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luv 02-11-2019 11:59 AM

Valentine's Day
 
Thread was bumped. See post #76.

eDave 02-11-2019 12:07 PM

Blissfully single.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2019 12:09 PM

i'm going to love myself

we've been together for almost a year now

pugsnotdrugs19 02-11-2019 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14101171)
i'm going to love myself

we've been together for almost a year now

Pullin’ that pecker

FlaChief58 02-11-2019 12:18 PM

Hmmm, candy, shopping and a chick flick. Sounds like you're planning a really nice V-day for your SO. Especially if he's a woman.

loochy 02-11-2019 12:23 PM

My wife doesn't like Valentine's day, so I'm not required to either.

TwistedChief 02-11-2019 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 14101198)
My wife doesn't like Valentine's day, so I'm not required to either.

My wife doesn't like Valentine's Day either, but she requires me to celebrate it as if it were the birthdate of the messiah Patrick Mahomes himself.

2112 02-11-2019 12:30 PM

I’ll eat raisins and hard boiled eggs. Dutch oven

Rasputin 02-11-2019 12:36 PM

Ladies if you want make your man happy on Valentine's day a gift card to Bass Pro Shop is the perfect gift.

Frosty 02-11-2019 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 14101198)
My wife doesn't like Valentine's day, so I'm not required to either.

My wife and I have been married 30 years and we've never done anything for V Day outside of maybe a card when we were dating.

007 02-11-2019 12:41 PM

Already did it last Saturday. Dinner at red lobster and curtain shopping.

KCUnited 02-11-2019 12:55 PM

My favorite thing about Valentines Day is seeing all the "I love you" posts on Facebook from dudes. Basically confirming to all their friends and family that they've ****ed up hard within the last year.

luv 02-11-2019 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 14101185)
Hmmm, candy, shopping and a chick flick. Sounds like you're planning a really nice V-day for your SO. Especially if he's a woman.

I couldn't get alcohol delivered, it's a mutual interest movie, and it's shopping for our son. Great attempt at an insult, though! :thumb:

Eleazar 02-11-2019 01:16 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If he's busy on V-day
The side chick is you

Dayze 02-11-2019 01:19 PM

last night, my wife and I were watching TV, and a V-day commercial came on TV; we both sort of stared the TV, and she asked "is it really Vday this upcoming week", I said "yup". and she just let out a sigh and said "jesus..."

lol.
neither one of us really do anything for V day other than a card. and we might go to dinner at some point in the next month, but nothing in terms of a special expensive ass dinner. more Like OK Joes, or Gordon Biercsch etc.

hell, we stil haven't gone to dinner yet for our anniversary back in October LMAO. we're both too busy; she's finally come around the last few years that Vday is just a marketing gimmick, like every other holiday or otherwise that's marketed for you to 'celebrate' each month of the year to get you to spend money.

we pretty much do things together all the time, so a 'special' Vday celebration is sort of pointless.

thank god. My buddy has a wife who is allllll about Valentine's Day. He stresses about it from New years until Vday, and drops a boat load of $ each Vday. That would drive me insane.

ptlyon 02-11-2019 01:29 PM

The irony of this thread and Dayze's post.

I was standing in line at home depot just a little bit ago and realized, for whatever reason, V day is this week. I said to myself, "****".

All we ever do is exchange cards, but dammit, I hate picking out cards.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2019 01:45 PM

Go to Le Fou Frog and stage a nasty breakup. Have "the other woman" come in and spill the beans.

First woman leaves. Second woman sits down and finishes dinner with the nefarious gentleman.

Film it. Edit it. Youtube profit.

Fire Me Boy! 02-11-2019 01:48 PM

We don't do anything. It's just another day.

luv 02-11-2019 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 14101383)
last night, my wife and I were watching TV, and a V-day commercial came on TV; we both sort of stared the TV, and she asked "is it really Vday this upcoming week", I said "yup". and she just let out a sigh and said "jesus..."

lol.
neither one of us really do anything for V day other than a card. and we might go to dinner at some point in the next month, but nothing in terms of a special expensive ass dinner. more Like OK Joes, or Gordon Biercsch etc.

hell, we stil haven't gone to dinner yet for our anniversary back in October LMAO. we're both too busy; she's finally come around the last few years that Vday is just a marketing gimmick, like every other holiday or otherwise that's marketed for you to 'celebrate' each month of the year to get you to spend money.

we pretty much do things together all the time, so a 'special' Vday celebration is sort of pointless.

thank god. My buddy has a wife who is allllll about Valentine's Day. He stresses about it from New years until Vday, and drops a boat load of $ each Vday. That would drive me insane.

Valentine's Day is the day we became "officially" exclusive, so it's kind of like an anniversary for us. My man sucks at remembering dates, so we made it Valentine's Day just so he'd remember...lol. I'll admit that I'm more into it than he he, and I'm fine with that. Getting gifts is not my love language. I've always been a gift giver.

Dayze 02-11-2019 01:55 PM

last year the wife and I decided to get each other the most awful, cringe worthy, gaudy card possible.

it was pretty fun.

luv 02-11-2019 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 14101424)
The irony of this thread and Dayze's post.

I was standing in line at home depot just a little bit ago and realized, for whatever reason, V day is this week. I said to myself, "****".

All we ever do is exchange cards, but dammit, I hate picking out cards.

For being a gift giver, cards are my Achilles heel. If I don't find something that stands out to me as absolutely "perfect" within the first three cards, then I settle fast. I hate standing there reading cards.

Titty Meat 02-11-2019 01:57 PM

steak and bj


thread

luv 02-11-2019 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 14101523)
steak and bj


thread

That's March 14th.

Dayze 02-11-2019 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 14101522)
For being a gift giver, cards are my Achilles heel. If I don't find something that stands out to me as absolutely "perfect" within the first three cards, then I settle fast. I hate standing there reading cards.

there's a great standup bit from Kevin James that perfectly captures your dilema.

I'm the same way though; I try to find something, then narrow my focus pretty fast. I somehow justify whatever i end up getting pretty quickly lol.
"hmmm. a cartoon python saying 'you're sssssssssssssso, sssssssssssweet".....yep, that's perfect"

Fire Me Boy! 02-11-2019 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 14101506)
Valentine's Day is the day we became "officially" exclusive, so it's kind of like an anniversary for us. My man sucks at remembering dates, so we made it Valentine's Day just so he'd remember...lol. I'll admit that I'm more into it than he he, and I'm fine with that. Getting gifts is not my love language. I've always been a gift giver.

Interesting post. I'm curious how many people know their own love language, let alone their SO's.

MahiMike 02-11-2019 02:04 PM

My wife doesn't believe in made up holidays and that's why I love her so much.

luv 02-11-2019 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 14101543)
Interesting post. I'm curious how many people know their own love language, let alone their SO's.

His is acts of service, and mine is words of affirmation. :)

His is clear without him having to take the little test. There were a few that fit me, so I decided to take it one day. Words of affirmation squeaked by ahead of quality time. With him being in the restaurant industry, our kiddo fulfills any quality time I feel I need from anyone.

eDave 02-11-2019 02:18 PM

I did have a woman get me her number at at reggae festival on Saturday. We've texted a bit. I might ask her out for that night but right now I don't want to have to clean my car, nor go down that road at all.

Monty 02-11-2019 02:25 PM

Wife is out out of town helping her Mom. Flowers and chocolates ordered for delivery and we'll do something when she gets back. She likes the chocolates more than the flowers, but our day to day is way more important than the Hallmark holiday. :)

MahiMike 02-11-2019 02:32 PM

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Kiimo 02-11-2019 02:39 PM

Future wife and I have two rules on Valentine's Day, both created by her:

1. No gifts
2. We eat pizza.

This is why she's the future wife.

alpha_omega 02-11-2019 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14101625)
I did have a woman get me her number at at reggae festival on Saturday......

Forget the number, tell us about the reggae fest (who, what, when, where, etc.)

JD10367 02-11-2019 02:42 PM

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ptlyon 02-11-2019 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 14101700)
Future wife and I have two rules on Valentine's Day, both created by her:

1. No gifts
2. We eat pizza.

This is why she's the future wife.

That's great.

What kind of pizza?

eDave 02-11-2019 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alpha_omega (Post 14101706)
Forget the number, tell us about the reggae fest (who, what, when, where, etc.)

It was a small festival (two days). Saturday and Sunday. I didn't go Sunday because I have to adult on Monday. I'm wading into the whole reggae thing, but liking it so far.

https://arizonarootsfestival.com/schedule

Much bigger and better coming up. Lady I met wants me to go...

https://www.facebook.com/daysonthegr...type=3&theater

tooge 02-11-2019 03:57 PM

my loving and sense filled wife and I have been married long enough to know that Valentines day is a Hallmark sham. We will make a nice dinner at home together but otherwise it's just a normal day.

Monty 02-11-2019 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 14101700)
Future wife and I have two rules on Valentine's Day, both created by her:

1. No gifts
2. We eat pizza.

This is why she's the future wife.

She's a keeper.

alpha_omega 02-11-2019 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14101903)
It was a small festival (two days). Saturday and Sunday. I didn't go Sunday because I have to adult on Monday. I'm wading into the whole reggae thing, but liking it so far.

https://arizonarootsfestival.com/schedule

Much bigger and better coming up. Lady I met wants me to go...

https://www.facebook.com/daysonthegr...type=3&theater

Interesting and thank you for sharing. I wasn't sure where you were located at...just had some friends get back from this fest....
https://www.onelovecalifest.com

Iowanian 02-11-2019 04:07 PM

Since it's a lady-centric holiday, might leave the fart fan on when I leave the outhouse.


I see so much crap online about the long lists of things a man needs to do for a woman, but I don't see shit about what the woman needs to do for her man to show regular appreciation.

Welcome to equality. To celebrate, I'll probably let my valentine know the farm payment is due and how much we owe in taxes since i'm having them done wed.

luv 02-11-2019 04:13 PM

For the record, I added reservations to a steakhouse after the movie. THEN we'll go shopping for the kiddo. :)

eDave 02-11-2019 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alpha_omega (Post 14101919)
Interesting and thank you for sharing. I wasn't sure where you were located at...just had some friends get back from this fest....
https://www.onelovecalifest.com

Nice. That's like both of mine combined. I saw Iration a few months ago and it was kickass. So I'm now getting into reggae.

So much pot. At one point I had a joint in each hand and a couple waiting to be passed to me. Crowd seems nice.

threebag 02-11-2019 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19 (Post 14101177)
Pullin’ that pecker

Probably not just his...

Bwana 02-11-2019 05:07 PM

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Hammock Parties 02-11-2019 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 14101989)
Probably not just his...

it's 2019

multiple planeteers confirmed via facebook i was once in a relationship with a woman

"gochiefs is gay" jokes don't hold water anymore

jjjayb 02-11-2019 06:21 PM

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wheeler08 02-11-2019 06:58 PM

I was smart and got married the week before Valentine’s Day. We’ve been married 5 years this week and we might go out for a nice dinner for anniversary and Valentine’s Day is a week later and we’re like meh, we just went out.

TrebMaxx 02-11-2019 08:20 PM

We don't do much for Valentines. Maybe some chocolate covered strawberries from the Chocolate Factory and I also go and get a box of those grade school type of cards that kids give to their classmates. I set them all over the dash of her car after she goes to bed with little notes on them. She gets a kick out of it.

Why Not? 02-11-2019 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14101625)
nor go down that road at all.

Now when you say “go down that road”, can we get clarification on what you mean? You have a history, you know.

bevischief 02-11-2019 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14101166)
Blissfully single.

This.

Hammock Parties 02-14-2019 11:07 AM

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KCrockaholic 02-14-2019 11:27 AM

Wifes birthday is a week before V day. But the "holiday" itself really doesn't mean shit to me. I don't need a holiday to tell me to show more affection or to make sure I have sex tonight. I do that regardless. To me it's a teenager holiday.

Kman34 02-14-2019 11:33 AM

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Titty Meat 02-14-2019 12:18 PM

Well shit. I just licked a friend of mines FGs pussy

seaofred 02-14-2019 12:28 PM

Wife and I don't do much. We will get each other cards and have a nice steak dinner.

scho63 02-14-2019 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 14101625)
I did have a woman get me her number at at reggae festival on Saturday. We've texted a bit. I might ask her out for that night but right now I don't want to have to clean my car, nor go down that road at all.

Does she wear dreadlocks in her hair down there? :hmmm:

luv 02-14-2019 01:00 PM

Decanter got delivered. I got a text saying "you dork". Mission accomplished. :)

Hammock Parties 02-14-2019 01:44 PM

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzYvRHgV4AAOn-W.jpg

SuperBowl4 02-14-2019 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 14106418)
Decanter got delivered. I got a text saying "you dork". Mission accomplished. :)

:thumb:

KChiefs1 02-14-2019 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14101171)
i'm going to love myself

we've been together for almost a year now


How are Rosie & her sisters doing?

KChiefs1 02-14-2019 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi (Post 14101700)
Future wife and I have two rules on Valentine's Day, both created by her:



1. No gifts

2. We eat pizza.



This is why she's the future wife.


Make sure it’s a heart shaped one.

ptlyon 02-14-2019 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 14106529)
Make sure it’s a heart shaped one.

https://mobile.twitter.com/papamurph...Ctwgr%5Eauthor

eDave 02-14-2019 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 14106380)
Does she wear dreadlocks in her hair down there? :hmmm:

She didn't have any on her head so I assume not. Doesn't matter anyway as I learned she lives in Sierra Vista. I'm not driving all the way down there for a date I was hesitant to set in the first place. It's off.

eDave 02-14-2019 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 14106343)
Well shit. I just licked a friend of mines FGs pussy

Stop going down on your mom. FFS man.

Clyde Frog 02-14-2019 04:06 PM

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suzzer99 02-14-2019 04:33 PM

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I give them 6 more months.

suzzer99 02-14-2019 04:35 PM

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eDave 02-14-2019 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 14106813)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day ������ <a href="https://t.co/A1GD0UlEwu">pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu</a></p>&mdash; Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1096130234879889408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I give them 6 more months.

Nobody of substance gives a shit Kim.

1claire 02-14-2019 05:50 PM

All I see is flowers and chocolates on my newsfeed.

JD10367 02-14-2019 07:19 PM

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stevieray 02-14-2019 07:40 PM

My wife asked me tonight if it bothered me that she's not that big on Valentine's Day...


:)

gblowfish 02-14-2019 07:46 PM

Mrs. B does community theater stuff, and she's in the middle of a new play that's going on in April. So she's off doing that work tonight. We'll have our VD on Saturday. I buy her purple roses (She's a KSU wildcat) and get her and card and some chocolate every year. We've been married 24 years. It works for us.

TribalElder 02-14-2019 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 14106813)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day ������ <a href="https://t.co/A1GD0UlEwu">pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu</a></p>&mdash; Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1096130234879889408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I give them 6 more months.

Kenny won’t be the only one blowing sacks today

GloryDayz 02-14-2019 10:34 PM

Hockey practice...

luv 02-15-2019 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99 (Post 14106813)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">NO BIG DEAL KENNY G IN MY LIVING ROOM!!! Happy Valentines Day ������ <a href="https://t.co/A1GD0UlEwu">pic.twitter.com/A1GD0UlEwu</a></p>&mdash; Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) <a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1096130234879889408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 14, 2019</a></blockquote>
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I give them 6 more months.

Is it weird that there's no furniture?

SuperBowl4 02-15-2019 09:09 AM

Too many roses for furniture

scho63 02-07-2020 05:37 AM

I'm sending Andy Reid a 25 pound box of chocolates

Bugeater 02-07-2020 06:42 AM

I'm sending him a 25 pound cheeseburger

luv 02-07-2020 10:15 AM

My predicament this year is what to get my boyfriend's mom for her birthday, which is a few days after Valentine's Day, but we won't focus on that.

This year, I'm thinking the good ol' steak and BJ thing will have to work for my man.

Tnerped 02-07-2020 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 14783381)
My predicament this year is what to get my boyfriend's mom for her birthday, which is a few days after Valentine's Day, but we won't focus on that.

This year, I'm thinking the good ol' steak and BJ thing will have to work for my man.

Would work for any normal man. Hell, that's pretty much all I need every day.

Kopinto 11-16-2020 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olout (Post 14783054)
I guess it's high time to renew the thread or create a new one. Anyone wanna throw out some ideas for cool gifts (other than dinner, flowers and chocolate)?
Here's some obvious ideas that I won't do (too easy):
Any ideas?

I have always hated to give flowers on any occasions. It is better to take out for a movie (but not in 2020 of course) :shake:


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