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Hammock Parties 12-02-2018 06:38 PM

Why does Dan Fouts hate the Chiefs?
 
Constantly talked down Mahomes. This play should have been picked! He got bailed out on this other play!

First FIVE ****ING PLAYS he insisted the Raiders weren't holding on a play that called back right after he was determined to point out that Ron Parker had hit someone head to head and it wasn't called.

What else did I miss?

He's an insufferable jackass and today was the final straw for me. He's officially an enemy of the state of Missouri after this garbage.

hometeam 12-02-2018 06:39 PM

Cause hes ****in salty.

Why else?

The better question is, how do we get him calling our games 6 or 8 times a year?

Basileus777 12-02-2018 06:39 PM

He's senile. He can't even track what's going on in the game.

ARROW2 12-02-2018 06:39 PM

I kept saying......"SHUT THE **** UP FOUTS!!!"

Chief Northman 12-02-2018 06:40 PM

He’s an ass.

Brings nothing to a broadcast.

eDave 12-02-2018 06:40 PM

Pure jealousy. The entire league has it.

Iconic 12-02-2018 06:40 PM

I mean he was a division rival QB at one point so...

penguinz 12-02-2018 06:41 PM

My wife asked who the dumb sounding woman was on TV.

Hammock Parties 12-02-2018 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 13930653)
I mean he was a division rival QB at one point so...

So was Gannon.

Gannon, whom got ****ed by the Chiefs.

He's never been this bad.

MahiMike 12-02-2018 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iconic (Post 13930653)
I mean he was a division rival QB at one point so...

...so don't let him do our games then.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-02-2018 06:42 PM

My Dad had never seen it and he was like "What the **** is this guy's problem?" He laughed at Fouts a couple of times over his shit talking Mahomes.

TwistedChief 12-02-2018 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13930638)
He's officially an enemy of the state of Missouri after this garbage.

Missouri? I thought the Chiefs were in Kansas!?

The most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since the movie the Neverending Story...

Reerun_KC 12-02-2018 06:42 PM

Because chiefs

FlaChief58 12-02-2018 06:42 PM

Can't wait till we play the chargers and get to hear him suck rivers dick for 4 hours

DRM08 12-02-2018 06:43 PM

Jealous of Mahomes' arm strength and mobility. Wishes he had those traits during his career.

InChiefsHeaven 12-02-2018 06:43 PM

I yell at the TV more than any other asshole calling it when it's Fouts...I truly can't stand that prick. He's awful. Only time he says anything positive about the Chiefs is when its not possible to argue against. Screw that guy.

RINGLEADER 12-02-2018 06:43 PM

I think they consciously "assign" a POV on the color guy based on whoever the favorite is to make it seem like they have a bigger chance than they actually do.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-02-2018 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 13930669)
Can't wait till we play the chargers and get to hear him suck rivers dick for 4 hours

Thursday night football. It's on FOX. PBJ PBJ PBJ

TwistedChief 12-02-2018 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 13930669)
Can't wait till we play the chargers and get to hear him suck rivers dick for 4 hours

Luckily Thursday night game so we'll avoid it.

DJJasonp 12-02-2018 06:46 PM

I believe the crew is based solely on the ranking of matchups. If this were the best broadcast matchup...we would have had romo. Since it was the faid, we got the #3 or 4 broadcast team

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Bump 12-02-2018 06:46 PM

Fouts first game vs the Chiefs in 1973 he threw 0 TDs and 3 interceptions with a 12.5 QBR

He's still salty

Buehler445 12-02-2018 06:46 PM

He is enamoured with Mahomes though.

Iconic 12-02-2018 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13930657)
So was Gannon.

Gannon, whom got ****ed by the Chiefs.

He's never been this bad.

Gannon was with us for a while and we basically jump started his career when Grbac went down. If anything Gannon is forever indebted to us.

Fouts is just a pissy little bitch who bleeds powder blue. He envy's any team that's succeeding in the division that's not the Chargers.

JakeF 12-02-2018 06:59 PM

Was a Charger
Is a charger fan, the Chargers are trying to get in front of the Chiefs for the playoffs
Jealousy of Mahomes being a better QB than he was?

Easy 6 12-02-2018 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bump (Post 13930696)
Fouts first game vs the Chiefs in 1973 he threw 0 TDs and 3 interceptions with a 12.5 QBR

He's still salty

Ha! yeah that might explain it

Ron Swanson 12-02-2018 07:02 PM

My wife asked why we were getting the Raider's broadcast team, lol

FlaChief58 12-02-2018 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 13930679)
Thursday night football. It's on FOX. PBJ PBJ PBJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 13930682)
Luckily Thursday night game so we'll avoid it.

Thank you sweet baby Jesus.

Dallas Chief 12-02-2018 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Swanson (Post 13930814)
My wife asked why we were getting the Raider's broadcast team, lol

I got married this weekend, and that douche ruined the after party.

ping2000 12-02-2018 07:03 PM

Who cares? He is a ****ing has been fatass talking head that looks like a beaver.

Spott 12-02-2018 07:05 PM

I don't really know why, but he definitely has for a long time. As a kid I remember him pretty much owning the 80's Chiefs. It seemed like the Raiders and Broncos had more success than us against him during that era. IIRC, the Raiders beat them in the AFC Championship game one year.

NJChiefsFan 12-02-2018 07:08 PM

I don't know how many of you have Sunday Ticket but Fouts sucks in general. He does seem bias towards KC and homer towards the Chargers but even beyond that he is really bad.

TwistedChief 12-02-2018 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron Swanson (Post 13930814)
My wife asked why we were getting the Raider's broadcast team, lol

When we scored that last TD and I yelled, "**** the Raiders," my wife scowled at me. I had to re-explain the feeling of walking out of the Coliseum at last year's game and being assaulted by a dozen different people. Truly. **** them.

TwistedChief 12-02-2018 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJChiefsFan (Post 13930856)
I don't know how many of you have Sunday Ticket but Fouts sucks in general. He does seem bias towards KC and homer towards the Chargers but even beyond that he is really bad.

Can you imagine Bruce Arians and Dan Fouts together?

listopencil 12-02-2018 07:12 PM

Fouts is a dipshit exCharger who doesn't like the fact that modern QB's get paid a shit ton of money. He will stupidly rip on any real or imagined mistake by any Raider/Chief/Bronco QB, and he will STFU and GTFO when they make plays. The best thing about watching a game called by Fouts is when one of his targets has a good day and Fouts shuts the **** up for minutes at a time.

NJChiefsFan 12-02-2018 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 13930865)
Can you imagine Bruce Arians and Dan Fouts together?

Oh my.

Beef Supreme 12-02-2018 07:14 PM

He is usually pretty bad, but today he went above and beyond with his anti Chiefs takes.

Rain Man 12-02-2018 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 13930861)
When we scored that last TD and I yelled, "**** the Raiders," my wife scowled at me. I had to re-explain the feeling of walking out of the Coliseum at last year's game and being assaulted by a dozen different people. Truly. **** them.

I'm sure she's a great woman, but you should have confirmed that she openly and loudly despises the Raiders before you married her. That's on you.

eDave 12-02-2018 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 13930815)
Thank you sweet baby Jesus.

Merry Christmas.

penchief 12-02-2018 07:18 PM

He was worse than usual today. I was like WTF when he said there should have been a helmet to helmet penalty on a chiefs DB when it was clearly face mask to chest.

suzzer99 12-02-2018 07:20 PM

Dan Fouts is a profoundly stupid person. I wouldn't fret too much about whatever comes out of his mouth.

That play where the Raiders' kick returner stepped out of bounds and grabbed the ball? It was obviously intentional, and it's been done many times in the past. My only surprise is that the Raiders were smart enough to do it. Fouts of course is dumbfounded. Moron

TwistedChief 12-02-2018 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13930895)
I'm sure she's a great woman, but you should have confirmed that she openly and loudly despises the Raiders before you married her. That's on you.

She's seen me at the tail end of multiple Chiefs' disappointing playoff losses and has grown to hate me as much as the Raiders. I blame Alex Smith.

Sassy Squatch 12-02-2018 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 13930924)
She's seen me at the tail end of multiple Chiefs' disappointing playoff losses and has grown to hate me as much as the Raiders. I blame Alex Smith.

LMAO Probably should just lock yourself away until you've cooled off. I know I've been pretty ****ing irate.

rabblerouser 12-02-2018 07:28 PM

Because he's a ****ing Dolt****er.

srvy 12-02-2018 07:32 PM

Probably has Chiefs fans complaining to the network on him. Its actually not just us he seems to be universally hated buy fans of many teams not named Chargers.

chinaski 12-02-2018 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 13930865)
Can you imagine Bruce Arians and Dan Fouts together?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs

srvy 12-02-2018 07:32 PM

Did the Chiefs pass on him in the draft? I dunno

lewdog 12-02-2018 07:34 PM

Not just that but his takes on things happening are always way off. Calling players stepping out at the wrong yard line, not knowing the on-side kick has to go 10 yards (That's why the Raiders didn't touch it idiot!), thinking Gruden could throw a challenge flag inside 2 minutes.

Guy just ****ing sucks at his entire job.

siberian khatru 12-02-2018 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 13930861)
When we scored that last TD and I yelled, "**** the Raiders," my wife scowled at me. I had to re-explain the feeling of walking out of the Coliseum at last year's game and being assaulted by a dozen different people. Truly. **** them.

Did you get married just yesterday after a 24-hour courtship?

kcjoker 12-02-2018 07:35 PM

Because he's mad the Chiefs have owned the Chargers and will likely shut the door on their window with Rivers.

TwistedChief 12-02-2018 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 13930999)
Did you get married just yesterday after a 24-hour courtship?

After Kareem left us - I mean me - I may have made an impulsive decision.

Hammock Parties 12-02-2018 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 13930924)
She's seen me at the tail end of multiple Chiefs' disappointing playoff losses and has grown to hate me as much as the Raiders. I blame Alex Smith.

I had a woman who completely put up with my Chiefs obsession, never said one single negative thing about it, and I decided to cut her.

I must be completely reeruned.

big nasty kcnut 12-02-2018 07:48 PM

I hate dan fouts so much i want to call cbs and claim he sexually harassed me to get him off the air.

eDave 12-02-2018 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13931038)
I had a woman who completely put up with my Chiefs obsession, never said one single negative thing about it, and I decided to cut her.

I must be completely reeruned.

Dude, we've been trying to tell you.

In58men 12-02-2018 07:50 PM

He was so desperate when a flag was thrown.

“This looks like it might be on KC”

“Holding Oakland #56”

“I didn’t see anything there”

eDave 12-02-2018 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by In58men (Post 13931073)
He was so desperate when a flag was thrown.

“This looks like it might be on KC”

“Holding Oakland #56”

“I didn’t see anything there”

He did that more than once.

T-post Tom 12-02-2018 07:54 PM

Easy. Chiefs are in the dolts' way. The faiders are not. Hate goes to Chiefs. Hope the Steelers destroy the dolts. Fook u Fouts.

TwistedChief 12-02-2018 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13931038)
I had a woman who completely put up with my Chiefs obsession, never said one single negative thing about it, and I decided to cut her.

I must be completely reeruned.

The first step is admitting you're completely reeruned. The next step is making a great Tombstone-inspired Chiefs masterpiece. You'll be fine, huckleberry.

srvy 12-02-2018 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 13931065)
I hate dan fouts so much i want to call cbs and claim he sexually harassed me to get him off the air.

ROFL

Hammock Parties 12-02-2018 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 13931097)
The first step is admitting you're completely reeruned. The next step is making a great Tombstone-inspired Chiefs masterpiece. You'll be fine, huckleberry.

in video veritas

Boon 12-02-2018 09:28 PM

Can't stand listening to that douche bag.

NJChiefsFan 12-02-2018 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 13930998)
Not just that but his takes on things happening are always way off. Calling players stepping out at the wrong yard line, not knowing the on-side kick has to go 10 yards (That's why the Raiders didn't touch it idiot!), thinking Gruden could throw a challenge flag inside 2 minutes.

Guy just ****ing sucks at his entire job.

Exactly. Honestly that annoys me more on principal. Bias at least has an explanation, is intentional. Him sucking is not.

crayzkirk 12-02-2018 10:07 PM

I was so upset during the game and finally realized that listening to him was really putting me over the edge with everything that has happened. He is so biased; how can he have a job?

CaliforniaChief 12-02-2018 10:09 PM

penis envy probably.

Otter 12-02-2018 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13930638)
Constantly talked down Mahomes. This play should have been picked! He got bailed out on this other play!

First FIVE ****ING PLAYS he insisted the Raiders weren't holding on a play that called back right after he was determined to point out that Ron Parker had hit someone head to head and it wasn't called.

What else did I miss?

He's an insufferable jackass and today was the final straw for me. He's officially an enemy of the state of Missouri after this garbage.

You should have tried to listen to chubby, annoying, little fat boy on a message board for the last 15 years.

You are Dan Fouts x1000, You are walking and breathing cancer.

Hammock Parties 12-02-2018 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 13931720)
You should have tried to listen to chubby, annoying, little fat boy on a message board for the last 15 years.

You are Dan Fouts x1000, You are walking and breathing cancer.

that is a hell of a thing for you to say to me

Otter 12-02-2018 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 13931752)
that is a hell of a thing for you to say to me

:deevee:

**** you, slime.

Hammock Parties 12-02-2018 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 13931761)
:deevee:

**** you, slime.

Otter, what an ugly thing to say... does this mean we're not friends anymore?

Demonpenz 12-02-2018 10:27 PM

Ian Eagle is strong. Fouts is up and down. On his ups he is meh though.

Demonpenz 12-02-2018 10:28 PM

honestly though someone should try to do dvr a game. Not watch the game and try to do the color commentary. It is ****ing hard to say something that isn't stupid over the course over 4 hours.

Titty Meat 12-02-2018 10:45 PM

LMAO why in 2018 do yall listen to the national broadcast? Mitch and Kendall do a fine job.

bringbackmarty 12-02-2018 11:13 PM

Too lazy too look up all the exact dates and stuff but it goes something like this. Fouts does his thing and sets nfl records with the Chargers and the Coryell offense. A few years after that, Joe Montana erases any memory of Fouts with devastating precision and most importantly Super Bowl wins and bitterness ensues.
Throw in the Raider successes, the Chargers almost winning the super bowl that one time with that one dude, the Chiefs dominance in the nineties and Phyllis' inability to win it all so far in his career, plus a lot of golf and probably vodka and craft services\catering for most meals and you get one seriously grumpy old man.

SuperBowl4 12-02-2018 11:20 PM

Because he's not KEVIN HARLON

bringbackmarty 12-02-2018 11:28 PM

I think we should all be civil and not call each other out on crap we might have done in the past on the internet for a while. I know I'm guilty for taking things too seriously when I didn't need to. We're all human beings and we ain't perfect. When we can forgive each other and look past yesterday - tomorrow we can march forward, together towards our goal of a super bowl victory and stuff. Tomorrow is a new day for everyone. We all need to support each other. We almost lost to the ****ing Raiders guys, coached by John Gruden 2.0. Perhaps the most ugly and vile thing to ever infiltrate the nfl.

Dartgod 12-02-2018 11:29 PM

We tend to win the games he does, so...

Dartgod 12-02-2018 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringbackmarty (Post 13932003)
I think we should all be civil and not call each other out on crap we might have done in the past on the internet for a while. I know I'm guilty for taking things too seriously when I didn't need to. We're all human beings and we ain't perfect. When we can forgive each other and look past yesterday - tomorrow we can march forward, together towards our goal of a super bowl victory and stuff. Tomorrow is a new day for everyone. We all need to support each other. We almost lost to the ****ing Raiders guys, coached by John Gruden 2.0. Perhaps the most ugly and vile thing to ever infiltrate the nfl.

**** off.

Naptown Chief 12-02-2018 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwistedChief (Post 13930662)
Missouri? I thought the Chiefs were in Kansas!?

The most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since the movie the Neverending Story...

ROFL

I'm outside smoking a cigarette at 12:45am and saw this. Had to quiet myself down

bringbackmarty 12-03-2018 12:01 AM

[QUOTE=Dartgod;13932008]**** off.[/QUOTE
Oh man you're right. **** off backatcha I guess? Even though we root for the same team and want the same thing.

ChiefsFanatic 12-03-2018 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 13931797)
Ian Eagle is strong. Fouts is up and down. On his ups he is meh though.

One of the things that irritates me the most about listening to Fouts is he almost never corrects himself when the video shows he was wrong.

Like on the DPI call where he kept claiming the ball was way overthrown, but it wasn't. It was clear that without the interference it would have been at least possible for Conley to get a hand on it.

Or when the Raider receiver almost caught the TD pass in the back of the end zone, but dropped the ball, he said it was a great catch, and as they were going to break Eagle tossed in that he didn't even catch the ball at the last second.

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SuperBowl4 12-03-2018 12:06 AM

When I'm painting my house I play a tape of Dan Fouts talking and it always makes the paint dry faster. Dan Fouts is about as stale as a month old loaf of bread.

Naptown Chief 12-03-2018 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic (Post 13932045)
One of the things that irritates me the most about listening to Fouts is he almost never corrects himself when the video shows he was wrong.

Like on the DPI call where he kept claiming the ball was way overthrown, but it wasn't. It was clear that without the interference it would have been at least possible for Conley to get a hand on it.

Or when the Raider receiver almost caught the TD pass in the back of the end zone, but dropped the ball, he said it was a great catch, and as they were going to break Eagle tossed in that he didn't even catch the ball at the last second.

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There was also that ball thrown behind Harris in the 3rd (I think) on a 3rd and short. The defender grabbed his facemask and damn near took off his head (at LoS). No penalty and no word from Fouts. I swear the first Raider play from scrimmage he threw a fit about Hitchens grazing the RB's mask and a flag not being thrown. But yes, he drags his points on and on, regardless of being right or wrong, then shows now accountability when clearly wrong


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