If you were going to start a museum about yourself...
 

...what would some of the major exhibits (or museum wings) be?

I would have a rather large wing devoted to "interesting things that I would have said, but since I was an introvert I never got to say them because I was in a group of extroverts and could never find a way into the conversation."

I would have another wing of "sports feats that I thought I might be able to do, but never tried since I never played the sport".

And of course there would be a wing of "best Chiefsplanet posts".

I would be quite embarrassed to start a museum about myself, even if I wasn't a butt****ing moron and famous.

Honestly, the older I get, the more I realize that I could fill entire wings with “stupid things I said and did”.

My embalmed penis of course

Off topic, this reminds me of the thing I hated most in my career. You know the rubber chicken businessy lunch where you have a big circular table of about eight people who don't know each other well and you feel like you're required to participate in a conversation you care nothing about. Gawd I hated those.

Shortest tour in museum history. :p

Lunch receipts I’m proud of

Seek help :rolleyes:

Plaques commemorating all my years in IT (30)

ROFL

I'd have to start with how I made my first big score at the racetrack on my 21st birthday, leading me to eventually become the richest and most powerful man on the planet.

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Well, I guess it would contain a wall of all my Baseball and Tennis trophies from my early years and then as we cross into the next room there would be a mantel with a pair of rubber boots, a thermos and a latex glove. The End , ThankYou for visiting.

Had no idea you were gay Hog, but as many Hog's you've jacked off, I should have expected it

I made other boys cry!

The headboard I broke banging your mom!

Wax figures of every bad choice.

How much square footage are you estimating?

The childhood wing for me would feature Star Wars figures, a worn out big wheel, and Dukes of Hazard statues.

Don't sell yourself short, Hog. You could put some big rocks in there too.:D

They don't all have to be life sized.
Just a very select few.

The Don’t Do This Museum

That’s what I’d name mine

I bet you'll spend all your time in the scho63 wing admiring the paintings of escorts, the receipts under glass of expensive lunches and the photos of all the countries I have been too in the World.

I'll make sure to send you a ticket. LMAO

It would just be a stark white room with one pedestal in the center and a comfortable armchair next to it. On the pedestal would be my phone. And you can pick it up and scroll through anything.

An entire wing dedicated to:

Somehow, I'm still alive.

AKA, the young and dumb years.

One wings is My crazy adventures with exhibit of pushing a truck with no gas. In a car with no break and escaping a strip club because a drunk guy thought you were making a pass at his girlfriend. Then we head to the hall of famous people I know. Next is the favorite movies theater. Or the much bigger favorite sports memories theater with THX sound. The chiefs beating the Texans game will be on a loop. Finally we reach the brewery slash restaurant where we have Buffalo burgers and chili. Plus the gift store with hot women ringing up your orders.

he doesnt miss

My museum is pretty much written on the walls of truck stop shitters across the Midwest. A little in Vegas and the south east also.
Always carry a sharpie.
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First I'd purchase a 4 X 6 storage shed and go from there/

Can I just store my shit in this museum?

That's basically what a museum is, so yes. You just have to label everything.