Dont park like a Jerk
 

Mildly amusing.



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'Merica

I do that at my complex sometimes, whenever some douchenozzle (usually in a giant suv they can't park in between the lines) does that. Park as close as I possibly can, but still squarely within my own spot.

This why you should always carry a few of these in your glove box.

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It reminds me of a parking fiasco. At a super busy movie theater mega-plex type place. No spots to be had.
I’m on the right side of the isle and someone was getting ready to back out on my side. They were taking quite a while getting their things in order. I patiently wait, no hurry, with my right blinker on.

As he pulls out, he backs out so he’ll end up leaving in the opposite direction of me. As he’s completing his back, some MFer comes in around from the other side, and drives right into the space. I honk etc.

Guy gets out of his big black shiny Mercedes SUV with his family, and flips me out saying “F you” etc. Nodding his head like “Yeah, that’s right. I said F you.” Walking backwards to keep looking at me; smiling while he did it.

So, I note location of said SUV and find my own spot.

Now, I’m not saying I did, or didn’t, but somehow he ended up with a deep scratch from rear quarter panel to the headlight on the right side. It’s possible that the culprit had so much paint lodged into his key, that he had to get a toothpick from the concession stand to get it out.

Park between the lines and quit acting like your are better than everyone else dumbass.

That should say "If you **** like you park, you probably never get it in."

Wow

ha that was great. **** that guy in the jag

What? You saying the douche didnt deserve it? I would have done the same thing and probably worse.

The entire parking lot of the Trader Joe's/Shane Co./Target/BedBathBeyond/etc. pavilion in Richmond Heights is shit. All the real estate in the world and parking spaces so small that they have Yugos trading paint on their door jambs.

ROFL

Heh still that doesn't top the best douche parking job I've seen. In LA in one of the parking garages around Hollywood, a Hummer parked in a compact car space....not ONE of his wheels was actually in the space....ROFL

Although this is a pretty awesome and non violent way to address the issue...

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You're.

Quit acting like you're better than everyone else.

when I had a nice car I would park it so nobody could door me

but I would do it at the far end of the lot
figuring I wouldn't piss anybody off

nowadays, i just don't care

Heh. You let him off easy. He'd have been buying new glass everything had that been me.

You'd really thing somebody driving an expensive ride like that would be a little smarter about leaving it unattended after pulling a stunt like that.

LMAO Got caught typing and talking to my wife at the same time. Started one way and finished another. Meant it to say "you are"

Yep. It was in a ritzy part of the county. **** that guy. Get what you deserve prick.
Not you, but him. :D

take out the "spot just for you".
insert:

asshole parking!

classic!!!

(pretty sure i saw that on this site somewhere. suck it repost poe-leese)

Normally I don't condone that type of behavior, but **** that guy.

Don't you work in a law office?

So?

Just means he has backup.

And it's not like it takes a lot of time to bust out a couple of windows.

Er.... at least, I assume it wouldn't take much time..... um.....

I don't understand why he didn't just get in through the passenger side and slide over. Am I missing something?

Me either. I was enraged. Figured it was that or beat him in front of his family. Thank god I have a cool head.

Just playing out the scenario in my head.

You commence to busting out the windows in this assholes SUV, someone calls the police, you get arrested, your defense of "but the guy stole my space, and I clearly had my blinker on" is deemed insufficient, and your place of employment decides they don't need someone with a criminal record working in their office and fires you.

Seems like a little bit of an overreaction.

I've heard that as well.

Do you drive an SUV?

too big to slide over the stick maybe.

The trick is to not do it when there are people watching.

Worked back in high school. :evil:

Yes, and that scratch cost me $600 to get fixed. I would have preferred you kick my ass in front of my family.

Oh by the way, sorry for stealing your spot, but Justin Bieber's Never Say Never was starting in five minutes and I didn't want to be late. I love the Biebs. :p

Well, **** it, just set the damn thing on fire and walk away then.

I carry a valve stem puller for these occasions. No permanent damage, but one hell of an inconvenience.

Ha, I'm surprised he actually tried to get into the car from the driver's side. Really??? Clearly, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with. Nice that he gets mad that the other person parked accurately...dumb people all around.

Cant you just put a little rock in the stem and screw the cap back on? I mean I've heard this works not for sure.

It cracks me up that he gets mad at the other driver when he was the one creating the problem in the first place. I don't give a crap what you drive. It doesn't entitle you to two or four spaces.

yes, I have seen people take up four spaces.

Wow, what an idiot. Not you, him.
To act the ass then leave his property at your mercy? He had that one a comin.

I've got a spring loaded center punch. I don't carry it for occassions like these, I actually have several of them and just happen to have one in about every vehicle I own. But walk up to a window, press the center punch against the center of a window until it clicks and it'll shatter the entire window without much noise and without making it look like you're up to no good.

I actually find the original writing more funny. I enjoy when people get as mad about stuff like this as I do. I don't really have road rage, even if you cut me off. Just go faster than me afterwards. However, bad parking and late or no use of blinkers will send me over the edge. That and slow driving when you are in the fast lane.

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Just unscrew the cap, insert a tiny pebble, and replace the cap...

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Too easy to fix. If I take their valve stems they have to go buy new ones and install before they can air up their tires.

I spent most of the video wondering the same thing. Maybe the guys just not a problem solver.

I don't know how big the interior of that car is but I still wonder if maybe he was too big to get through it.

Better to park like this girl:

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no, both are idiots

doing property damage over a parking spot.

why didn't Dayze get out and confront......afraid?
Come back sneaking and do damage.....stupid!

I simply park as far away as the parking lot allows.

No one parks by you, you get a little exercise with a nice leisurely walk.

What is with everyoine needing to park up by the entrance of places?

:hmmm:

why would I confront him?

**** that guy. He deserved a surprise when he got home and noticed it the next day. I'm sure his dumbass passenger didn't notice it when leaving.

if/when I fight, it's to win at all costs. almost like life and death. Not to fight just to toss a few punches. It'll be a fight until one of us is in a coma or bleeding out of our ears.

Pretty much what I do. Plus, there's fewer shopping carts around slamming into your vehicle.

to each his own I guess

Wouldn't you liked to have had the satisfaction of him knowing you did it?

sort of. I waiver between that and knowing his "WTF"?!!! moment when he sees it.

:shrug: Hey, I’d have had a hard time not beating the living shit out of the guy right in front of his family too, but Dayze already addressed that and I commend him on his cooler than me head.

one time I had to keep driving around a parking lot, looking for a spot, and the only one I could find had a car like in the op taking up two spots. I pulled in about 2 inches from their drivers door and slid out my passenger side. came back out and the car was gone, but they'd left me a note under my wiper that said, "you are a c@cksucker!" .

I laughed my ass off all the way home. **** those assholes.
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ROFL

I witnessed the worst parking lot I'd ever seen last weekend..

The KC Zoo. I parked perfectly in my lines, as well as the van next to me and we still hardly had any room to get out of the car.

I came back at the end of the day with a HUGE ding in my door. Pissed.

I would do something like that only if I drove a beater. Otherwise I would worry about being keyed or being left a door ding.

Speaking of door dings, when we went to Vegas last April, we stayed at Harrah's. I ended up parking on the roof of their parking garage where there were only three other cars. I could see the parking garage from our room and noticed the next morning that some moron had parked right next to me that night despite there being a ton of other spots.

When we left the next day, the car was gone but had left me a massive scrape/door ding, about 3 inches square. It's like they had wedge their door open against my car. :#

LMAO
you don't see the word 'one who sucks the penis' used too often in notes.

yeah, sorry for the bypass, but the filter kinda diminishes the actual feeling in the note that was left.
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Yeah.... give her about 20 years, and get back to us......

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If he noticed it right away, he probably figured that part out.

So property damage is OK to you because he was a bit of a dick to you.

You are a bigger dick than him.

then mission accomplished.
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bull shit.

being a 'bit' of a dick is just taking the space and leaving it at that.
being a huge dick that deserves instant Karma is taking a space, flipping you off, saying '**** you', walking backwards smiling at his actions.

I would never act like that to someone in that situation. you know why? because I'm not dumb enough to act like that and not expect it to bite me in the ass.

I guess I could look at it like that. :D

I love the smell of Karma in the morning. Smells like....Victory.

The law would prosecute you, not him, if it had witnessed this incident.

You acted like a child. Granted, so did he, but that doesn't mean you needed to lower yourself.

You are shameful.

Just because you've rolled over for people like this all your life doesn't mean the rest of us have to. :shake:

Anyone thinking about doing something like this should consider that many businesses like this nowadays have cameras in the parking lots.

I once keyed someone's car.

In high school.

about six months ago I pulled into a minimall lot near leawood and found myself in a similar situation. I parked. not super close, but close enough to a (immaculate clean shiny) truck door that it would have been near impossible to enter. as I made my way a guy walked up and said "hmmm, can you pull out so I can get in?" and I walked back to the vehicles and looked down the stripe separating the two spaces and turned to the guy "I think you did a poor job parking your truck, but lucky for you, it has two doors" and walked away.

Sure. And they'll use it to get you if you kill somebody, or plant a bomb, or commit some other serious crime.

Keying a guy's car? Yeah, I'm sure the cops will get right on that. LMAO

I guess you'll never diet and exercise enough to lose your inner pussy, will you?

Trollin, trollin, trollin...

It's property damage.

If a camera identifies the offender, guess what! Lawyer up, asshole, because the dick is going to work you over a second time!

Keying cars is something kids do. If you resort to it as an adult, you are an asshole and something of a great big pussy, too, since you want to avoid confrontation and be all sneaky.