HAHAHa.. my son turned on SAP. Awesome.

¿Tocar el boton SAP?

jajajaja

PUNK HAS TILL FIVE

Those two are good together. Not quite Punk-Burke (COME BACK BLACK POPE), Punk-Morrison, or Punk-Jericho, but good.

That was neat. Four young guys with a chance to be stars, plus a Samoan who resembles Paul Wight. I think Punk was the oldest guy in the ring there.

ROFL @ Santino's face.

Continuity alert!

SANTINO FACEMASK

"Thank God. I mean, you're lucky they play my music!"

I shoot lasers from my ass, like Ima 8 years old


ROFL

"Das not cool." - Orton

Evan Bourne is like David Eckstein only, you know, he doesn't suck and is in fact awesome.

Why the **** would I want a shirt with an attention-grabbing WWE logo on it?

Did Kelly just do an acrobatic Owen move? And not botch it?

I want to have sex with Kristen Wiig.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

The facemask snap of doom.

I met your dad, Shad. He wears a sweater vest.

DIRT SHEET WINZ

How many episodes of Raw have there been?

4500?