back to the questions.

You're getting ready to have a threesome with Milo and Neil Patrick Harris when you go for a final round of drinks before moving to the mirrored ceiling bedroom.

When you check your LiFoam xtra strength cooler you realize there's only one blueberry wine cooler left and you don't want to break the mood by running to the store for more.

Milo is already drunk but you know that bitch will leave if he isn't given the blueberry wine cooler. Neil Patrick Harris keeps checking his cell phone and seems unsure about the situation but you're certain that one more wine cooler will loosen him up enough for the big night. Neil will need the full blueberry wine cooler to seal the deal however so splitting it between the two isn't an option.

What's your strategy?

Are still in Houston working at Lowes?

It's 3:42am I'm awake

You are a late night regular. Working?

It's my one night off this week. But tomorrow I'll work 7p to 3am I'll have 70+ hours this week and 35 of that will be overtime and I'll work another 70+ hours next week same pay period.

Yikes. I've been on a "midnight shift" lately so my sleep patterns are messed.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Some of you guys are just killing me in this thread!

ROFL

Tell me about it it ****s with you hard. Time change ****s me over with the sun setting later I wake up early so I just started going in work earlier. I still get held over in the mornings but I'm racking up the hours.

EDave I am gay

If I say mali, do you say bu?

Does he have license to employ Pied Piper's algorithm?

What ever happened to becoming an oil roughneck in the wild Canadian north?

Would you have a soapy tub man titty whack off session with Danny De Vito?

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I don't know. I think Danny De Vito has grown into one giant man boob. Can you do that with one giant man boob?

If you stretch beforehand.

What was your reaction the first time you slept with a man? How does that compare to your reaction when you sleep with a man now?

how come when I cook a pound of bacon, so much weight disappears?

They could make it a pound of COOKED bacon...

WTF is going on here?

1. didn't take the oil rig job
2.favorite chuefs DT,Okaye,paul palmer,Mahomes,priest,Tony g., Bill Kenny and Eric Berry.
3. I didn't get this question but least fav. chuefs Todd Blackledge, Matt cassel, The kicker that shall not be named, Burntee, eric winston.
4.Still working at lowes. Good job.

You reach your go fund me goal?

Pussy, asshole or tube sock?

You still doing the Brad E report?

Who's your favorite Marvel/DC movie character?

Big Gay Brad - Did you and your boyfriend have a good weekend?

dang Brad. 11 years on this board, and I'm just now learning you are gay. My question is, have you been gay the entire time or is it sort of something new for you?

I'd say Eric Berry is my favorite too!

Paul Palmer? The CHIEF who got suspended for conduct detrimental to the team and pretty much sucked being a first round pick? Why the hell is Paul Palmer one of your favorites? Doesn't make sense.:shake: Please explain. Still have his jersey?

Do you spit or swallow?

Hey big nasty,


I believe than almost every negative has a positive if you look for it. Given your physical challenges, what do you think the "best" thing would be? It's a serious question. Do you feel you have a super power or gift or insight that you wouldn't have without your challenge.

When Peebag comes over to mow the lawn, do you pay him in crack or just let him suck your dick?

Has anyone asked if he is gay yet?