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BN 2/9 07-10-2004 12:02 PM

Lincoln & Kennedy----Amayzing!!!
 
Lincoln & Kennedy

Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected president in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White
House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Here is an interesting one...

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by southerners.

Both were succeeded by southerners.

Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born
in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born
in 1939.

Both assassins were known by three names.

Both names contain fifteen letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And last but not least...

A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot; he was in Marilyn Monroe.

Saulbadguy 07-10-2004 12:04 PM

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm

KcMizzou 07-10-2004 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

heh.. saw that comin'

whoman69 07-10-2004 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

I think the article is too dismissing pointing things out as mere coincidence. That many coincidences are scary. If its just a coincidence that two presidents elected a century apart were both elected first to congress a century apart, name one other such coincidence.

tk13 07-10-2004 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

Eh, that's a pretty long-winded lame explanation. "Well, uh, they're all just coincidences because of chance." Well... duh! That's the whole point.

Saulbadguy 07-10-2004 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by tk13
Eh, that's a pretty long-winded lame explanation. "Well, uh, they're all just coincidences because of chance." Well... duh! That's the whole point.

Well, some of the coincidences are just wrong, too.

tk13 07-10-2004 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy
Well, some of the coincidences are just wrong, too.

Yeah a few are, but that's just people being picky. :D

J Diddy 07-10-2004 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy
Well, some of the coincidences are just wrong, too.

yes, but inaccuracy is ok in that is used to set up the punch line at the end

:)

teedubya 07-10-2004 04:40 PM

and both got murdered because of introducing non-interest bearing Greenbucks into the economy to thwart the efforts of the international banking elite from taking over control of all commerce, fuel and food industries... Lincoln and Kennedy failed.

and the very interesting proof of this...

http://www.prolognet.qc.ca/clyde/pres.htm

Jenson71 07-10-2004 04:50 PM

If you really look into it, I bet I have some amazing connections with Lincoln as well.

First off, his name was Abraham, and my name isn't, but I read about some guy in the bible named Abraham. And I read that part on a Friday (the day Lincoln was shot!!!)

Lincoln was shot in the head and as a baby, I was dropped on my head.

Abraham Lincoln was around 6'6" tall and wore a top hat and if I wore a big enough top hat, I could look 6'6" tall.

Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater, and I once drove a Ford to a movie theater.

Lincoln was shot by a southerner and I have been to Florida once.

Lincoln was the 16th president, and I am 16 years old.

Lincoln has 7 letters in it and if you take the initial of my first name and add it to my last, it equals 7.

alpha_omega 07-10-2004 05:03 PM

At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.

Phobia 07-10-2004 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by alpha_omega
At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.

You know what's crazy? Both his names have 7 letters and he was caught in a theater after running from a whorehouse.

Ultra Peanut 07-10-2004 05:10 PM

I very rarely give negative rep, but I felt I had to do something about this thread.

Bowser 07-10-2004 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
I very rarely give negative rep, but I felt I had to do something about this thread.

Now I feel special!!


:)

Ultra Peanut 07-10-2004 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser
Now I feel special!!


:)

What?

Pitt Gorilla 07-10-2004 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by alpha_omega
At first glance at the title, I thought this thread was about that Raider loser Lincoln Kennedy.

Dammit, I was beat to the Lincoln Kennedy joke...

Phobia 07-10-2004 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla
Dammit, I was beat to the Lincoln Kennedy joke...

Lucky for you, huh?

RINGLEADER 07-10-2004 08:16 PM

I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot

Phobia 07-10-2004 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by RINGLEADER
I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot

Yeah. Denise is plotting extending that streak at this very moment.

Ultra Peanut 07-10-2004 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Yeah. Denise is plotting extending that streak at this very moment.

You know, withholding information is a federal offense...

Skip Towne 07-10-2004 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
What?

You heard him the first time. STFU. And get rid of that stupid avatar. We want the cute little tiger back.

teedubya 07-11-2004 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by RINGLEADER
I always thought it was an interesting (if unfortunate) coincidence that all the presidents since William Harrison in 1840 who were elected in a "zero" year (1840, 1860, 1880, 1900. 1920. 1940. 1960. 1980) were all either shot and/or died while occupying the office of the presidency.

1840 (1841): Harrison dies of pneumonia
1860 (1865): Lincoln assassinated
1880 (1881): Garfield assassinated
1900 (1901): McKinley assassinated
1920 (1923): Harding dies of food poisoning
1940 (1945): Roosevelt dies of illness
1960 (1963): Kennedy assassinated
1980 (1981): Reagan shot

Damn, there is still a couple month left to continue the trend!! Come on psychos there is still time!!!

Ugly Duck 07-11-2004 01:06 AM

And Lincoln Kennedy just announced his retirement today.....

J Diddy 07-11-2004 01:11 AM

amazingly enough I saw a penny that had abe on it just today.

FloridaChief 07-11-2004 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck
And Lincoln Kennedy just announced his retirement today.....

And I just learned to spell "retirement" today! Proof positive that Lincoln, Kennedy, Lincoln Kennedy, and myself were all fathered by the same alien!

Gosh almighty!

teedubya 07-11-2004 01:19 AM

I just looked in my wallet... and there is a 5 dollar bill... lo and behold... Abe. Damn, this is spooky. Im going to bed.

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 01:48 AM

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You heard him the first time. STFU. And get rid of that stupid avatar. We want the cute little tiger back.

What?

KcMizzou 07-11-2004 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
What?

Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?

J Diddy 07-11-2004 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou
Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?

Or the Fonz's cousin, chachi(sp)

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou
Who is that in the av, anyway.... is that the "Charles in Charge" guy?

BOW BEFORE SCOTT BAIO!!!!!!!

http://www.mortystv.com/showcards/ch...t_baio_low.jpg

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OTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIOSCOTT BAIO

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/pho...ammedcosby.jpg

Scott Baio

KcMizzou 07-11-2004 02:05 AM

:eek: Well, alrighty then...

I'll be going now...

J Diddy 07-11-2004 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou
:eek: Well, alrighty then...

I'll be going now...

No kidding.

KcMizzou 07-11-2004 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy
No kidding.

ROFL

Meh, he's harmless.


I think.

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:08 AM

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ROFL

Meh, he's harmless.


I think.


Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:09 AM

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE BAIO

tk13 07-11-2004 02:11 AM

If I ever become a TV exec, I've said for years now that my first action will be to recruit Tony Danza and Scott Baio and combine their forces to make the single greatest situational comedy in television history, "Who's in Charge?"

KcMizzou 07-11-2004 02:11 AM

I imagine this is something like what the people who use sign language to communicate with to Koko the gorilla go through...

J Diddy 07-11-2004 02:12 AM

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...8/018_2965.jpg

Fairplay 07-11-2004 02:14 AM

These are old facts, nothing new. Interesting though.

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay
These are old facts, nothing new. Interesting though.

THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.

Fairplay 07-11-2004 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.



What about corndogs?

J Diddy 07-11-2004 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
THE BAIO once had sex with a koala, then fed it a cheeseburger.

I heard that, but I heard it was with a squirrel.

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:23 AM

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What about corndogs?
These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

<img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P00297.JPG" style="width: 150px; height: 193px; border: 0" alt="" />

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy
I heard that, but I heard it was with a squirrel.

Unequivocally false.

J Diddy 07-11-2004 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/imag...sts/P00297.JPG

Dude Kid and Play are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY cooler than Scott Baio


You can not be serious.:cuss:

Fairplay 07-11-2004 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
These guys are almost as cool as THE BAIO:

<img src="http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/sn_legacy/addict/AMG_images/artists/P00297.JPG" style="width: 150px; height: 193px; border: 0" alt="" />



The BAIO is IT!!!!

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:36 AM

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Dude Kid and Play are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY cooler than Scott Baio


You can not be serious.:cuss:


J Diddy 07-11-2004 02:39 AM



I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you.

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy
I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you.

Just last week I had a reporter tell me that my constituents must be very sophisticated to understand such concepts.

Fairplay 07-11-2004 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
Just last week I had a reporter tell me that my constituents must be very sophisticated to understand such concepts.



Something like that.

KcMizzou 07-11-2004 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy
I don't understand the language but somehow I feel that it is from the people who persecute you.

I'll have you know... Psicosis would never participate in teh mansechs....


unless it was with the Charles in Charge dude...

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:45 AM

You mean you wouldn't?

I mean, come on. It's THE BAIO.

Fairplay 07-11-2004 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Psicosis
You mean you wouldn't?

I mean, come on. It's THE BAIO.



Its the BAIO!!

J Diddy 07-11-2004 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou
I'll have you know... Psicosis would never participate in teh mansechs....


unless it was with the Charles in Charge dude...

Dude Joannie loves Chachi.

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:47 AM

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Fairplay 07-11-2004 02:47 AM

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Dude Joannie loves Chachi.



Psicosis loves BAIO!

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 02:48 AM

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KcMizzou 07-11-2004 02:49 AM

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Conclusion:

Getchasum today!

Fairplay 07-11-2004 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou
Getchasum today!



Only every other Thursday.

Demonpenz 07-11-2004 03:18 AM

yeah but how good of a president would lincoln be if he was 5'1

Ultra Peanut 07-11-2004 03:25 AM

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yeah but how good of a president would lincoln be if he was 5'1
Salient point.

teedubya 07-11-2004 07:23 AM

Scott GAY-O

Baby Lee 07-11-2004 07:45 AM

You gotta credit THE BAIO with working his way inside Pammy Anderson, when he was already past-prime in H-Wood, and BEFORE Tommy stretched that shit out.

Wah, wah, wah!!!

Baby Lee 07-11-2004 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by tk13
If I ever become a TV exec, I've said for years now that my first action will be to recruit Tony Danza and Scott Baio and combine their forces to make the single greatest situational comedy in television history, "Who's in Charge?"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101041/

Take a glance at 'Mickey Campbell' and 'James Halbrook.'

KcMizzou 08-09-2004 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I don't see what's so disturbing about this...

ROFL I was just looking for that...

tk13 08-09-2004 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101041/

Take a glance at 'Mickey Campbell' and 'James Halbrook.'

Wow, what a wasted opportunity.

Rain Man 08-09-2004 06:20 PM

The truth is, I never thought that Scott Baio was any more talented than his brother Jimmy.

Jenson71 08-09-2004 06:20 PM

I'm still praying Joe Pesci and Danny DeVito make a movie together someday.

Raiderhater 08-09-2004 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
I don't see what's so disturbing about this...



By a normal person's standards this would raise an eyebrow or two.

But by Psi's standards you are correct, pretty much par for the course.

Thig Lyfe 08-10-2004 09:19 AM

That's.... interesting....

Baby Lee 08-10-2004 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jenson71
I'm still praying Joe Pesci and Danny DeVito make a movie together someday.

Maybe a remake of 'Under the Rainbow?' ROFL ROFL

Thig Lyfe 01-01-2005 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz
yeah but how good of a president would lincoln be if he was 5'1

Then Booth would have missed with his shot and none of this would be applicable.

Thig Lyfe 06-06-2005 12:04 PM

In retrospect... this thread makes a lot more sense.

Pink Paradise 2010 11-02-2009 10:23 AM

wow, thats not creepy at all....lol...

Aries Walker 01-18-2011 12:15 AM

It's really too late to say anything about John Wilkes Booth, isn't it?

RalphDormanci 01-18-2011 10:23 AM

Whats up?!?!
 
Whats up??!

RalphDormanci 01-18-2011 10:24 AM

Things nice?!?!
 
Talk to me ?!?!

Simply Red 12-10-2011 11:27 PM

this has been proven inaccurate.

spammer222222 12-18-2011 07:11 PM

ololo000
 
not undestand somethings from that..

Nonforgo 12-19-2011 05:26 AM

that right
 
yes, that right my friend :)


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