Salt in the wound
I have to be in Atlanta for work. Continuing education seminar. I am set to leave Wednesday but I was seriously debating staying and trying to see the game if KC was in the Super Bowl. Ah well.
I land at Hartsfield and there are signs for the Super Bowl everywhere. Busses have logos for both Patriots and Rams. It’s everywhere. That’s okay. I’m a big boy. I Can deal with this. I get in the Uber at the airport and I confirm where I am headed. Uber driver asks if I am here for Super Bowl. I tell him I’m not and he says, “Man, that’s too bad. You know the Patriots will be staying at your hotel?” No shit. Place is crawling with Pats fans and cops. Don’t know whether the cops are security for th Pats or the fans. But everywhere I go there are Pats fans. I’m medicating myself with Wild Turkey to deal with the pain. Of all the hotels to stay in, I stay in the one where Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski are staying. |
Do your part and pull the fire alarm at 3am.
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You know what you have to do.
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Or you could just start a huge fire.
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End the evil Reign
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I will say I’ve not seen this much security at any hotel I’ve ever stayed at. Walking in today there are 5 dogs and about 25 heavily armed security, several with ARs waiting outside the hotel. Inside it’s just as bad. There were probably about 10 groups of cops. Groups of 2-4. Wandering around. They are in camouflage* and are heavily armed. Most have at least 2 firearms visible along with, on average, an extra 5 magazines that are visible. It’s like the President is here or something.
*really?!? We are in downtown Atlanta. Nothing green within 5 miles of here. You want camouflage, have a jacket with car grills and manhole covers on it. |
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Do your job. |
Which hotel
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Chiefs would just have lost twice. Still have Sutton next season
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Those are nice hotels
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Wife says hit on Gizelle in the bar.
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Suicide bomb Tom Brady
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Make sure you have your laser pointer.
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They wouldn't need that much security if everybody didn't hate TB and BB.
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Food poision then
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Put on a dress and accuse Brady of shoving you.
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Hmmm...you better make sure to remember to put your "Do Not Molest" sign on the doorknob before you turn in tonight. |
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New here. If it wasnt for Andy Reid we would be in super bowl. |
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Go away. |
Burn mother ****er, burn..........
........is a lyric to an old song I heard this one time. |
Razor blade + Achilles. Do it for society.
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Reenact the torture scene from Law Abiding Citizen on Edelman.
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I would fee sorry for you. But you’re a chiefs fan. You get when you deserve.
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I’d look for hidden cameras. BB and TB are probably recording you taking a shower.
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Print-off pics from the other thread showing the non-catch, then leave stacks of them at the bar. Perhaps have them make coasters and tip the bartenders and waitresses to use them instead..
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Kiss his son on the lips.
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Reassure them that the NFL has no choice but to gift them this SB. Why? Because after the missed call in the NFCCCG, it's highly unlikely they're going to allow the Rams win.
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