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Rasputin 10-24-2023 01:15 PM

NAPOLEON
 
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BWillie 10-24-2023 01:52 PM

Teh guy who plays him is too tall

AdolfOliverBush 10-24-2023 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 17187559)
Teh guy who plays him is too tall

Should've been Danny DeVito. Lol

penguinz 10-24-2023 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 17187559)
Teh guy who plays him is too tall

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Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush (Post 17187571)
Should've been Danny DeVito. Lol

Napolean was 5'6"
joaquin phoenix is 5'8"

When it gets posted that he was 5'2" that was with the French inch (pounce) which is slightly longer than the imperial inch.


Not that much difference. In fact he was slightly taller than the avg french man at the time.

Easy 6 10-24-2023 02:34 PM

This is gonna be bad ass, Phoenix is a Daniel Day Lewis-type talent

RockChalk 10-25-2023 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by penguinz (Post 17187595)
Napolean was 5'6"
joaquin phoenix is 5'8"

When it gets posted that he was 5'2" that was with the French inch (pounce) which is slightly longer than the imperial inch.


Not that much difference. In fact he was slightly taller than the avg french man at the time.

BWillie just continuing his multi-year losing streak around here

srvy 10-25-2023 02:35 PM

This looks very very good. Sometimes that is the kiss of death with trailers, but doubtful with this actor.

BWillie 10-29-2023 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 17188999)
BWillie just continuing his multi-year losing streak around here

Its a Napoleon complex joke, man

Rasputin 10-30-2023 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by AdolfOliverBush (Post 17187571)
Should've been Danny DeVito. Lol



Danny DeVito would make the perfect Benjamin Franklin

BigRedChief 11-01-2023 08:18 AM

This looks damn good. Great director and lead. Looks like they spend the money to pull this off/ I'll go see it at the movies.

kccrow 11-18-2023 08:03 PM

Interested to see what people think when they go see it. Looks good to me and I want to go see it, but early critics aren't impressed. Wondering if the wait for the 4-hour director's edition after theaters will be worth the wait?

Hammock Parties 11-22-2023 07:42 PM

Dad's a history buff and loved it.

Rain Man 11-22-2023 09:25 PM

I haven't been to a movie theater in at least five years, but my wife and I both thought this looks very interesting. We've got a date scheduled to see it at the theater.

Rain Man 11-23-2023 02:04 PM

Uh-oh. My wife just reported negative reviews of this movie in both the New York Times and the Wall Street Journal.

mr. tegu 03-03-2024 10:00 PM

Finally got around to this one. It was not very good at all.

Zebedee DuBois 03-04-2024 08:57 AM

Recently watched it on AppleTV.
It was ploddingly slow. There were several references to his charisma - yet there was nothing shown that gave any evidence of that. Instead, it was uncharismatic.
The visuals were good.

Easy 6 03-04-2024 04:52 PM

Its frankly amazing just how bad this thing bombed, a Joaquin Phoenix and Ridley Scott historical epic couldn't miss, right?

The only couple of generally positive reviews I've seen are here on CP, what a massive bomb

lawrenceRaider 03-04-2024 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 17426824)
Finally got around to this one. It was not very good at all.

Total snooze fest.

With a decent editor, it could have been better.

MarkDavis'Haircut 03-06-2024 09:53 AM

How do you make Napoleon boring?

Fat Elvis 03-10-2024 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 17429683)
How do you make Napoleon boring?

You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.

Frazod 03-10-2024 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 17435068)
You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.

Figures. Gotta love woke Hollywood. Behind every great man is a woman who either (a) actively conspires against him, or (b) has his balls in her purse. Is "purse" still an acceptable word, or should I call it a "utilitarian handbag"? I'd hate to offend anyone.

As far as this movie goes, in the past I'd have been chomping at the bit to see a sweeping, historical epic done by Ridley Scott. But I thought the trailers were awful. Phoenix's bland, bored expression never altered. A bad sign borne out by the overwhelmingly negative reactions.

Also, **** the French.

DJ's left nut 03-10-2024 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 17435068)
You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.

{sigh}

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17010835)
I know. But it's famous because Napoleon's exploits OUTSIDE of it are famous. Stand-alone, it's just another tryst.

So don't let it become the central tenant of a biopic.

If it's a movie about Napoleon, make it about Napoleon. Don't make it about Napoleon's relationship...oh, and there was a revolution and a couple battles and stuff...

Scott's usually pretty good about not overdoing that sort of thing, but the trailer makes me wonder.


mr. tegu 03-10-2024 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17435248)
{sigh}


Haha that’s remarkably accurate. Guessing you didn’t see it?

alanm 03-16-2024 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 17435068)
You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.

I streamed it. I shut it down about half way thru it. I couldn't take it anymore. I can't believe how shitty that movie was.

BigRedChief 03-17-2024 09:53 AM

They ****ed this movie up big time. Phoenix and Scott historical epic movie, how could you fail?

It was so damn slow. Napoleon's life should give you enough material to make a kick ass movie. Scott made some bad choices. Could have been an epic movie.

KCUnited 03-17-2024 05:48 PM

Couldn’t hold my attention

*content spending the rest of the month watching future entry level employees chuck up bricks for their school of choice

svistop 03-24-2024 12:22 PM

Not a bad film. I watched it not long ago


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