You don't know people who pick their teeth at the urinal?

It's not that hard to imagine. Dude's hold their dicks while they pee. Then if they have pubes (I shave that shit), it likely gets stuck on a ring or finger - adn then when they go to flush, it falls off.

Yeah, the most disturbing thing I've seen in a work bathroom were toenail clippings on the floor. Like, did you bring a clipper to work and clip them while taking a shit, or did they get so long they just broke off in your sock while walking to the bathroom and you just dumped them? Either way you're barefoot in a work bathroom.

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I haven't had frankenpubes since I was in high school. Sexually active people at least trim it

Best thread I've read in a while. Great job.

Some people are more equal than others.

BDj23 is a made man here.

Not true. Have seen some vile stuff in women's public bathroom. You don't want to know...

Some of you guys need to chill and have a beer or two. Or maybe 5 or 6, and then you won't be wondering why there's piss on the floor.

Not ****ing true.

Cleaning the men's room has the usual issues...piss on the seats, pubes on the rim, shit-stained bowls and the very occasional ****ery...

But never have I cleaned the men's restroom and legitimately thought about calling the police, unlike the crime scene that the women's bathroom has been on multiple occasions.

Men may be cavemen, but imagine women in those times without makeup, feminine hygiene products, or modern toiletries.

Comparatively, men are gods.

What about fecal freckles from a bowel movement explosion backsplash on the bottom of the seat lid when you flip it up to take a leak? ****ing disgusting

One very late night I was driving to Houston, TX. I stopped off the Interstate at a truck stop in Conroe, TX. I want to a stall. The only way to explain it is if someone backed a Brahma bull into the stall that hadn’t gone big in about a week and let it relive itself. It was the most human shit I had ever seen, it started where the toilet joins the wall. Probably about 6” depth there. Continued down cascading both sides encircling the toilet and continuing to spread. All the same Mississippi mud pie consistency. Not to be confused with shit lasagna in the portajohns in Iraq.
I have also seen shit splattered where it went between the seat and the toilet and made it to the floor. At the same organization it was not unusual to see the Kaw kaw so thick on the back of the toilet bowl that it would break off like glaciers.

They are female hairs... AKA floss after eating a fur burger

Ya, I'll remember that the next time I see it in a gas station at 0600 hours.

....thanks.

Pube Fairy? :shrug: