Men Demand Reparations From Women Due To Eve Eating The Apple
 

Damn straight. That bitch ruined EVERYTHING!

Men Demand Reparations From Women Due To Eve Eating The Apple

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Gonna go ahead and guess this is some Babylon Bee “humor”.

Besides, in the Bible God already granted men reparations in that women were in subjugation of their husbands in the society they’d come to form.

I’ll see myself out.

I eat ass

I’d be willing to take 593,000,000,000,000,000 Blow Jobs instead..

Dumb.

This is a new level of being attacked and I feel EXPOSED

We literally let you run the world. Eat a dick.

From which tree shall we pick these dicks?

That's like 238 million blowjobs per second if you live the average lifespan.

No, and give me my rib back, helper.

WE HAD TO - you ****ed it all up so bad, there's no WAY we were letting you run shit ever again.

Every wonder why there's never been a GIRL President?

THAT'S WHY

Duh:

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In the middle ages there existed a recurrent theme that appeared in media ranging from frescos to literature to carvings. It was of the Phalus Tree, also known as the Dong Tree, the Dick Tree, or the Tree of Dicks.

Will jelly or syrup?

Yeah, that slut reeeally put us behind the 8 ball

The tree from which Donger fell.

Definitely didn't think I'd get a answer so.... specific. LMAO

I'll resist the name change to DongTree.

Where'd you guys think my name came from? It came from the Donger Tree. Watch out below...

Interesting that they are putting them in bags..ROFL

We don't have to be President.

All your bravado aside, all we have to do is show tits or tears to get you do whatever we want.

I'm saying we very broadly.

Oh shit. They're on to us, fellas. At least the tits part.

She's right about the tears too, most guys totally kuck out when their girl cries

Let?

Here's some trivia I'd bore people with at parties: We've had one de facto woman President.

Did I miss a memo?

I dunno, did you?

Maybe on amateurs.

"fifty percent of their charm is illusion"

Stupid ****in' naked bitch

The last time a girl cried in my presence I got rid of her.

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That's a really disheartening point of view for women; but, to each their own...

Personally I think women are the smarter sex...

They don't ram their heads into things for a game

They would if they could.

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Now we're talking semantics man, if you could run a fortune 500 company, would you?

I'll answer for you Hell yes...

The difference is women have the capability of doing that, whereas they don't have any capability to play in the NFL

Reparations? Sure. Just prove the alleged "apple eating" actually happened first.

LMAO

Eve took a bite of the apple and gave some to Adam who was with her. Adam didn't lay down the law to her after God told him not to eat from the tree. Now men are responsible for their women. Ugh, they know.

This is going to sound misogynist but there have been studies that have shown men on avg are like 2% smarter than women. Yet women are better educated than men, by far. Such a small disparity is of little consequence in the real world because men are usually dumber acting due to their more hyper driven sexuality and much easier to be taken advantage of.

Elenor Roosevelt

They multi task and switch ideas better.

Quality Clay incel “humor” thread.

I wouldnt make any plans for posting on here this weekend. I've reported you.

Love the Babylon Bee !!

BTW, on a serious spiritual note, Adam is more guilty than Eve for not being the spiritual leader of the family as God the Father expects us men to be, for being passive with Eve not stopping her when he knew the consequences. And passivity from the man/husband/father is a major problem in the majority of families and especially the American family.;) See it everyday.:shrug:

Which dumpster did you use? The one behind the Peach Tree Buffet on Eastwood is pretty good.

No. Woodrew Wilson's wife, who ran the country after his stroke. Whomever his vp was he has less balls than Mike Pence.

Hangry is some scary shit. Don't blame Adam.

Yep! Edith Wilson was the de facto President for almost 2 years. Drunk History had a pretty good segment on it.

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My bad, didn't go all the way to the end before posting...

Wilson's wife ran the show when he got sick, also.

I love me some drunk history.



Sad that they've got more history in a 30 minute show with a gig than history channel.



Father's a former history teacher, love me some history. Especially when you can tell it in a way that's enjoyable to learn

Slow your roll Mr Pokemon.



There's no points awarded for being first on the buzzer with the wrong answer.



Trebek angrily shakes his head at you.

Apples suck. The least god could have done was plant a BLT tree to really make it tempting. Lazy.

How else was he gonna teach that bitch to make an apple pie?

All these delusional ho's around here seem to think they deserve Johnny Depp swooping in on a decked out Harley Davidson

What they're gonna get is me in a 2010 Silverado... pucker up, buttercup

You the kind of gangster mother****er that'd swoop them up and eat all 6 of your spicy McNuggets in front of them without giving them the satisfaction of eye contact.

The only time Johnny Depp was hot was as a drunk pirate.

In some alternate universe, we would be best friends

I'm sorry Johnny. Had I known you post here I would have kept my biological reactions to myself.

Probably not.

So we're not already?


Bummer. Thanks man.

This reminds me of an old joke.

Adam is alone in the Garden of Eden. He’s bored with jerking it, and calls out to God, “Hey God, this is getting old. Got anything better?”

God replies, “Yeah, I’ve got something great. You’ll love it. But it will cost you an arm and a leg.”

Adam says “That’s a pretty steep price. Got anything else?”

“Sure,” says God. “Almost as good, but a bit troublesome. It’ll only cost you a rib.”

“I’ve got a bunch of those,” Adam says. “Deal.”

Adam gives up the rib, and the next day Eve strolls into the Garden, naked and beautiful. “Wow, this is great!” Adam says. “But just imagine what I could have got for an arm and a leg!”

Christianity is such a hilarious fairy tale.

Woman was made from a rib.

We all could be naked if they didnt eat the apple.

God got two of each animal, put them on a boat and made them ****.

Jack went up the beanstalk.

If they were nursery rhymes instead would we really know the difference?

We raise the boys, that become men. We have been and are eternally in full control.

LMAO

I'm gonna need a DNA test on that hippo-faced carpet-muncher before I sign off on the "she" part.

Men raise boys that become men.
Women raise boys that become grown-up boys.

This fully encapsulates BEPs batshit insane worldview.

She's actually spot on though, women have been ruling our roost in 1001 different ways since the dawn of time... women wield enormous, untold influence in our world

I'm not going complain I mean t he women get periods and we don't.


But then again we have to put up with them when they are on their period so I don't know which would be worse ?? :hmmm:





Dammit Eve :cuss:

The best part of this thread is the Sporting KC logo being attached to it.

Women getting periods is between them and God.

Men have nothing to do with that, yet we're still the ones who invented the sanitary napkin, the tampon, and the pain medications that alleviate cramps.

And, yet, we still bear the brunt. We built all of civilization, including products that alleviate women's natural suffering, yet here we are, being talked down to by women that only survive and thrive by the inventions and continued maintenance of infrastructure by men.

At this point, they've eaten all the apples & burned the Orchard to the ground.

ROFL "we"

Let's be clear here, bud, you haven't invented or "built" a ****ing thing.

Did you alter their underware. To get them to swing right?

It was tongue n' cheek.

Perhaps, you might rent a sense of humor.

Nah, even working women still do most of the work at home. And they usually get custody in divorces.

The male species has been suckling at our breasts since infancy.

anyone get their reparations yet?

my gf brings me a lot of good food so i'm getting there

ROFL Good times

Men demand reparations from Clay for driving a Murano.

i supported a small local business and a male salesman with a family after purchasing that car

that's the most manly thing you can do in america

So, by conservative estimates, some bitches owe me like 191,000 sammies.