Cannibalism - pro or anti?
I'm working late tonight, so I thought I'd reprise my only post that was ever banned back on the old KC Star BB. It was deleted before I could get a proper vote.
Here's the scenario: You're trapped in a wagon train/plane crash/Milwaukee apartment with no sources of food whatsoever. However, a few dead fellow pioneers/soccer players/bar patrons are lying about, with expiration dates that are still good. Assume that you have a 33 percent chance of surviving until the St. Bernards arrive if you DON'T barbecue the ol' gang, and a 66 percent of surviving if you partake of Sapiens stew. What's your choice? |
For survival only, yes. But I would certainly hope I had a way to cook the meat first, don't think I could do it otherwise (as if I could do it to begin with).
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I wouldn't eat another human, but if I'm in a situation where it'd have to be done to survive..........it'll turn into a Donner "Dinner" Party
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Trapped in the wilderness and no food?
First one who sleeps, loses. |
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EAT ME !
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Although I'd likely start with whoever I like THE LEAST. :evil: |
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Like as in flavor, or like as in personality? |
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Soccor player might be kind of tough and stringy. Probably best to use him in a stew.
The Milwaukee people, if beer fed, may be quite rich like Kobe steaks. However, if they had filled their bodies with unnatural supplements and hormones, I might put them lower on the list. A meat and potatoes cornfed midwesterner stranded in the mountains would probably be good. You know, I just don't like going hungry. |
Boil 'em like a rabbit! I wonder if the fat comes off with the skin like on rabbits........
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---Slayer Diablo doesn't think he wants to meet Zebedee any time soon..... |
Did you hear about the cannibal who didn't like his mother in law?
So he only ate the slaw and french fries. Same cannibal, later that week: Say, this is good. Who is it? Last but not Least: Cannibal broncofan! |
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There probably ain't much meat on you, but I bet you are well marbled. |
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Did you hear about the cannibal that ate his brother?
When asked if he had seen his brother lately, he replied, " I just passed him in the woods." |
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My favorite cannibal joke:
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny! :evil: |
Child Cannibal: Mom, can I eat the batter?
Mother Cannibal: Only if he gets 3 strikes. |
Hey! If we end up trapped on a mountainside somewhere, this discussion won't seem so petty, now will it?
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I moved this hoping the perception would be that it had been deleted.
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ROFL (Too bad you're having to explain the joke, though.) |
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This is just wrong: "In 1874, Packer polished off five fellow prospectors in a mid-winter munchy fit." |
If I hadn't pulled a Madonna' and got a more "Now" image I believe my stance would be obvious.
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Kevin, I remember that original thread cause it ended up getting me kicked off and I had to change my user name. It was a really funny topic.
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you'll have to ask chiefsgurl about that one...
eating of other human beings is ok, as long as they're married :D
-EBOLA- j/k, 'gurl ;) |
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:D So I take it you're a "yes?" What was your original name? |
I always used rjintx. Had to go to rjintx2, then rjintx3 after a conversation with Joe Seahawk wherein we for some reason began using Spanish words neither of us knew the correct meanings of and the overseeers decided it was profanity, though my significant other of Mexican descent said that what had been written translated loosely into eating ham sandwiches on a beach. Whatever it was, me & Joe both got the heave-ho by some bb nazi.
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I just checked with my lawyer. I plead the 5th. (by the way, thigh steaks are the best part)!!!
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I'm surprised at how many people are not answering 'yes' or 'no.' While you guys are hesitating, some of us are going to sneak in and get the drumsticks.
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Wouldn't have to resort to eating a person in those scenarios.
Aways have my trusty Leatherman Redneck Tool on me. With it, I could walk up to a farmer's cow, slice it's throat and enjoy several nice meals. In town, if there are than many people lying around, soemthing tragic must have happened and not many people would be around. I can use my leatherman to pick a lock to a grocery store, take some food (leave money at the cash register of course) and eat to my heart's content. About the only scenario that would trouble me would be in a lifeboat in the ocean. But after reflection, I would put a little slice in one of my left fingers, hold it over the boat and chum for sharks. When one came in, I would slice of some fin and start shewing (The chinese say it is a delicacy). (Just think of what McGiver could have done if they had leathermans while his TV show was running) I believe Hank said it best, "A country boy can survive" :D |
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Get plenty of practice all summer. After getting on an animal lover site and asking how much people pay for them as pets, my dad and I figured we killed about $45,000 worth of dogs in one day. |
A fine memory, Kevin.
I'm trying to remember if the cannibal thread was the same one that slipped into a necrophilia thing. I think it was Dan T who posted something about a necrphiliac's consternation when driving through a red light district and seeing the flashing signs proclaiming "live girls, live girls". I might be fuzzy on the details but do recall laughing my a** off when reading that. |
anybody remember that case back in 1983 or 1984 where something like this happened? they were stranded at sea for like 7 days and they all voted to eat the kid and they did, then when they were rescued they all went to jail for murder?
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It depends. I would eat them, but I think extreme cannibalistic eating habits should follow the same rule as all other food.
I do not eat lamb fries, because no matter how they are cooked or how good they taste, they are balls. I also do not eat chitterlines, tripe, etc......... So, I would take the 66% and eat the person, until all parts other than balls, asses, and intestines were left. I would then take the 33% chance. 1 out of 3 is too good of chances for me to pass up by eating hairy man balls. |
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Pubie chip?
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Monty Python and Cannibalism
6: How we feeling, Captain?
C: Not too good. I...I feel so weak. 2: We can't hold out much longer. C: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me. ?: Eat you, sir? C: Yes. Eat me. ?: Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg? C: You didn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm. 5: It's not just the leg, sir. C: What do you mean? 5: Well, sir...it's just that - C: Why don't you want to eat me? 5: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir! ?: So would I, sir. C: I see. ?: Then that's decided...everyone's gonna eat me! ?: Uh, well. 5: What, sir? ?: Go ahead, please, but I won't - ?: Oh nonsense, sir, you're starving; tuck in! 1: No, no, it's not that. ?: What's the matter with Johnson, sir? 1: Well, he's not kosher. 5: That depends how we kill him, sir. 1: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I...I like my meat a little more lean. I'd rather eat Hodges. ?: Oh well, all right. 5: I still prefer Johnson. C: I wish you'd all stop bickering and eat me. 1: Look. I tell you what. Those who want to can eat Johnson. And you, sir, can have my leg. And we make some stock from the Captain, and then we'll have Johnson cold for supper. |
one observation...
for a group that professes to despise lawyers, "isn't it strange" (mocking a recent thread) that such a high percentage vote based on the "advice" of their lawyer? ;) :LOL: :rolleyes: :p :) |
Supposedly we taste “sweet” and our meat is stringy. Enough cayenne and no one will know the difference anyway.
Reminds me of that movie “Alive” where that dude is gnawing on fingers. Which could be served as appetizers, much like hot wings. Just think about how much meat is on the human body. Quarter up a medium size person and you have enough grub for awhile. I bet Emeril could do some crazy shit with some calf muscles and a few biceps. |
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ROFL That is classic! |
Hall of Classics?
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Two year old rep. |
Whoa. Blast from the past. It still makes me chuckle to think about the Star BB removing it.
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We laughed, we cried and..................
ate a part of each other.
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From Cheers
The gang is debating the Brady Bunch stranded on a deserted island. Who would they eat first? Woody: "Alice, cause she ain't kin."
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