If I take 8 dicks right now..
 

.. that's still 12 dicks short of the record set by Redrum's mother

It got real up in here.

Need detail exactly where you’re taking the 8?

We need Denverchief to weigh in on this topic

My lord, this is the nuttiness like this place has never scene before a playoff game.

We got 8 balls and dicks galore in here. Momma jokes and all.

In the mouth, in the butt, in each hand, in each ear, and in each nostril.

It’s getting water tight spit roasting up in here.

You sure about the record?

Didn't Billay's mom take 22 once?

I always imagine threads like this being the first impression people have of this place. I bet we have a lot of people who see stuff like this and "nope" out of here.

But...meh...it's what keeps this place at least mildly entertaining for nearly 15 years (for me). It is what it is.

The ear and nostrils winkie’s would have to be micro or?

Oooh good point.

Also Billay's mom wasn't fed barbiturates as was the case in redrum's mother.

It may be a nuthouse, but it's our nuthouse

You want him to like, weight each individual dick? Odd request.

Youd still be 3 short on the amount the colts bout to shove down that chiefs throat!