Should Single Men Own Cat(s)?
 

This topic came up at the bar last night.

My take - Single guy owning a cat = Beta and should not happen.

There are some extenuating circumstances by which one might end up with a cat. Dead Wife, Girlfriend, Mom, Sister.

But if a single guy actually makes the effort to get a cat as a pet? Unacceptable.

I knew the final word could be found here on CP. This place is a bastion of what is right.

What kind of beta actually gives a shit about this?

No one owns a cat, Beta.

Sure, why not?

If you use Alpha and Beta….you aren’t an Alpha.

Very strange how old man masculinity works. That somehow a cat is gay. I think a dog is more gay. A dog will follow you everywhere you go, worship you despite you treating it like shit. A cat is independent and does not require someone to baby it or to be clingy with it.

I can go on a vacation and go cat shit in that and eat that. Ill be back in a week. Peace out. Dogs are much much more work and need constant attention.

Only if he is gay.

I have two cats and could easily **** your mom

Do you think ajhzhdjdj6xxxxxx9sjjsjwksk owns a cat?

Only betas think something is a beta behavior.

Wut

His only way of getting pussy.

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If you live in a large home or on a decent sized plot of land, cats have great benefits in terms of controlling insects and pests like rodents. They patrol everywhere, including places you rarely go or can't reach. They see and hear things you never could. They're also funny, good companions, and women love them.