Name the Chiefs Defense
By now you've seen the stats.
The Kansas City Chiefs are statistically the worst defense (yards allowed), through the first 6 weeks of a season, in the history of the National Football League. We had the Steel Curtain. We've seen the Orange Crush, the Killer B's. We've watched the rise and fall of the Legion of Boom. The Monsters of the Midway. So, Chiefs Planet, I ask you: What is this Chiefs defensive unit's nickname? My suggestion: The KC Masterpieces-of-shit Go. |
Q. The Q defense.
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Bob's 32. Oktoberfail.
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New England's bitch.
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The Bend Don't Tackle Defense.
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Legion of Gloom
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"Go Offense!!!"
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Garbage.
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The Greatest Ho On Turf
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Red Carpet.
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Sultans of Suck
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The Please, please, please, just get a ****ing stop, oh Jesus Christ! Defense
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This gets my vote. FAX |
Sybil
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Symbian
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Day-to-day
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Ray Charles
Helen Keller’s The Wonders |
I thought we settled on "Red Carpet?"
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Benny Hill's Nickel and Dime
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Bob Sutton's Farewell Tour
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"Legion of Gloom" made me laugh...but someone suggested days ago "Career Day Defense"...so appropriate and nice alliteration to it.
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Skidmark Defense.
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Texas Tech Pro Defense
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Suicidal thoughts.
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The impenetrable force! (Or not)
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Day to Day
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Brokedick mountain
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No
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Greg Robinson's moniker was the Career Day Defense or _fense
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The Velvet Curtain.
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House of Lame
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How about "The Bunny Ranch" defense?
Because it's a whole bunch of pussies and everyone scores. |
The Bend and Break
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Burnt Ends
But really I like Red Carpet and Legion of Gloom. Those are awesome. |
Alex Smiff, a.k.a. the default name for failure.
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Holes
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The greatest pile of shit on turf
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Suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
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The "Cover Who?" defense.
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Overreaction Planet Defense
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Eric Berry Still Not Practicing Defense
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"In and Out Defense"
Come in, give up a td, and leave |
The Suttonettes
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King dipshit and the ****heads
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Denier of Dreams
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I know this isn't "right", but I keep hearing the phrase, "The Red Rags" for some reason.
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Eric Berry and the 11 Gentlemen
The Whiskey River Defense Desperate middle aged single moms who'll give it up to just anybody defense The stay at home defense |
Don't have a nickname, but I found a work of art titled 'Mahomes takes his defense out for a night on the town.'
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rkGCgi2vw9...ysBigballs.png |
To steal from the jim rome show....
BOHICA "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again" |
Make this into a poll. "Red Carpet" has my vote. Although "Legion of Gloom" is pretty good, too.
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the insanity defense
"just need to clean up a few things on the back end and tweak some personnel up fro.. aw who am I kidding?" defense The PMS/"Patrick Mahomes Scores" defense, aka "The Red Tide." |
****.
That's usually what I say anyway. |
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But seriously they can borrow this tag.
#metoo |
The Overpaid Busts
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the "ahh, for ****s sake" defense
because I say this roughly 43 times a game |
Bob's Badtime Bunch.
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Next Man Up (preferably from another team) defense.
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The Dithering D
or Just France |
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The “We should just onside kick it” defense
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The Super Bowl Champion Chiefs Defense.
We're 5-1. I'm not going to damage anyone's morale. We've won over 83 percent of our games this year. |
Bathroom Break
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The Best Sideline Money Can Buy
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Sutton’s Sultans of Suck
Never Punters KC and the Touchdown Band |
heh, "Red Carpet" _efense....sounds about right
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Cheesecloth Chiefs
Wall of wet tissue The flaccid protuberances Flag football champions of 2018 |
Just ****ing Awful
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Winner. |
Legion of boo
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Seriously, this defense is ass.
I can't stress that enough. It's embarrassing. Or put simply: STDIAICSTEIE |
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Is there such a thing as a Kansas City Steamer?
Well, if not, there is now. |
Lewdog’s balls
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