If I take 8 dicks right now..
 

.. that's still 12 dicks short of the record set by Redrum's mother

It got real up in here.

Need detail exactly where you’re taking the 8?

We need Denverchief to weigh in on this topic

My lord, this is the nuttiness like this place has never scene before a playoff game.

We got 8 balls and dicks galore in here. Momma jokes and all.

In the mouth, in the butt, in each hand, in each ear, and in each nostril.

It’s getting water tight spit roasting up in here.

You sure about the record?

Didn't Billay's mom take 22 once?

I always imagine threads like this being the first impression people have of this place. I bet we have a lot of people who see stuff like this and "nope" out of here.

But...meh...it's what keeps this place at least mildly entertaining for nearly 15 years (for me). It is what it is.

The ear and nostrils winkie’s would have to be micro or?

Oooh good point.

Also Billay's mom wasn't fed barbiturates as was the case in redrum's mother.

It may be a nuthouse, but it's our nuthouse

You want him to like, weight each individual dick? Odd request.

Youd still be 3 short on the amount the colts bout to shove down that chiefs throat!

These trolls are trash. Just no entertainment value at all. :shake:

Everyone say hi to the drunken Colts fan (or just non Chiefs fan) throwing around weak smack! And by say hi I mean to tell him to GFY!

We need knowmo back.

The only way to be sure is to bring in the professional

"This board deserves a better class of criminal...."

Your troll game is worse than your grammar

I've earmarked this post.

I am built like a Scandinavian warrior all u need is mine

....so, are you taking those 8 dicks orrrrrrr.....no?

Are you going to eat French toast after the 8 schlongs?

Have you ever been held hostage in a Turkish prison camp?

What do the winkies smell like?

Did you take the dicks as punishment after you struck out with 8 homely women?

The KU thread header is sublime, btw.

My first Question is all at the same time or in succession?

Whoa whoa, pump the breaks there, officer. It's not Saturday night just yet.

That’s not what your mom said.

LMFAO

So if the chargers are hosting the afccg. There will be massive dicks being sucked on cp?

Redrums mom. Hmm. If I had a nickel for every orifice I violated I’d have a quarter. If I had a buckle for everytime I rubbed my asshole on her nose I’d be a millionaire. Same with his sister. But I digress

Btw, I’m still seeking that pussy out. Anyone know that ****ing loser of a human? He/she is the only online **** that if I had the chance I’d beat the **** out of.

You're a petulant child, and your shit is tired. You're either trolling, or just a bitter bitch. Neither look good on you...

You gotta stop salivating in a shitstorm.

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Couldn't agree more

Reerun has that covered.

Is this an official record of just a street record that guys in barber as bs about?

Yes

HI SWEETIE! how's that loss - I had earmarked your post.

IT IS NOW! WHO'S COMING OVER?!

Ta hell with it. I'm in!