Dinner w/Pat & Brittany $52k
 

https://twitter.com/Leabonics/status...65526444826625

Seems like a bargain

That's awesome as long as it's for charity. Seriously though there should be a bonus, like getting to eat Brittany's pussy. $52k is a lot...

How much just to speak to Mahomes, $51,997.25?

Seriously. Of the few people willing to have a one-on-one with THE Mahomes for that price, why the **** would his current girl even be there?

That bitch is nothing, and nobody's here for her. Only the most hardcore Mahomes fans even know her name, and he's the only reason why.

Yip

I know this might be hard for you to believe, but most of the people who would probably spend 50k for that dinner wouldn't be thinking about it as "Let me round up my 9 best guy friends from CP for this dinner." Rather, it would be something with close friends and spouses and then she would be a perfect complement to the dinner.

I'd much rather see Pat and Brittany together in that setting than Pat surrounded and eye-****ed by 10 obsessed Chiefs fans for an entire evening.

Yikes man.

But yea, I ain't spending that to meet Pat, much less his Lady. No one should.

Love him to death, none the less.

um yeah, the people who "buy" this stuff already budget for these large donations. So this year instead of donating 50k to some cause, I spend it here and get a new experience out of it. This is not targeted to those who think donating 500 bucks is a big gift.

jesus christ bro, tone it down a little bit

I don't care who you are, 500 bucks is still a big gift.

No shit. Goddamn neckbeard.

I get that. And for me it is.

However I also hang around a lot of people who 500 bucks is like a 20 dollar bill. These people donate tens of thousands of dollars to colleges and universities and get club seats or luxury boxes. My point is that they are people who give a lot of money to causes in a given year and have the means to do so but in Many cases they are also rewarded with a lot of perks.

Major point: these are great friends to have lol!

If you had the disposable income, and it was going to a good cause, yes you would/should.

Who gets to pick the restaurant? I don't want some fan picking a place with fatty food.

And I hope Elway wasn't the winner. That would have to be classified as tampering, and even if it wasn't, it would be hellish to have to spend three hours with Elway.

Why so angry?

I'd be delighted to meet Patrick Mahomes II's girlfriend. I bet she'd be interested in knowing if she would have survived the Titanic.

So 10 CP members could pool ~5k each and have a sit down dinner with Mahomes. There's a hootie joke in here somewhere.

Still shy by $2k

I mean, it was a KC auction for charity involving Mahomes. Did people think it was gonna be cheap?

That's what the ~ is there for.

Wow there. Slow your roll. She seems like she is a charitable person. Maybe she's encouraging to get out in the community. Maybe he feels more comfortable with her there. She seems like a good person. It's not like she's screaming for attention. She's wanting to participate in something that will raise money for charity. Let's save the shitting on for people who actually suck.

Seriously, no pussy is worth that much.

What the **** is wrong with you?

I hope Mahomes never visits this message board.

Maybe the next one we pool our money and then have a lottery draw from the entries to meet and greet the MVP.

Who pissed in your Wheaties? :shake:


I'd rather our franchises future be hanging with his high school sweetheart than a different model/stripper etc. each week. Seems to be a stabilizing force in his life. That is great for me as a fan.

So what does that make you?

ROFL

That could buy FOUR CLUB LEVEL seats and GOLD parking for the next five seasons! This would be the way to go see Mahomes

I was thinking the same thing. And it's also very possible he wants her there. In which case, who the **** are we to tell pat mahomes who should be included.

He’s probably got that too.

His gf is hard on the eyes and seems like a bitch. That stunt she pulled on One Life Fitness because they told her she couldnt record was childish.

You guys can have dinner with me for only $49,000. PM me.

Is that a BuyItNow price?

Well she is like 22-23 years old.

If you think that was childish I would hate for you to find out the shit I’ve done ROFL.

What is that about?

Also I remember get step dad passing away and she was posting about it all over Instagram..even pics in the room.thought that was weird.

No issues with her being at the dinner.

She basically asked Instagram recommendations to a gym that would let their members record during workouts. She said she was leaving her current gym because it was not allowed.

She’s a health nut and has a side business. It helps her gain clients. I don’t see the big ****ing deal.

Yeah doesn't seem like a big deal at all.

She’s actually pretty damn informative when it comes to working out. Pat did good with her.

That's not how it went down at all. She trashed the place because they wouldnt let her have her way then she reposted other negative comments about the place.

She could have been an adult and kept it moving but she spent a whole week posting negative shit about the place.

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I already had dinner with Pat and Brittany at Stockhill before the season. They sat right next to me. Literally.

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HER TO GET THE **** OUT

They took away from her business, so she did the same. I don’t blame her one bit.

Oh yeah, a week is 7 days. It was more like 2 days.

52k for dinner with pat is crazy but if I had the kind of money to do that and it went to a good cause, I'd prbably do it

You guys harping on Pat's girlfriend are pretty harsh. If two people can find love, who are you to judge? He has been with that girl for a long time. He is obviously loyal and good to her. Lay the **** off. :shake:

**** you

When you sign a contract with them it states that taping isn't allowed you ding dong.

I would rent out a restaurant and clean out the tables so we can go over how to look for the RB on the wheel route dude needs some serious work.

I’d draw a line in the sand to teach Dee Ford not to cross it...for free!

If he signs and dates a handfull of jerseys, balls, rookie cards etc "for his kids"... that $50k donation could yield significant returns!

I went to a Kansas Special Olympics Auction. Spent $3500 and ended up with a BART Starr autographed Packers helmet and a George Brett signed jersey.

The helmet is cool. It says “Thank You for supporting Special Olymics Bart Starr SBMVP”

ROFL

So she’s a bitch because she blasted a gym?

That’s pretty dramatic, but okay.

Damn, man.

Gonna need a Wild Turkey mulligan on that one.

That came out a lot less playful than intended.

There's a playful way to say Mahomes GF is a useless bitch that isn't worth talking to?

The miserable-ness on CP is strong. Nothing new there.

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I'd gladly cough up $200 for a quick meet n greet with an autograph... but that kinda jack for a dinner seems a bit much

as my 87yo aunt always says:

when you have ..you get.

It was an auction

It’d be pretty silly if it wasn’t

Will any spirit questions be asked at the dinner or does that cost extra?

Holy shit that is ****ing hilarious!!! You’d think that after the millionth time you made that ****ing joke that it would start to tire, but it really doesn’t. God damn man, you only play one note, but you play it so well. Keep being you bud, keep being you.

For $52k i better be ****in his gf after dinner.

Is this really that offensive to get 14 downvotes? Bunch of snowflakes on here.

Shut the **** up

This joke was already made.

Also, I am pretty sure you're in to dudes, right? Or is that DenverChief? Or all Colorado folks? ROFL