The dumbest thing sports media says?
 

How often do we hear "team A is quietly having a great season," "Player B has quietly moved to the top of the league in given statistic," "team C has quietly won 5 in row and are on top of the division now."

HEY SPORTS MEDIA... You know why "the Falcons are QUIETLY 7-0 and the only remaining undefeated team in the NFL?" BECAUSE YOU, SPORTS MEDIA AREN'T TALKING ABOUT IT!" If YOU sports media would actually cover what's GOING ON in sports more and what Tebow had for breakfast less MAYBE ACTUAL STORYS WOULDN'T HAPPEN SO QUIETLY!

****IN GENIUS!

I swear every time I hear this I want to choke a bitch... generally the one who said it.

/end rant


*excuse the random thought but hey it's at least sports related and quite frankly this place is mostly boring lately with a lot of the same ol.

The Chiefs are loudly slobbering on a huge penis

So what did Tebow have for breakfast today? I missed that.

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There.....I just covered everything ESPN has reported on in the past 5 years.

He's fasting for Sandy victims.

All the little cliches that morons here say.

"It" factor
End of the day
Guy has a motor.

Shit can go on and on.

You forgot Tiger Woods and the SEC.

That post isn't great but has upside.

I had a SPAM®, egg and cheese bagel. It was awesome.

I don't think I've ever eaten Spam.

Ah yes TW...how could I forget him.

lol, The dumbest shit i heard a reporter say is a few hours before the NBA season started was asking a player if he's ready for the season to start. How ****ing stupid is that.

choke a bitch. How's that one go over with your gf?

doesnt look bad, really

Good one. They put a lot of effort into that. Probably stayed up all night.

I wish someone would just one time say "no" and walk away, then put up 40 points.

Loves it.

that's hot.

ROFL

Well then you are missing out.

It actually tastes really good, great pork flavor.

Only way to make it better? put an egg & cheese on it... mmm, that looks good.

Maybe I'll pick some up next time I go to Dollar General to buy toilet paper lol. Toilet paper is actually a dollar there ya know. I can't justify paying more for something I'm going to wipe my ass with.

That's why I don't understand the people who go to Kansas Sampler to buy Cassel jerseys for $70.

LMAO

I think they're on clearance at Dollar General.

Don't buy any of that knockoff garbage, make sure it's real SPAM® Brand Luncheon Meat.

They sell real Spam man. I've seen it. I always wonder who in the hell buys it as I pass by on my way to the name brand Ramen... 5 pack for a dollar.

That would be me. I've even been to the SPAM® Museum in Austin, MN.

I don't judge man. I'm probably going to try it now.

"He is truly one of the great guys in the game."

Leave Cassel out of this thread please and thank you.

_________________ Mania!

Brent Musberger:

"What do you think Kansas needs to do to score?"


How about put the ball in the basket, Brent.

I hate the stupid rhetorical questions that spew from Dan Dierdorfs big ass jowly melon head 'How big was that pass/catch/play/sac/?' on and on. I think everyone of his comments ends up being something along those lines - at the end of the day.

They play a finesse offense.

He's a game manager





How come we never hear about a finesse defense?

see "Kansas City Chiefs"

We are the very definition of a finesse defense.

Control your own destiny" never really made sense to me

See we "controlled our own destiny" by obtaining Pioli/Crennel/Dabol/Cassel. With that kind of desicion making we made absolutely certain that our destiny was one of pure suck.

It's called "bend but don't break".

Which is just another way to say "soft".

This is the loudest stadium in the league

I noticed on a pic someone posted recently... blowfish maybe... that they are still running that on the ribbon board at Arrowhead this year. I had to lol.

Although it may have the loudest booing.

LMAO perfect LMAO

Anything out of Brent Musbergers mouth

If Jamaal Charles had a 400 yard game, it would just show it on the bottom scroll thing, they wouldn't even have a highlight.

It's called a crawl. You're welcome.

:)

It's also called a "ticker". You're welcome.

:)

thanks, I'll still call it bottom scroll thing though :p

Technically.... oh forget it.

I actually like bottom scroll thing better.

:spock: Are you questioning me?

Not really. Just technically there's a difference but both terms get used interchangably anymore... so you can be right too.

Are you questioning me?

I've heard it be referred to as both a "crawler" and a "ticker". Never knew there was technically a difference.

Are you seriously questioning me, questioning you, questioning me?

LMAO

A "ticker" is "defined" as a static message that changes at a pre-determined interval... maybe 4 seconds between message changes... hence the "ticking" of the clock until said message is changed. A "crawl" is defined as a constantly moving message. Bump used the word "scrolling" so "crawl" seemed more appropriate. 6 of 1, half dozen of the other. Lets both be right..... or we can fight about it. It's not like it would be the dumbest fight CP has ever seen lol.

You were playing w/ your google again, weren't you? LMAO

Fair enough. I'll still call it a ticker though and there's not a damn thing you can do about it! :p

I've worked for 2 radio/tv combo's and picked up a few things.

I suggest you call it a bottom scrolling or not scrolling score and information update thingy.

LMAO This could go on forever, so I'll just give you the win.

No no no. You win. We all know if mama ain't happy ain't no one happy.

This is the dumbest fight CP has ever seen.

:spock: Okay?

You should go find a random Dane thread.

I concur. I think I'll go play poker.

I meant happy! GAH!

But Tebow is Jesus /espn

And Kobe Bryant and the Lakers

Forgot Penn State and Sandusky.

I hate hearing Matt Ryan called "Matty Ice".