-- Would you pork Kathy Bates?
 

Would you pork Kathy Bates?

No

Depends on what pork means...

Wait, I thought about it, no

Can we get a few pictures of Kathy Bates for reference?

I voted no too! Thank you.

Why, did you just get done watching her in a movie and become aroused?

she came up in the McCoy thread.

extremely flaccid soft pass

"It's all pink on the inside." This needs to be confirmed first, of course. Who's going in?

Now? No.

If she was 30 years old? I dunno. How much have I had to drink, and has anyone I know seen us together?

I was reading exactly that post, backed out to the main forum, and completely laughed my ass off when I saw this topic.

If this is the best Chiefs Planet can come up with... Damn, we need some football.

Dude. I was on a conference call for work on my other phone and clicked CP on my personal phone and saw this thread. Having read the thread this originated from, I could barely keep from laughing my ass off just before I hit the mute button. Holy shit this is funny. CP is the best.

I like that you average less than 25 posts a year over 10 years and Kathy Bates is the subject that gets you active on here.

Not even with green eggs and ham.

cwhocares

Sometimes your jimmies get rustled

I think the real question should be is would you down on her and for how long?

I'd probably pork anything right now. My motto is if the ref doesn't see it then its not a foul.

please vote accordingly

I'd do it for $10/minute and I'd make her shout Towonda! When she paid me.


Worse $7.50 she's spent in a while.

Can you explain the term "Pork"

I'm conflicted.

I wouldn’t **** her with Billay’s dick!

Yet Billay is saying he’d **** her with his dick.

Interesting.

Where's the Soapy tit whack off option?

Please.

Most of you would grab her girdle and push her around a twin mattress like a donkey cart.

LMAO

Yeah, if you went back for seconds on that 42 year broad, you're down for anything.

Also, I nominate Bowser.

Dude wtf are you talking about? Everyone on here is s 10 that benches 300 pounds and has 8 inch cocks

Come on Tim. You've never ****ed a bitch that looks like Willie Roafs sister?

From what I've read, you'd suck red greens hangdown for a six pack of steel reserve. You'd livestream a smash with miss bates.


It's cool.....these other guys spend more time with her husband, Master.

Misery



I mean she'd probably take a sledgehammer and break your ankles if you don't satisfy her. And if you can't get it up you're gonna regret it.

Yikes, love that woman.

On a good day, yeah.

I think there's something not right about you, Mr. Simply Red.

https://i.imgur.com/ChsxxtS.jpg

I can already hear the wonderful sound of the clapping and every once in a while a duck call type noise and then back to the clapping sounds

It’s if you prefer to roll her in flour then look for the wet spots

Dammit Wanyan!!

That is the most confounding movie, seeping with estrogen and half of it following those old biddies Bates and Tandy around, . . . but Mary Stuart Masterson was my OG crush [hummina] and Mary Louise Parker was a close second. And even then, they had them playing a couple of coy carpet munchers.

I will swear to my dying day that this meme was born with that movie.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/...rdestboner.jpg

Kathy Bates IS pork.
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Beulah Ballbreaker what about her SR?

Would you slap skins with the PE teacher from Porkys?

Is she from Bates City?

LMAO

SHe's demetrius harris' weed dealer
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That's job security like a muddafuggah.

This place beats the Raiders message board I frequent concerning wacky topics and fun discussions.

-- Would you pork Kathy Bates?
 

I’d rather stick my cock up Ned Beatty’s ass

Thank you for proving my point;
Damn, we need some football! :D:D

I hate the off season

-- Would you pork Kathy Bates?

No, but I'd let Mahomes pee in my pants if he needed to... ?

Would you Kathy Bates some pork?
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I would rather do it with a fox,

I would hit it in her box,

I might even leave on my socks

Every 6.125 Planter's say, "hold my beer & look the other way'

If you wouldn’t pork her would you beef or poultry her? Is vegan a viable option for someone with s sausage?

A little something for her MorningStar?

I tried to find a picture of Kathy Bates on the internet where she was attractive. This is the best I could do. I'm sorry:


https://i1.wp.com/biffbampop.com/wp-...-hot.jpg?ssl=1

I think that is a dude.

I ain't cutting off 3 inches for nobody

Keep looking?

No.

It's bacon or bust. :harumph:

Thanks, I always forget that.

tbf, that pictures a lot better than anything else I've seen

Tbf tie’em, blind’em finger’em if that is the way you rolll you’ll fit right in if you moved to Buffalo.

Not even with your dick.

This thread hanging out on the first page makes me wanna puke everytime I visit.... About the only thing worse would be Rosie O'Donnel, Kathy Griffin or Joy Behar. Rosanne Barr would be a welcome pull out of this bunch.

**** Whoopi and Rosie I hate them bitches more than anything

You’re better than this, SR.

So like Roseanne then? Or maybe the fat girl from Pitch Perfect?

Depends on how many hours of sleep I’ve had.

4-5 hours a night.

If I go to bed too early, then I wake up too early.

Wait a second - wrong thread.

This is one about Bates City Pulled Pork?

I need to have more coffee...

Bump for Kathy.

I'm watching the best movie for this stormy night - The Night Eats the World - pencil it in!

Ugh - Delores Claiborne over here.

You know I don't think I ever saw that - any good?

Fantastic - along with Stand By Me and Shawshank as one of the best adaptations of a Stephen King story to the movie format.

Bonus points for John C. Reilly's terrible fake New England accent in what has to be his first role, ever.