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Dull pain in my right testicle and groin area and in my lower abdomen.

First felt it about 2 hours ago and its pretty shitty.

Is this what a hernia feels like?

that's my first thought

Feel around up there and kind of strain and cough. See if you feel anything.

Is it worse with straining?

Go get that looked and fixed asap. You DON'T want that thing to get strangulated.

you're gay?

Sounds like AIDS. Maybe horse AIDS.

I just shifted in my seat and am realizing the pain is also in my left nut.

Also, you might be a Chiefs fan.

I anticipate this type of pain after this year's draft.

Go rub one out. You might be clogged or something.

Never even knew you had testicles! Figured this would be a sandy vagina thread.

Inguinal hernia. I've had one before. Repair wasn't fun. Doc did it the old fashioned way, so I have a nice half-moon shaped souvenir just Northwest of my junk.

It means you're fat and ugly.

Here's a question sort of related:

Does anyone ever get shooting pains (like ones that almost double you up) in your junk? Almost like the throb after getting kicked in the nuts, very sharp and painful. Then they just go away as quickly as they came?

quick remedy would be to dip your balls in a glass of champagne

First I seen Diagnose Me, then I seen Buck. First thing I thought of was the aids.

Funniest thread of the year so far!

Sorry for your loss.

Shit I don't want to over react to this, would it really **** me up if it was a hernia and I decided to wait til Monday to see if it goes away? I can go to urgent care now and get it checked.

I think Monday should be fine. Just don't wait for like weeks.

Sometimes I feel like a nut.

On a scale of 1-10.....what's your pain?

You feel like a silly overly political dude with a webcast and bad grammar skills?

Dahmer?

You got gonorrhea Buck.

Its coming in waves, but at worst a 5.

When i was eight i had those exact same pains, they would double me over and the only thing that helped was curling into a ball on the floor, they initially diagnosed it as a hernia but further work revealed it to be a softball size benign tumor.

Go see a doc.

Could be a kidney stone on the way. Feeling anything in your lower back?

Sure you just dont have a twisted testicle? Have had one of those before and they hurt like a bitch.

Nope. Just my groin area and my abdomen.

Problem is that one time I had similar pains and went to the Doctor, only to find out I was majorly constipated.

This time though I am regular as can be.

Kidney stones can do this. Also, I had a viral infection in my testicle that felt the same way and it's never really been the same since.

Push on your lower abdomen where it hurts. Does it hurt worse when you push or does the pain go away?

could be a hydrocele or a hernia. go pull on her testicles a bit. Doc is going to like u.

We ship bulls when they get this.

Sounds like you've got micropenis

I had something very similar once went to see a urologist and he said I got piss down my sperm hole and it caused an infection,he said was very common and put me on antibiotics.

Close. But for Buck it's more like sperm in the A-hole

Used to then I completed puberty. Good luck.

put a tampon in.

That will only push the sand that much farther up!

toxic shock syndrome

Testicular Torsion

Give it time - the other one might drop...

Syphilis Rivers

If you wear boxers, switch to briefs or boxer briefs for a day. Sometimes that'll help. I'd say if it doesn't go away after a day it's worth having checked out.

That $#it is no joke.

It will ruin you...

might be epididimydous (spelling is obviously wrong).

i've had it a few times. basically, overexerting yourself, whether it's lifting something heavy, putting too much strain on your lower region, or sitting on the toilet at teh gay bar (joking).

my urologist diagnosed me in 2 seconds. too bad he had to do the hernia check--wanted to put my fist through his skull.

meds fixed me up in about 3 days.

i've had it around 6 times as a young adult. don't wait around. the sooner you see someone, the sooner you'll recover.

prayers sent.

You got teh clap

I can't be the first person to say herpes, can I? jesus, you people are slipping.

psst, look right above

drat, two minutes too late. oh well. though technically, clap means gonorrhea

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...9185521AAKSP72

If it's not horrible pain it probably rules out testicular torsion, possibly Epididymitis. Feel around your sack and see if it feels like you have worms in there and if so it's probably Epididymitis. Regardless get your ass to an urgent care just to make sure.

Does your penis burn when you urinate?

Wait till Monday! Are you nuts?
Were talking about the family jewels here.
Heart attack,severed limb, tooth aches can all wait till Monday.

Hit it with a hammer. That will be $500 bucks.

Epiditymitis.

Try rearranging your balls a bit and see if the pain subsides.

Blue balls.

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Blue waffles

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I had a hernia repaired just a couple of months ago- your symptoms sound alot like mine did. Definitely get it checked! If that's what you have, the small intestine can protrude thru the hole, causing that pain you feel. If the intestine gets cut off (strangulated), that's a very bad situation.

Maybe epididymitis?

It is similar to a UTI only in the tiny tube behind your testicle. I went to the ER one early morning when I woke up in pure agony after that tiny tube swelled up to about acorn size.

I got it another time, and it started out as a dull pain that would sort of ebb, but within a few hours it go extremely painful. If you have this you will get some pills that make your mouth taste like pennies and it will go away.

However, if you do have epididymitis, then you may also have prostatitis, which is the same thing only your prostate. Guess how they check you for that one....

I'm just guessing, but I think you may be pregnant.

Have your buddy lighten up when he's driving it home. Your nuts must have slapped hard together.

may simply have DSB...dangerous sperm build-up

I know a guy and that sounds exactly like a guy I know that had to have his balls removed. Sucks man.

Rub one out and take a nap. See if that helps.

You could have epididymitis or a varicocele. It's worth getting checked out. I occasionally have a dull ache in one of my balls, but it's not a hernia. Getting an ultrasound on your nuts is an interesting experience.

You have Norv Turner Disorder.

Do you have a tattoo on your lower back, and do you use your microwave often?

Snow shoveling sympathy pains. Stand in a meat freezer and shove two snowcones down the back of your shirt.

Prayers sent

Soak it in cide...uh...him.

:clap:
Rain man rules.

Good or bad?

Have them warm the gel

ohmygawd!!!!

if one more person reposts my epidydimidous IMA GONNA BUST A NUT!!!!!!!!

Did you pass out at the gay bar again?

You need more rocky mountain ousters in your diet.

Epididymitis

Blue balls.